Single? Join the Sena

For those lucky enough not to have an arm to hold on to on February 14, a bit of advice: Stay indoors. Step out, and what you’ll get are a whole lot of hearts, in gaudy shades of pink. Hearts at the mall, at restaurants, candlelit dinners promised at all street corners, obnoxious teddy bears, the works. It almost makes me want to join the Shiv Sena. If only to get rid of the teddy bears.