Good morning friends..Here is something to brighten up your day…
1.What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed in the examination?
”dad,they questioned me for three hours ..but I never told them anything’..
2.What’s the difference between people who pray in church and those who play in casino?
The ones in the casino are very serious in their prayers while others sleep ..
3.When I was young, i used to pray for a bike.Then I realized God doesn’t work that way..So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
4.A little boy went up to his father and asked ‘;Dad,where did all my intelligence come from?
His father replied” Well,son ,you must have gotten it from your mother,
because I still have mine”.
5.Paul’s teacher sent a note home to his mother…
‘Paul seems to be a bright boy ,but spends too much of his time thinking about girls’.
The mother replied next day..
‘If you find a solution,please pass it on to me ..I have the same problem with his father’.
Have a wonderful day
smile
sheels.