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A letter to Ex-Girlfriend

Dear Monica ,

Thanks for being my love for 1½ years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a new boyfriend and started enjoying your dating.

Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Monica In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from Next Street & as you know this is my 4th love, from all my past experience I have learned a lot.

When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well I have written many love letters to you, and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays Monica, and it's a time consuming work. In order to avoid all this I need all my love letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girlfriend, please send it back to me. I don't have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.

Another thing Monica, I have given you one cute photo of mine, can you send it to me please, you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.

And also, during my 1½ years of love days I have spent lot of money for impressing you, I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.

The expenses are as follows;

Lunch / Dinner: 2895, Cool Drinks: 4938, Snacks: 5645, Juice: 5845, Cinema: 8235, Internet Chatting: 5499, Mobile: 20546, Petrol: 8255, Gift Items: 17850, Grand Total - 79,708/- (In words: Rupees Seventy Nine Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Only)

Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend this money on my new girlfriend, and more over if you have any of my gifts lying with you, I am ready to take these packs in half price. Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.

I am enclosing herewith your love letters (weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boyfriend and your photo so that you can give to your new boyfriend.

Also, please advice your expenses, which incurred during our dates. I don't think you have got any expenditure during these dates, I have seen many times that you always forget your purse when it comes to pay.

Anyways, I hope you will clear the above outstanding at the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful 6th love affair with Shahrukh.

Your ex-lover,

Digitally Signed…!!!

Posted in Fantasy.

6 comments

By Shashi Kumar – March 1, 2007

Birbal…! The Great

Tansen was a high ranking official in King Akbar’s court. However he had one longstanding wish - to suck the queen’s voluptuous breasts to his heart’s desire. Every time he passed the queen he would get frustrated.

He revealed his desire to Birbal one day, and begged him to do something about it. Birbal, after much thought, agreed on the condition that tansen could suck the breasts to his desire but later he would have to pay Birbal 1000 gold coins for it.

Tansen agreed. The next day Birbal prepared a high voltage itching lotion and poured it into the queen’s bra while she was taking a bath. Soon the itching started and grew in intensity much to the king’s anxiety.

Consultations with doctors and Birbal revealed that a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure it. Birbal also added that such SALIVA was only in Tansen ’s mouth.

Akbar summoned Tansen and for the next 4 hours Tansen violently sucked the queen’s breasts. Licking, biting, pressing, playing he got what he always desired. Satisfied he returned back and met Birbal, but in his lust and since his mission was over, he refused to pay Birbal anything and in fact shooed him away.

Tansen of course knew that Birbal could never report this matter to the emperor since he was instrumental in it himself. What Tansen did not know was what Birbal would do the next day ……. ..

Birbal duly put that lotion in Emperor Akbar’s underwear…!

Posted in Fun.

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By Shashi Kumar – February 28, 2007

Sardarji…!

A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani were arrested for consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia. So for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:

“It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”

The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: “Please tie a pillow to my back.”

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: “Please fix two pillows to my back.”

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.

The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: “You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your Indian culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!”

“Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness,” Sardar replied “In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.”

“Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave.” The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.

“If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And what is your second wish,?” the Sheik asked.

Sardar smiled and said, “Tie the Pakistani to my back“ !!!

KHABARDAR KISINE AB SE SARDAR KA MAZAAK UDAAYA TO…!

Posted in Fun.

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By Shashi Kumar – February 27, 2007

Modern Heights

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3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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4. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

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6. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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7. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

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8. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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9. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.

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By Shashi Kumar – February 26, 2007

“Father” - God’s Blessing

A young man was getting ready to Graduate College. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted.

As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed the young man opened the box and found a Holy book “Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta“.

Angrily, he raised his voice at his father and said, “With all your money you give me a “Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta” ?” and stormed out of the house, leaving the holy book. He never contacted his father again for a long time.


Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and a wonderful family, but realized his father was very old and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had not seen him since that graduation day. Before he could make arrangements, he received a telegram telling him his father had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son. He needed to come home immediately and take care of things.

When he arrived at his father’s house, sudden sadness and regret filled his heart. He began to search his father’s important papers and saw the still new “Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta”, just as he had left it years ago. With tears, he opened the “Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta” and began to turn the pages. As he read those words, a car key dropped from an envelope taped behind the “Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta“.

It had a tag with the dealer’s name, the same dealer who had the sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation, and the words “PAID IN FULL”.

How many times do we miss GOD’S blessings because they are not packaged as we expected?

Posted in Love.

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By Shashi Kumar – February 24, 2007

God is in joking mood…!


“Go right ahead”, God said.
“God, what is a million years to you?”
God said, “A million years to me is only a second.”

The man wondered.
Then he asked, “God, what is a million dollars worth to you?”
God said, “A million dollars to me is a penny.”

So the man said, “God can I have a penny ?”
And God cheerfully said, “Sure!……. just a second .”

Posted in Blogs.

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By Shashi Kumar – February 23, 2007

Grievance Cell - Govt. of India

Can you imagine this happening in INDIA?

Government of India has an online Grievance forum at http://darpg-grievance.nic.in/

The government wants people to use this tool to highlight the problems they faced while dealing with Government officials or departments like Passport Office, Electricity board, BSNL/MTNL, Railways etc etc.

I know many people will say that these things don’t work in India, but this actually works as one of our colleague in CSC found. The guy I’m talking about lives in Faridabad. Couple of months back, the Faridabad Municipal Corporation laid new roads in his area and the residents were very happy about it. But 2 weeks later, BSNL dugged up the newly laid roads to install new cables which annoyed all the residents including this guy. But it was only this guy who used the above listed grievance forum to highlight his concern. And to his surprise, BSNL and Municipal Corporation of faridabad was served a show cause notice and the guy received a copy of the notice in one week. Government has asked the MC and BSNL about the goof up as its clear that both the government departments were not in sync at all.
So use this grievance forum and educate others who don’t know about this facility. This way we can at least raise our concerns instead of just talking about the ‘ System‘ in India. Invite your friends to contribute for many such happenings.
SPREAD THIS MESSAGE Spread to all !

Posted in Blogs.

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By Shashi Kumar – February 22, 2007