Teacher: Did you see the God?
Tommy: No
Teacher: That’s my point.we can’t see God. he doesn’t
                exist.

A little girl stood up and said she would like to ask a few questions to Tommy.
The teacher agreed.

The Little girl: Tommy,do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.
The Little  girl : Tommy,do you see the grass outside?
Tommy : Yes

The Little  girl: Do you see the teacher Tommy?
Tommy : Yes.
The Little girl: Do you see her brain?
Tommy : No

The Little girl: Then according to what we were taught  today in school,she must not have one.. …..
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3. A songfest was hell in the church Wednesday morning.

4. The rosebud on the altar is to announce the birth of David ,the sin of
  Rev.and Mrs.Adams.

Friends ,start the week with a smile
have a wonderful week ahead
God bless
smiles
sheels

Husband : What was that for?

Wife : I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it..

Husband : Oh..I took part in a race last evening and jenny
   was my horse’s name…

Wife : sorry dear…I ….

Next day she again hit him with the frying pan.

Husband : Now..what for ???

The teacher asked;”What are you drawing my dear”?

The girl answered, ”I am drawing GOD”

Teacher paused and said,”But,no one know how God look like?”"

The girl quipped,”well, they will know in a minute”.

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A primary school  teacher was persuading her students to buy one copy of the class  photograph by each one..

she said; ”Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say”There is Elizabeth,a lawyer..
oh..that is John,he’s a doctor ‘…

A small voice at the back of the room say out; ” And there is the teacher,she;s dead..’