logikal’s blog

Freak!

 

We all know that that boy, Keen-Boy Zeke is a freak

He is usually given to preening while taking a leak

By the window of a certain Miss Li Long

But does good- he whistles a Chinese song

While Miss Li blows him a kiss and shyly takes a peek!

 

How Li Long went for a song…

 

Miss Li Long went to a place where tourists throng

With Zeke in tow, blushing in a flowery red sarong

But Zeke was hungry and sullen

He went to a bad gambling den

Lost his money and sold Miss Li Long to the Vietnamese guy, Ki Ng Kong!

 

Oh! Another Muse

 

My Muses never arrive in ones and twos-

So I am absolutely assured on finer issues

They are all millennia old,

As I have here already told

And when they sneeze, soot drops out of their nasal flues!

 

And now, here is a poem to the Hackneyed Muse from my archives…

 

Download

(On 15-11-2008)

 

Looking for you everywhere

I thought I would download love

From the net, or if you did care

Maybe even you, if you like it here

In that folder in my arms

Besotted with charms,

I would then choose the view

Checking- how do I iconize you?

 

May be I would like you to be

In a filmstrip too

Or in a list of everything we need

Let us download at 64 MBPS

Just kiss and say yes

Download you into this mess

Into my good old heart-

In HDD segments part by part!

 

Left click, right click

We can always have our pick

Wondering at the download speed

Rather too high and accelerated beat

Downloading from the internet

The small days after yesterdays

Are for living our dreams

Melting into new yesterdays

Blue-ray disks full of memories,

Floating in the internet

Not fading away, like the downloads

Whatever’s, why’s, whenever’s, what…

Should I, should I not?

 

Is Zeke Mused??? (Pronounce Zeke as Zeek)

 

A hard working fellow named Zeke

In life, a zealous fitness freak

With a dumbbell in his hands

At the Niagara grandstands

He dived in, to fathom the Divine leak!

 

A hard working fellow named Zeke

Thought he was a little gander with a beak

So he cackled all day

And let his heart have its say

To a goose, and offered her a cheek!

 

In the end-

 

There are worse things some men sometimes do

They waste much time before they visit the loo-

If they can predict the future

Their wives would not lecture

Why pee-marks are hard to remove without Robin Blue!

And finally,

 

Some crimes are done for a song and a rhyme

Like lovers in adultery enjoy their stolen time

They drive into a motel

And enjoy very well

Wipe the tell-tales, but kiss hard and flee the scene of crime!