What if God used the familiar excuse?

“I’m sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other
  saints right now.  However, your prayer is important
  to us and will be answered in the order it was received,
  so please stay on the line.”

  If you would like to speak to:
  Gabriel, Press 1
  Michael, Press 2
  For a directory of other angels, Press 3
  If you’d like to hear King David sing a psalm while
  you are holding please press 4.

  To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven,
  Press 5, enter his or her social security number, then press
  the pound key.
  (If you get a negative response, try area code 777.)

  For reservations at “My Father’s House,” please
  Enter J-O-H-N, followed by 3-1-6.
  For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs,
  the age of the earth and where Noah’s Ark is, please
  wait until you arrive here.

  Our computers show that you have already prayed
  once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow
  so that others may have a chance to get through.

  This office is closed for the weekend to observe a
  religious holiday.

  Please pray again Monday after 9:30 am.  If you
  need emergency assistance when this office is closed,
  contact your local pastor.

  Thank God (today) that He doesn’t have voice mail
  and He listens whenever we pray and that will never
  change.

  JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT…
  If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
  If God had a wallet, your photo would be in it.
  He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning.
 When you want to talk, He’ll listen.
  He could live anywhere in the universe and He chose your heart.