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Indian Mothers.

August 24, 2006 By: Licensed Pirate Category: Mothers

Read this in another blog.

A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.

He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you Know?"

The Indian mother replies, "I don't like her."

MOTHER

July 26, 2006 By: Licensed Pirate Category: Mothers

This is a truly BEAUTIFUL piece…do not hurry….
For those lucky to still be blessed with your Mom, this is beautiful. For those of us who aren’t, this is even more beautiful.
For those who are moms, you’ll treaure this…

The young mother set her foot on the path of life.
“Is this the long way?” she asked.
And the guide said: “Yes, and the way is hard.
And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But
the end will be better than the beginning.”

But the young mother was happy, and she would not
believe that anything could be better than these years. So she
played with her children, and gathered flowers for
them along the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and
the sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried,
“Nothing will ever be lovelier than this.”

Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was
dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother
drew them close and covered them with her mantle, and the children said, “Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come.”

And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and
the children climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary.
But at all times she said to the children,” A little patience and we are there.” So the children climbed, and when they reached the top they said, “Mother, we would not have done it without you.”

And the mother, when she lay down at night looked up at the stars and said, “This is a better day than the last, for my children have learned fortitude in the face of hardness.
Yesterday I gave them courage.
Today, I ‘ve given them strength.”

And the next day came strange clouds which darkened
the earth, clouds of war and hate and evil, and the children groped
and stumbled, and the mother said: “Look up. Lift your eyes to the light.” And the children looked and saw above the clouds an everlasting glory, and it guided them beyond the darkness. And that night the Mother said, “This is the best day of all, for
I have shown my children God.”

And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and
the years, and the mother grew old and she was little and bent.
But her children were tall and strong, and walked with
courage. And when the way was rough, they lifted her,
for she was as light as a feather; and at last they came to a hill,
and beyond they could see a shining road and golden gates flung wide. And mother said, “I have reached the end of my journey. And now I know the end is better than the beginning, for my children can walk alone, and their children after them.”

And the children said, “You will always walk with us, Mother, even when you have gone through the gates.” And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates closed after her. And they said: “We cannot see her but she is with us still. A Mother like ours is more than a memory. She is a living presence…….”

Your Mother is always with you…. She’s the whisper
of the leaves as you walk down the street; she’s the smell of bleach in your freshly laundered socks; she’s the cool hand on your brow when you’re not well. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she’s crystallized in every tear drop.

She’s the place you came from, your first home; and she’s the map you follow with every step you take. She’s your first love
and your first heartbreak, and nothing on earth can separate you.
Not time, not space… not even death!

PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE MOTHERS & CHILDREN YOU KNOW.
MAY WE NEVER TAKE OUR MOTHERS FOR GRANTED…

Licensed Pirate says: Pass it on to the men also, because they have mothers too….

Why I Love Mom.

March 29, 2006 By: Licensed Pirate Category: Mothers

Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, “I’m tired,
and it’s getting late. I think I’ll go to bed.”

She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next
day’s lunches.

Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the
freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels,
filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and
started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.

She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load
of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button.

She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the
phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.
She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung
up a towel to dry.

She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She
stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some
cash for the field trip, and pulled a text book out from hiding under
the chair.

She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and
stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She
put both near her purse.

Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on
her Night solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her
teeth and filed her nails.

Dad called out, “I thought you were going to bed.”

“I’m on my way,” she said.

She put some water into the dog’s dish and put the cat
outside, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on.

She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their
bedside lamps and TV’s, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the
hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing
homework.

In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing
for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things
to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and
visualized the accomplishment of her goals.

About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to
no one in particular. “I’m going to bed.”

And he did…without another thought.

Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live
longer…?

CAUSE ! THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL … and they can’t
die sooner, they still have things to do !!!!

Send this to phenomenal women today … they’ll love you
for it !

Send this also to men … hopefully they’ll love their
women for it !

Then : GO TO BED !


P.S. Thanks to the wonderful Dad who sent this to me.