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Definitions:

 

School:  A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.

 

Life Insurance:  A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

 

Nurse:  A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.

 

Love Affairs:  Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day match.

 

Marriage:  It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

 

Office:  A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

 

Diplomat:  A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

 

Boss:  Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 

 

 

SUBIR.

 

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  1. Manish Kumar says

    Good Compilation!

  2. Richa Tirpude says

    wah wah…..nice post thanks

  3. Priya Chopra says

    laughed a lot…

  4. samiksha arora says

    hehe…good one!!

  5. Deepika says

    Thats pretty interesting.

  6. Farhan says

    Hilarious post…………Enjoyed

  7. irfan pathan says

    bahot khoob subir saheb…..smartly word has been used….. good definitions…..

  8. tusher ghosh says

    ACCURATE DEFINATION…… EXCEPT “SCHOOL” WHERE I SPENT MY VERY GOOD. WELL AND soothing days

  9. MANOJKUMAR NAIR says

    hehehe…amazingly hilarious dear….keep it up..loved it..

  10. tanuj neogi says

    Hilarious concoction! Enjoyed it…

  11. Greshma says

    nice definitions……..ha ha ha$

  12. anvesha says

    Haha…nice defntns…especially diplomat…dey r very smart wid wrds…$

  13. SARA says

    very nice