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Good Wishes

I take this opportunity to express Good Wishes to all my Rediff Ilander friends.  Because of various reasons, I am not regular in visiting Rediff Blogs.  Anyway, time permitting I used to visit this page.

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About my absence

Dear Friends,

 

 

I have last checked my Mail Box on 15th August, 2009 and replied or responded all the mails received from my Rediff-Iland friends till that date.  Thereafter, for an operation, I had to admit in a Nursing Home and after having completed my treatment including Operation, ultimately today itself I have resumed my normal work. After 22 days, I have checked my Mail Box today and it is found that more than 400 mails have come from my friends or others.

 

I am sorry that I could not reply or respond to your mails on time during these last 22 days and even I was unable to establish contact or get in touch with you all.  I hope you will appreciate my position.

 

During this period of my absence, I have received numerous mails especially from Ramnath Rajaram-Ji, Sara-Ji, Manoj Kumar Nair Saab, Samiksha Arora, Irphan Pathan-Ji, Tanuj Neogi-Ji, Tanya Krekova-Ji, Rudra-Ji, Farhan-Ji, Mr. Murali MBK, Tushar Gohsh-Ji, Paulami Dam, Priya Chopra, ALBS, Anvesha, Manish Kumar-Ji, Greshma-Ji, Manisha-Ji, Rita-Ji, Deepika-Ji, Nil Kapoor-Ji, Frieda, Rakshita-Ji, Silpa-Ji, Richa Tirpude-Ji and many others also, and I am grateful to all of them.  It is a matter of deep regret that it will not be possible to go through all the mails because the internet connectivity (BSNL GPRS) in my area is too much poor and it is almost an impossible task to reply to each of the accumulated more than 400 mails.  Hence, I am sure you will all definitely understand the ground reality and excuse me from commenting, replying or responding to your mails individually, which I have received from yourselves between 16th August to 2nd September, for the reasons mentioned above.  Now onwards I shall be able to attend all the mails and try my best to reply or respond to your mails individually.

 

Have a Nice Day.

 

 

 

SUBIR.

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Definitions

Definitions:

 

School:  A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.

 

Life Insurance:  A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

 

Nurse:  A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.

 

Love Affairs:  Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day match.

 

Marriage:  It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

 

Office:  A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

 

Diplomat:  A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

 

Boss:  Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 

 

 

SUBIR.

 

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Appointment at Microsoft Corporation

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA .
A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks.

Bill Gates.


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference :


“Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued…… “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad —– Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet
—– aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement
—– humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance
—– ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call
—– phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained
—– bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks
—– aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates.
—- Tohar Bilva.

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Cell Phone

Dearest friends,

 

Please do not ignore hand phone radiation which will damage our health or body organs.  Please put away your hand phone whenever you don't need it much.

 

Guys, Please do not keep your hand phone near to the kidney position and pants pocket.

 

The doctor also advised to keep hand phone away from new born baby to avoid radiation damage to the baby's brain cells.

 

Do not let the baby or toddler play with the hand phone.  This is because the small young baby or toddler is still very fragile and growing, so she/he is much more vulnerable to radiation damage.

 

Please remember not to sleep together with your hand phone or put it next to your bed.

 

Keep any other electronic goods (such as TVs),which also give off radiation away from your bedroom to reduce risk as we have  to sleep a few hours every day in our bedroom at night.

 

Further, do not imagine that if you switch off the TV there will be no radiation.  Actually it is still around in your room.

 

It is not advisable to have even a small digital alarm clock close to your head while sleeping.

 

Take Care of yourself and your loved one,

 

SUBIR. 

 

 

 

 

Posted in Mobile.

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IPL-II Tournament

For the betterment of Kolkata Nite Riders Team, Saharukh should have been strict by getting out Bukanon, Mathew Mott etc. or otherwise it will be difficult to go ahead. 

Posted in Cricket.

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