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Munnabhai Ne Arz Kiya Hai .. :))

(This is just an imaginery scene. I haven’t seen the latest Munnabhai. This one on the basis of what I have seen in Munnabhai MBBS)

 

Munnabhai (Sanjay Dutt) is pissed off with his bhaigiri and wants to do something different, something unique in his life now. He wants to grow emotional, responsible, caring, loving etc… since he has Chinky (His lover in the main movie played by Gracy Singh) in his life now. He comes to know of this latest trend that almost everyone has one blog now-a-days. He loves the idea of a blog and wants to badly create one of his own. He enquires about the various blog sites and happens to come across rediffiland one day. He goes through the blogs and is very impressed by all the shaayaris and experiences shared by people here. Also, he feels few people have just pakofied (made a mess) on their blogs. He feels he is definitely better than all those and decides to give it a try. He thinks a lot but is not able to come up with one proper sher or poem. He calls for Circuit (Arshad Warsi) to have a discussion with him, so he can come up with some nice poetry.

 

Bhai : A Circuit, Apun ko shaayari likhne ka idea aaya hai. Lekin apun ki khopdi ki jhopdi mein koi sher entry nahi maar raha hai. Saala kuch soojhta hi nahi hai yaar. Tu kuch bol na. Apun bhoth confused hai re.

 

Circuit : Bhaaaai. Tension nai lene ka. Tumko sher likhne ka hai na ? Toh is mein kon sa bhoth bada pahaad uthaane ka hai ? Dekho Apun ko maloom hai ye sab mamu log (Shaayar log) kaise sher likhte hai ? Paile toh khudko kamre mein bandh karne ka. Phir ek dam deep concentration mein jaane ka bole to sochne ka. Bhai hint doon kya ? Hamesha A. R.  Rehman banne ka try nai maarne ka. Kabhi kabhi Anu mallik- giri karne ka Bhai. Tum bole toh bhoth ich innocent hai Bhaai.

 

Bhai : Achcha. Aisa hai kya? Abhi apun ki khopdi mein yeh baat ghusi. Yeh mamu log bhoth shaane bante hai re. Apun ko laga yeh sab itna jhakaas likhte hai matlab kuch toh baat hoenga inme. Yeh toh phir apne left hand ka khel hai.

 

(Munnabhai takes Circuit’s suggestion and locks himself in a room, concentrates deeply for about 2-3 hrs or so and finally comes out with that cute smile on his face. Circuit also feels happy thinking that Bhai has finally put down some nice shaayaris.)

 

Bhai : Haan toh Circuit, sunaaoon kya apna dhaasu shaayari ? Ready…

 

Circuit : Haan bhai. Bindaas. Chalu ho jaao… Neki aur pooch pooch ?

 

Bhai : Haan toh, Arz kiya hai….

 

Circuit : Haan bhai..

 

Bhai : (repeats himself slightly angrily)… Arz kiya hai ….

 

Circuit : Aage badho bhai… Gaadi kaiko atak reli hai aapki…

 

Bhai : (Hitting Circuit on his head)… Abe “Irshaad” kya tera baap bolega ?

 

Circuit : (Innocently)… Haan bhai bhool gaya … Irshaad…

 

Bhai : (Starts his sher)… Yeh tere liye Circuit.. Chal tu bhi kya yaad karega ki bhai ne tere pe bhi kabhi koi sher likha tha.. (Circuit is happily waiting for the sher written for him. He is excited.)

 

Tum aaya apun ke ghar, Yeh Khuda ki kudrat hai ??

Tum aaya apun ke ghar, Yeh khuda ki kudrat hai ???

????????????????????????????????????????????

Abe… yeh khuda ka ghar hai kya ?

Jab apun ne tereko nai bulaaya,

Toh fir tu kaiko aaya ?

 

Circuit : (little disappointed and answers his sher)… Bhai, par tumne toh bulaaya tha apun ko, iske liye apun aaya.

 

Bhai : Abe Dhakkan. Kaiko khaali phukat senti ho rela hai ? Ye toh sirf apun ka ek chota sa, pyaara sa, nanha sa sher hai. Dil Pe nai lene ka kya ? (Laughs)

 

Circuit : (Happily)… Theek hai bhai… Aage badho :p… Bole toh …. Irshaad.

 

Bhai : Ye wala apun ki Chinky ke liye… kya? J (In a very romantic tone)

 

Tere Dil mein apun ki saanson ko panha mil jaaye….

Tere Dil mein apun ki saanson ko panha mil jaaye….

?????????????? (frustrated)?????????????????????

Arre Tichya Maayla, Panha bole toh kya ..?

Koi toh apun ko samjhaaye.

 

Circuit : (Thinking : Waat lag gayi sher ki.. Ye Chinky ke liye ? Bhai ka toh total loss hai.) (but doesn’t tell that to Bhai.).. Waah bhai Waah … kya baat hai…… Next…

 

Bhai : (Feels great and is very excited about his next sher)

Ye wala har Laila ki taraf se har Majnu ke liye.

 

Husn kyon haazir ho, Mobbat ki sazaa paane ko ?

Husn kyon haazir ho, Mobbat ki sazaa paane ko ?

???????????????????????????????????????????

Chaayla, De dana dan, De takaa tak

Maar mere deewane ko..

 

Circuit : ( Thinking : Post Mortem kar daala bhai ne toh…. Bechaara Majnu ) (again keeps it to himself)… Ekdam jhakaas hai bhaaaaai….bole toh beautiful hai bhoth…. Aage….

 

Bhai : (On top of the world now… double excited for the next sher.)

Ye apunki taraf se sab mamu log ke liye.

 

Kisike kaan mein heere, kisike naak mein heere…

Kisike kaan mein heere, kisike naak mein heere…

??????????????( angry )????????????????

Maa Kasam, Aise mamu log Apun ke haath lage,

Toh samjho, unke naak aur kaan, dono ki waat lage.

 

Circuit : ( Thinking : Satyanaas… Tod marod ke rakh diya) (flattering again)

Dhaasu bhai… Bas abhi toh tumko Guiness book tak pohonchne ka hai Bhaiii…. Apun ki guarantee. Bhai, tumhaara interest dekhke apun ko bhi lag rela hai ki apun bhi kuch arz kare. Boloon kya ?

 

Bhai : Haan Circuit.. bolna… sharmaane ka nai apun se.. Bindaas bol …. Chal abhi apun bolta hai….. Irshaad…

 

Circuit : Bhai Tumne apun ke liye sher bola. Toh apun ka bhi farz hai ki tumhaare liye kuch arz kare… Yeh tumhaare liye bhaai…..(Bhai is very enthusiastic about a sher for him. He keeps his collars up for this respect)

 

Ye Aaj suraj ne konse baaju se entry maara…

Ye Aaj suraj ne konse baaju se entry maara…

Aur apun ne subah subah kiska thobada Dekha

Ki Dhana dhan Shaayari ke Bam fat rele….

Aur Bhai…ye sab mamu log aap pe bhadak rele…

 

Abhi next sher tum sab Mamu log ke liye…kya … Tumko kaise bhool sakta hai apun…

Arz kiya hai ..(AAAAA mamu Irshaad bolneka … kya ?)

 

        Apun ko malum hai tum sab ki hat reli thi,

        Kya karneka ? apunki bhi fat reli thi.

        Iske paile ke apni Ande aur tamaatar ki dukaan khule,

Chal mamu, Main aur Bhai idhar se khisak rele.

 

Toh Moral of the story kya hai mamu ? Tension bilkul nai lene ka Bhidu, Channe ke jhaad pe chadhaane ka aur majaa ni life…..Toh Munnabhai aa rele hai tumhaare rediffiland pe… kyaaaa… koi problem hai kya ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted in Goof-ups and humour.


16 Responses

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  1. sahil banga says

    bole to creativity ekdum raapchandoos.

  2. rajesh vora says

    apun to tapak gayela re…….. damn good… btw, isha (or is it esha; angeleyez), directed me to read this post of yours… u c, i had written one similar post on 15.7.2006 (its there under “Humour” under categories on my iLand… but yours is way ahead and rocking…..

  3. Angel Eyez says

    Gawwwwwd!! That was too hilarious….very original. One of best I have read till date on iLand. The dialouges were too good. And the shaayaris..OMG…..mind blowing…Laughed my gut off to the PC Great going!!

  4. Dheeraj Khanna says

    bole toh….ek dum jhakaas! fun tastic!!

  5. gaurav atri says

    Hanste Hanste pet ki waat lag gayi, bole toh maja aaya.

  6. Amit Agrawal says

    lol……bole to ekdum hilarious….too good…and now I know how u write yr poetry :))

  7. Kanchan Bhattacharya says

    Apun ko short circuit ka daura padela hai, kyaa? Khopdi mei aisa baat kahanse laata, hain? Ai baapre, hanste hanste apun ka saara cable jal gayela! Kyaa? LOL!

  8. Dipen Nagda says

    Kyaa Maamu… bole to tera post din bar din ekdum hatke ho rahelaa hai.. bole to ekdum original kyaaaaa…

  9. Bhushan Agrawal says

    solid item hai madhavijeee, boleee too ekdum original ……. cheers bhushan

  10. Manish bagra says

    wah wah……..:>})..so nice madhvi,, this post is really ur best post,, really nice….bole to ekdumm jhakkass…once again..wah wah….:)-
    …….take care…

  11. beena john says

    bhidu ekdam jhakkas……

  12. aman madan says

    bolay to ek dum mast hai mamu….miss madhavi i m really abashed….shairies were just awsome…bye maddy

  13. Saahil says

    Munnabhai is totally welcome on iLand…. :)

  14. Saahil says

    How did you come up thode Shayaris for munnabhai and circuit… too good… and the dialogues were just perfect… :)

  15. Saahil says

    This is one of the most creative and funniest post from you Madhaaaviii…. Really funny… :)))))))

  16. Saahil says

    *those shayaris

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