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Wordz of an 8 month old Fetus

One fine morning, a lady (3rd time pregnant) hears a voice not known to her.

 

The sweet little voice came from the fetus she was carrying.

 

"Of all these eight months I have been within you, I have seen you in pain; thrice you were admitted and advised bed rest. Doctors say your health is not in a condition to give me birth. You cannot go to work.

I have seen dad worried about how he will take care of me once I am born. This year he had a very meager appraisal which has been absorbed by the rising inflation and prices of day-to-day requirements. Last diwali, when he bought clothes for both my elder siblings he hardly had anything left to buy for himself or for that matter for you.

When you go to work you leave my elder sister in a day cr'che and my brother with grandma. Where will you leave me when I will come?

Going by the current price rise and inflation, all of Dad's savings will hardly be enough for my sister's and brother's studies. What have you planned for me?

You were a happy family without me, then why did you go for me. Was I really missing in your family? Why didn't you say no to the very thought of having me in your family?"

Posted in Personal.

13 comments

By Kumar Ahuja – July 8, 2008


Cheers

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job.

He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.

He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, “You are the reason I don’t have a wife”, second bottle, “You are the reason I don’t have my children”,
third bottle “You are the reason I lost my job”.

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says, “Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved”  .


Cheers !!!

Posted in Fun.

10 comments

By Kumar Ahuja – July 3, 2008


A Lost Soul

Man created machines for his own use
In turn, machines turned him of no use

Discoveries take place every new morning
Who cares for nature’s warning?

Natural things have come to a standstill
Everybody now thinks digital

Man calls himself as independent
In reality, he is now machine dependent

In the forest of machines,
On a gifted planet called earth…

A search has begun
for a soul called……….Human

Posted in Life.

12 comments

By Kumar Ahuja – June 26, 2008


Jo Dil Chahta Hai

Khulke muskura le !

Tere muskurane se !

Ek ajeeb si khushi ka ehsaas hota hai !!

 

Shringaar kar, sanwar jaa !
Tere sanwarne se !

Mere ghar, aangan ko roop milta hai !!

 

Mujhse rooth jaa !

Tere roothne se !

Mujhe manane ka ek aur mauka milta hai !!

 

Dil se mujhe pyaar kar !

Tera pyaar se !

Mere dil ko chain aur sukoon milta hai !!

 

Mamta luta !

Teri mamta se !

Mere ansh ko aakar milta hai !!

 

Nach le, Gaa le, Jhoom le !

Aaj kar le !

Jo Dil Chahta Hai !!!

Posted in Personal.

17 comments

By Kumar Ahuja – June 17, 2008


Know Your Value

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note. In the room of 200, he asked, “Who would like this Rupee 500 note?” Hands started going up.
He said, “I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this.” He proceeded to crumple the note up. He then asked, “Who still wants it?”Still the hands were up in the air.
“Well,” he replied, “What if I do this?” And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty. “Now who still wants it?”. Still the hands went into the air.
“My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as
though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.


You are special. Don’t ever forget it! Never let yesterday’s disappointments overshadow tomorrow’s dreams.

Posted in Life.

16 comments

By Kumar Ahuja – June 5, 2008


Anger and Love have no limits.

While Dad was polishing his new car, his 5 yr old son picked a stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.
In his anger, Dad took the child’s hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, his child said “Dad when will my fingers grow back?” Dad was so hurt.
He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.
Sitting back he looked at the scratches, child had written “I LOVE YOU DAD”

Anger and Love have no limits!……..

Posted in Life.

21 comments

By Kumar Ahuja – May 21, 2008


Love Quotes

“One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.” - Sophocles
 
“Attention is the most basic form of love; through it we bless and are blessed.” - John Tarrant
 
“Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.” - Dorothy Parker
 
“Sometimes love is stronger than a man’s convictions.” - Isaac Bashevis Singer
 
“Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.” - Oliver Wendell Holmes
 
“Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it.” - Robert Mitchum
 
“Love stretches your heart and makes you big inside.” - Margaret Walker
 
“Loves makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.” - Zora Neale Hurston
 
“Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” - Mark Twain
 
“Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day.” -
Nicholas Sparks
 
“Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.” - Peter Ustinov
 
“Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.” - Erich Fromm
 
“Love doesn’t make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” - Elizabeth Browning

Posted in Love.

9 comments

By Kumar Ahuja – April 30, 2008


Team Work

“Teamwork is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results.”.
Author Unknown 

“Individual commitment to a group effort-
that is what makes a team work, a company work,
a society work, a civilization work.”
Vince Lombardi

“Teamwork is mainly about situational leadership, letting the person with the relevant core competency for a situation take leadership.”
Author Unknown

“Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress.
Working together is success.”
Henry Ford

“The ratio of We’s to I’s is the best indicator of the development of a team.”
Lewis B. Ergen

“There is no I in TEAMWORK.”
Author Unknown

“Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.”
Michael Jordan

“None of us is as smart as all of us.”
Ken Blanchard

“No one can whistle a symphony.
It takes an orchestra to play it.”
H.E. Luccock

“It is literally true that you can succeed best and quickest by
helping others to succeed.”
Napoleon Hill

Posted in Life.

11 comments

By Kumar Ahuja – April 25, 2008


Some more humor

Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family, forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called “Saints”

But now they are called..
“IT professionals”
———————————————————— —————

An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:
“If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off”
———————————————————— ——————-

Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, and
The other loves too many.
———————————————————— —————

Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!
———————————————————— ———————–

Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
———————————————————— ————————–

What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and
Just few hours are left for your exams..!
———————————————————— —————————

Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer”
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
———————————————————— ————————–

Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says “To the only Girl I ever loved.!”
Boy: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
———————————————————— ———————

After reading the form filled by an applicant..
The employer said: ” WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the “door..!”
———————————————————— ————————–

A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee…
Leave them to us…..
———————————————————— ————————–

Posted in Fun.

14 comments

By Kumar Ahuja – April 21, 2008


Some humour

Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
******

“U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id”
****** 

There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
******

If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there
is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
******

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…
******

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
******

What’s the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
******

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
******

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut
******

Posted in Fun.

8 comments

By Kumar Ahuja – April 14, 2008