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I Want To Go Back To The Time
 


When INNOCENCE Was NATURAL,
Not FAKE.


When GETTING HIGH Meant On A SWING,
Not PROMOTIONS.


When DRINKING Meant RASNA ORANGE,
Not BEERS Or WHISKEYS.


When DAD Was The Only HERO,
Not DEPP Or TOM.


When LOVE Was MOM’S HUG,
Not The GIRL-FRIENDS’.


When DAD’S SHOULDER Was The HIGHEST PLACE On The Earth,
Not Your DESIGNATION.


When Your WORST ENEMIES Were Your SIBLINGS,
Not Your MANAGER.


When The Only Thing That Could HURT Were BLEEDING KNEES,
Not The TEARS Falling Down Your Cheeks.


When The Only Things BROKEN Were TOYS,
Not The DYING HEARTS.


And When GOOD-BYES Meant TILL TOMORROW,
Not For YEARS & YEARS.


Life Has Changed A Lot.

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Guzaarish

Raah dikha di hai tumne !

Ab humsafar banke !

Zindagi bhar saath chalo tum !!

 

Khush rehna sikhaya hai tumne !

Meri muskurahat banke !

Zindagi mein khushiyan bhar do tum !!

 

Zindagi ki tasveer dikhayi hai tumne !

Alag alag rang banke !

Ismein rang bhar do tum !!

 

Jeene ka arth samjhaya hai tumne !

Meri zindagi banke !

Jeene ki wajah bano tum !!

 

Bas Yehi Guzaarish hai meri !!!

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Friendship is about !!

·         Friendship is not about "I m sorry "  its about "abbe  teri  galti hai "

 

·         Friendship is not about "I m there for u" or "I missed u "  it's about "kahan marr gaya saale  "

 

·         Friendship is not about "I understand "  its about "sab teri wajah se hua manhus"

 

·         Friendship is not about "I care for u  "  its about "kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga "

 

·         Friendship is not about "I m happy for ur success "its about "chal party de saale"

 

·         Friendship is not about "I love that girl"  its about "saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain "  

 

·         Friendship is not about "R u coming for outing tomorrow " its about " nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai "

 

·         Friendship is not about "Get well soon " its about " Itna piyega toh yehi hoga"

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Why Love is blind !!

A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on
it, God had put all the human “qualities” in a separate room. Since
all the qualities were bored they decided to play hide & seek.

“Madness” was one of the qualities and he shouted: “I want to count, I
want to count!” And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek
“Madness”, all the other qualities agreed. So “Madness” leaned against
a tree and started to  count:

One, two, three…” As “Madness” counted, the qualities went hiding.
“Treason” hid in a pile of garbage.. “Lie ” said that it would hide
under a stone, but hid  at the bottom of  the lake.  And Madness
continued to count “… Seventy nine, eighty, eighty one…” By this
time, all the qualities were already hidden-except “Love “.

For stupid as “Love ” is, he could not decide where to hide.

And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it
is to hide “Love”.

“Madness”: “…ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven…” Just when
“Madness” got to one hundred….. ….”Love” jumped into a rose bush
where he hid.

And Madness turned around and shouted: “I’m coming, I’m coming!” As
Madness turned around, “Laziness” was the first to be found, because
“Laziness” was too lazy to hide. “Madness” searched madly and found
“Lie” at the bottom of the lake. One by one, Madness found them all -
except Love. Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love.

Envious of Love, “Envy” whispered to “Madness “: “You only need to
find Love, and Love is hiding in the rose bush.”

“Madness” Jumped on the rose bush and he heard loud cry. The thorns in
the bush had pierced “Loves” eyes.

Hearing the commotion God came into the room and saw what had
happened. He got very angry and cursed “Madness” and said since “Love”
has become blind because of u… ..u shall always be with him”

And so it came about that from that day on, Love is blind and is
always accompanied by Madness.!

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It’s all about Life

Monica married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Monica’s mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook with Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Mother: ‘Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there’s something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it’s about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I’ve done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh. When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you’ve had.’

Monica shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:
- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage

- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Monica

- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali

- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Monica got pregnant

- 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted … and so on…

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. They didn’t talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world…. no more love…Kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Monica talked to her Mother: ‘Mom, we can’t stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can’t imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!’

Mother: ‘Sure, girl, that’s no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can’t stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn’t keep any record of such a poor marriage.’

Monica thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home. When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.

The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Monica. She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: ‘This is the day I notice how much I’ve loved you through out all these years. How much happiness you’ve brought me.’

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.

Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask. I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone through all the good years in their life.

“When you fall, in any way, Don’t see the place where you fell, Instead see the place from where you slipped. Life is about correcting mistakes.”

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Predict Your IDOL

Try this…!!! It’s really different.

 


This Maths Test Can Predict Your IDOL.. Try it without looking at the Answer!

 1. Pick 1 Favorite Number from 1-9
 2. Then Use that no. & Multiply by 3.
 3. Then again Add 3, then
 4. Again Multiply by 3 ..


 You’ll get a 2 digit no. or a 3 digit. Add the digits.
 Now See Who Your IDOL is from the List below with that no…!!!




 





 

 

 









 1.Einstein
 2.Kamal Hassan
 3.Dr.APJ Abdul Kalam
 4.Tom Cruise
 5.Bill Gates
 6.Gandhiji
 7. A R Rahman
 8. Hitler
 9. Kumar Ahuja - Thtz me
 10. Aamir Khan

   
Who is he?

I knew it already, Thank You.!
   

The truth finally comes out.

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Happy Diwali

May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us on the path of peace and social harmony

May this Diwali be as bright as ever.

May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to everyone.

“WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI”

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Aashirwaad

Aasmaan mein taare jitne !
Dekhe tu utne mausam !!

Poori ho teri har icha !
Poore tere khwab har dum !!

Khushiyan sang sang ho har pal !
Na dekhe tu ek pal bhi gam !!

Raahein ho teri bin mushkil !
Manzil chu lein tere ye kadam !!

Note: The above lines are for my chweat little princess.

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A Gift is a Gift

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, “I had a big house built for Mama.”

The second said, “I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house.”

The third said “I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her.”

The fourth said, “You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can’t read anymore because she can’t see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it.”

The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes. “She wrote: “Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.”

“Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks.”

“Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I’ve lost my hearing and I’m nearly blind. I’ll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same.”

“Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you.”

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7 secrets of Success

I found the answers in my room.

Roof said: Aim high.
Fan said: Be cool.
Clock said: Every minute is precious.
Mirror said: Reflect before you act.
Window said: See the world.
Calendar said: Be up-to-date.
Door said: Push hard to achieve your goal.

These are the 7 secrets of Success..

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