1. You must exercise your right to blog anything you like.This is the most basal and cardinal rule of all. You being the author of your blog have the right to blog whatever you wish to. It is not necessary that your blog adheres to the taste your readers have cultivated reading you. That is, you must never be their slaves but your own master; you can blog on the latest updates from the world of ice-hockey, follow it up with the most complex poem by T.S. Eliot that none understand but appreciate including you, and follow it up by publishing the results of the experiment with the microscope you did the other weekend on the sexual habits of microorganisms. This will also speak of your courage and daredevilry and will win you silent admirers who will never comment, and make silent admirers of those who do.
2. You must blog happy. That is, irrespective of any factor, you must necessarily feel profoundly happy for and proud about what you have posted last. It should necessarily, working as panacea, lighten your days and soften your nights, irrespective of the burdens you carry in life.
3.You must post frequently. When you were a kid and teacher used to teach, and all the children would listen to her but you who'd look out the window, you had sealed your destiny to be a blogger one day. In between the sessions of your great introspections you must have sometime heard the teacher say the famous proverb: 'An empty mind is the devil's workshop'. Well, you can replace the word “mind” with the word “blog”.
4. You must post crap every once in a while. Like they say, adversary is the best teacher. It is imperative that you post crap every once in a while. It will teach you that no matter how hard you struggle, you can't be successful all the time. Despite what point two says, your blog can't ever have much of a bearing on your real life, nonetheless, the lessons learnt during blogadversity will surely see you through your worst times in real life. Besides, this will also bind you in a cord of sympathy with your fellow bloggers who blog crap all the time.
5. Don't delete previous posts. Remember it is blasphemy in your newfound religion of blogging to delete previous blogs. You must never do that in the interest of the collective survival of the species. [See points 8 and 9 for more in the context of this.] The best way is by following points 1, 2 and 3. You must have the wisdom that whatever feelings led you to do that were essentially transient and fleeting and will pass away as quickly as a gust of wind, and will thus have no lasting effect on you who have always stood proudly unabashed; what is ever-permanent, all-pervading, is, of course, YOUR BLOG, therefore, you must never insult your blog by deleting what you have already posted.
6. You must post something worthwhile every once in a while. Just like you fell in love with your spouse in those first days, and the rest of your days were spent finding and feigning that love you once felt, you must blog something worthwhile every now and then, so that you search for its shadow for the remainder of your blogging days (term of virtual life), and keep blogging in that false hope.
7. Blog and let blog. You must understand that just like yourself, others too have a right of writing and posting crap. You must respect their right. You must feel happy about your blog and let others feel happy about theirs. This in turn means that you must willingly and cheerfully post false, flattering comments on others' blogs so they can in turn post false, flattering comments on yours, which you must accept gratefully with a swelling of your heart. This will further encourage feelings of universal brotherhood and love for all, making the blogosphere a peaceful and happy place to blog in.
8. You must convince more and more people to blog. Needless to say, this is very essential for the survival of the species.
9. Most importantly, you must believe in blogging. The french philosopher Fredrick Neitzche wrote in his book, Beyond Good and Evil: “…as soon as ever a philosophy begins to believe in itself. It always creates the world in its own image…” This essentially obliterates truth or any conflicting opinion in the interest of survival of the species. Therefore, you must believe in the higher philosophy of blogging and let the world around you — all of it: your marital life, your professional life, etc etc — be created in its image.
PS These are the views of a fictitious character to be taken very seriously by all.