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Passionate Kisses

Afterjust a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Banta andhis wife Preeto decided the only way to save their marriage was to trycounseling. They had been at each others throats for some time and feltthat this was their last straw.When they arrived at the counselor’s office, the counselor jumped right in and [...]

Beautiful Models

Santa and Banta were looking at a catalog and admiring the models.
Santa says to the Banta, “Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?”
Banta replies, “Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!”
Santa says, with wide eyes, “Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one.”
Banta smiles and pats [...]

Dictionary for women
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce,chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleanedeverything up, but, [...]