Types of Marketing….Funny.


!!!Types of Marketing!!!


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
and offer her A ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”
That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich..I want to marry you”
That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me”
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s Customer Feedback !!!!!


12 comments to Types of Marketing….Funny.

  • i must take a printout. Enjoyed it

  • J G

    LOL.. by the way are you in Mkg. ?

  • Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice :)

  • Read it before but it was fun reading it again ..

  • read it before, but its fun to read it

  • C V

    It was fun reading it though I have come across this in iland earlier…

  • Heard it before

  • you see a gorgeous girl at a party. you go to her and say,”I am rich, marry me” and she says,”No I am not a LESBION”——what kind of marketting is this?

  • an wonderful post on customer feed back:-) rreal fun reading it …

  • funny

  • Really funny……Customer feed back is Execellent…:)

  • i realy liked it. the way of marketing

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