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From My collection V…!!!

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Sindhi Jokes
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Q) What is an “astronaut” sindhi called?
A) Chandwani

Q) What is a “simple” sindhi called?
A) Sadwani

Q) What is a “colorful” sindhi called?
A) Rangwani

Q) What is a “careless” sindhi called?
A) Parwani

Q) What is a “honest” sindhi called?
A) Sachanandani

Q) What is an “electric” sindhi called?
A) Bijlani

Q) What is an “advanced” sindhi called?
A) Advani

Q) What is a “technology oriented” sindhi called?
A) Tekchandani

Q) What is a “revolving” sindhi called?
A) Pherwani

Q) What is a “vibrating” sindhi called ?
A) Kampani

Q) What is a “weight lifting” sindhi called?
A) Tolani

Q) What is a “consenting” sindhi called?
A) Rajani

Q) What is a “hairy” sindhi called?
A) Keswani

Q) what is an always obliging sindhi called ?
A) Kriplani

Q) What is a sindhi called who believe in krishna ?
A) Goplani

Q) What is a “smelly” sindhi called?
A) Baswani

Q) Sindhi lawyer: Case-wani
Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani

Q)The blue-skier sindhi:
Akash-wani

Q)What is a communist Sindhi called?
A) Lalwani.

Q)What is a Sindhi who falls from the 3rd floor called?
A) Thadani.

Q)What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
A) Kriplani.

Q)What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
A) Marjani.

Q)What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis” to Hindustani Music ?
A) Raga Kirvani.

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Santa Jokes
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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi…

Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?

Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: I”m falling in love.