Here is new business , a product (?) offered in new way.
Ms. Natalie ( false name) is selling her virginity online (source) , to the highest bidder and by the time i am writing this, she has recieved a bid of whooping $250,000. Why ? if you asked, she wants to pay for her education. The best part is her mother is supporting it. and the ranch owner, where she is legally selling her virginity is quoted as saying “Why lose it to some guy in the backseat of a Toyota when you can pay for your education”. she herself says ” We live in a capitalist society!!Why shouldn’t I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity? “
Does this involved morality ?
it’s business.
We will see more like this in future. no surprises.
We live in a capitalist society !!
Posted in Blogs.
– September 14, 2008
God! tussi great ho par kithe ho ? Dubai ?
After reading this , i wonder if those guys had similar issues with Bruce Almighty. Where is entertainment in those guys life ?
Let’s analyze !!
The process of entertainment for the masses in india is
Watch Movie
Dance with dancing heroine, copying steps of hero,
Go Home
Jerk
Sleep and forget it
in US
Watch Movie
Being indian, hate indian movies while watching..(normally, americans love indian movies, fulltoo entertainment !!)
at the end, realize that you actually wasted $16, and decided to never watch hindi movies again.
sleep
next day, new movie is realeased , with catchy music and you change your decision.
for me , i find most of english movies tasteless unless, there is some masala involved in it.
( and yes, the most pathetic and talked about director is Shaymalan , if i spelled correctly. i am sure he spends lot of his time, planning weird ways of suicides and murders. When was the last time he had laugh!)
in Gulf
Watch Movie,
Jerk , Jerk , Jerk and Jerk (may be more than that)!!!
decide to call indian heroine on personal party next day.
declare the movie unislamic but keep a dvd in personal collection.
come on guys!! no ones hurting your religion by playing god in movie. or a muslim guy playing hindu role in movie.
Posted in Blogs.
– August 19, 2008
Just a Joke ??
talking of india’s independence and current conditions, i came across an interesting email which actually is a joke but a bitter reality. I got this from one of my “local” friend and i feel offended, but seriously, this left me speechless. How true this is, i leave it to my readers.
U.S
VERSION
Ant
& Grasshopper :
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
building its house
and laying up supplies for the winter.
The
Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays
the
summer away.
Come winter ,the Ant is warm and well fed. The
Grasshopper has no food
or shelter so he dies out in the
cold.
INDIAN Version:
The Ant works hard
in the withering heat all summer building its house
and laying up supplies
for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant’s a fool and laughs &
dances & plays
the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering
Grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the Ant should
be allowed to be warm and well fed
while others are cold and
starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the
shivering
Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with
a
table filled with food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be that this
poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer
so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant’s
house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers
demanding
that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during
winter.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the Indian
Government
for not upholding the fundamental rights of the
Grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking
support to the
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for
prompt
support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance)
.
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for ‘Bharat
Bandh’
in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in
Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working
hard in the heat
so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants
and
Grasshoppers.
BJP wants Sonia Gandhi’s apology.
Lalu Prasad
allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian
Railway Trains, aptly
named as the ‘Grasshopper Rath’.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts
the ‘Prevention of Terrorism
Against Grasshoppers Act’ [POTAGA], with effect
from the beginning of
the winter.
Arjun Singh makes ‘Special
Reservation’ for Grasshoppers in
Educational Institutions & in Government
Services.
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having
nothing
left to pay his retroactive taxes,it’s home is confiscated by
the
Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered
by
NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it ‘A Triumph of Justice’.
Lalu
calls it ‘Socialistic Justice’.
CPM calls it the ‘Revolutionary
Resurgence of the Downtrodden’.
Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to
address the UN General Assembly.
.
.
.
Many years
later…
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion
dollar
company in Silicon Valley ..
100s of Grasshoppers still die of
starvation despite reservation
somewhere in India ….
As a result of loosing lot of hard
working Ants and feeding the
Grasshoppers, India is still a
developing country!!!
& Grasshopper :
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
building its house
and laying up supplies for the winter.
The
Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays
the
summer away.
Come winter ,the Ant is warm and well fed. The
Grasshopper has no food
or shelter so he dies out in the
cold.
INDIAN Version:
The Ant works hard
in the withering heat all summer building its house
and laying up supplies
for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant’s a fool and laughs &
dances & plays
the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering
Grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the Ant should
be allowed to be warm and well fed
while others are cold and
starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the
shivering
Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with
a
table filled with food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be that this
poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer
so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant’s
house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers
demanding
that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during
winter.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the Indian
Government
for not upholding the fundamental rights of the
Grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking
support to the
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for
prompt
support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance)
.
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for ‘Bharat
Bandh’
in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in
Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working
hard in the heat
so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants
and
Grasshoppers.
BJP wants Sonia Gandhi’s apology.
Lalu Prasad
allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian
Railway Trains, aptly
named as the ‘Grasshopper Rath’.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts
the ‘Prevention of Terrorism
Against Grasshoppers Act’ [POTAGA], with effect
from the beginning of
the winter.
Arjun Singh makes ‘Special
Reservation’ for Grasshoppers in
Educational Institutions & in Government
Services.
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having
nothing
left to pay his retroactive taxes,it’s home is confiscated by
the
Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered
by
NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it ‘A Triumph of Justice’.
Lalu
calls it ‘Socialistic Justice’.
CPM calls it the ‘Revolutionary
Resurgence of the Downtrodden’.
Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to
address the UN General Assembly.
.
.
.
Many years
later…
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion
dollar
company in Silicon Valley ..
100s of Grasshoppers still die of
starvation despite reservation
somewhere in India ….
As a result of loosing lot of hard
working Ants and feeding the
Grasshoppers, India is still a
developing country!!!
Posted in Blogs.
– August 17, 2008
after a long pause
after such a long time, i want to write and why? Due to Bindra’s historic win. I salute this guy. Within such a long gap, i have moved to my new job and left country, completely hopeless of all indians and indianized version of basically anything. I am the only indian in my company, being part of a big chinese group, i had never mentioned india, with any of my fellows. The day he won, i told one the american freinds, that india won it’s first individual gold medal in olympics and he congratulated me. After a long gap, i feel good to be an indian. I, too, wanted to be known as Indian as Bindra is, but may be i never tried as hard, now i feel so. But atleast i shared the same feeling as any indian could sense now. Atleast, he tried and never lost the hope, like i did.
Posted in Blogs.
– August 17, 2008
SHAME INDIAN MEDIA!!! SHAME SHAME!!
A message from shamFULL Indian to shameLESS Indian media
Dear Editors of HT, TOI, IndianExpress and TheHindu, I got the mail below from a friend of mine and following the unwritten code of conduct, I am forwarding it to my friends but all efforts of people who have been forwarding this mail would go waste if this mail doesn’t reach YOU……
Something to think about..!!
Shame on Indian Media??? Really what a shame…
By the time u guys read this news, the body of Major Manish Pitambare, who was shot dead at Anantnag, would have been cremated with full military honors.
On Tuesday, this news swept across all the news channels ‘Sanjay Dutt relieved by court’. ‘Sirf Munna not a bhai’ ‘13 saal ka vanvaas khatam’ ‘although found guilty for possession of armory, Sanjay can breath sigh of relief as all the TADA charges against him are withdrawn’ Then many personalities like Salman Khan said ‘He is a good person. We knew he will come out clean’. Mr Big B said “Dutt’s family and our family have relations for years he’s a good kid. He is like elder brother to Abhishek”. His sister Priya Dutt said “we can sleep well tonight. It’s a great relief”
In other news, Parliament was mad at Indian team for performing bad; Greg Chappell said something; Shah Rukh Khan replaces Amitabh in KBC and other such stuff. But most of the emphasis was given on Sanjay Dutt’s “phoenix like” comeback from the ashes of terrorist charges. Surfing through the channels, one news on BBC startled me. It read “Hisbul Mujahidin’s most wanted terrorist ‘Sohel Faisal’ killed in Anantnag , India . Indian Major leading the operation lost his life in the process. Four others are injured.
It was past midnight , I started visiting the stupid Indian channels, but Sanjay Dutt was still ruling. They were telling how Sanjay pleaded to the court saying ‘I’m the sole bread earner for my family’, ‘I have a daughter who is studying in US’ and so on. Then they showed how Sanjay was not wearing his lucky blue shirt while he was hearing the verdict and also how he went to every temple and prayed for the last few months. A suspect in Mumbai bomb blasts, convicted under armory act…was being transformed into a hero.
Sure Sanjay Dutt has a daughter; Sure he did not do any terrorist activity. Possessing an AK47 is considered too elementary in terrorist community and also one who possesses an AK47 has a right to possess a pistol so that again is not such a big crime; Sure Sanjay Dutt went to all the temples;
Sure he did a lot of Gandhigiri but then…….. …
Major Manish H Pitambare got the information from his sources about the terrorists’ whereabouts. Wasting no time he attacked the camp, killed Hisbul Mujahidin’s supremo and in the process lost his life to the bullets fired from an AK47. Just like Sunjay Dutt he is survived by a wife and daughter who’s only 18 months old.
Major Manish never said ‘I have a daughter’ before he took the decision to attack the terrorists in the darkest of nights. He never thought about having a family and he being the bread earner. No news channel covered this since they were too busy hyping a former drug addict, a suspect who’s linked to bomb blasts which killed hundreds. Their aim was to show how he defied the TADA charges and they were so successful that his conviction in possession of armory had no meaning. They also concluded that his parents in heaven must be happy and proud of him.
Parents of Major Manish are still living and they have to live rest of their lives without their beloved son. His daughter won’t ever see her daddy again.
Posted in Blogs.
– June 20, 2007
INDIA(crazy) tv
Had it been in my hands i would have renamed INDIA tv to india’s CRAZIEST tv. recently they had shown few thing of their own interest (as if only they themselves are the audiences)
· a druggist squirrel
· love making snake couple
· ghost who loves to dance in front of running vehicles …. … etc etc…
when we indians are gonna mature. it is just coz of these contents, we are still looked as magicians although we have the best brains across the world.
Posted in Blogs.
– June 19, 2007
World Ideologies As Explained By Reference To Cows
FEUDALISM PURE SOCIALISM BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM FASCISM PURE COMMUNISM RUSSIAN COMMUNISM PERESTROIKA CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM DICTATORSHIP PURE DEMOCRACY REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY BUREAUCRACY CAPITALISM PURE ANARCHY ANARCHO-CAPITALISM SURREALISM OLYMPICS-ISM |
Source :: www.generationterrorists.com
Posted in Blogs.
– June 19, 2007
weldone Ford!!
Well decided Ford!! Well kicked BCCI’s a**!!!
we indians are pathetic maniacs’. we don’t deserve some hard working coach. What we need is a person who is a politician (or some relative of politician) , who hardly knows cricket but yes should have some experience in politics(in case he is relative, we will provide that also). After all , we have whole organization presided by people who had hardly played cricket and are not even aware what is meant by square one.
Posted in Cricket.
– June 12, 2007
Wah Taj!!
Taj Mahal!
a lot has been heard (& done) to get it into the list of seven wonders. Media has its’ own role in this. But what is so special about taj besides it being beautiful. Do we , the indians, have love for it? certainly no!! for most of us, it just another piece of history (full of conspiracies & confusions). Guys, give our dear (elected) politicians a chance, and they can change the taj as a church for christians or temple (where some god had taken birth) for hindus or a shopping mall with major shareholders like ambanis / tatas and blah…. blah….
Posted in Blogs.
– June 11, 2007
for 50+
Oh ! i forget , here is some thing for good
OLD fellows (young by heart). Crank.com offers a search engine targetting people
above the age of 50.
Posted in Blogs.
– January 14, 2007