mahnavi's blog

Hi Friends,I am posting a blog after a long on request, so here I am with some of my collections hope you enjoy it reading….
=================================================================================New Bride Speech
It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in- law arrives in the family, everything changes.The new wife (progressive Indian woman), was being welcomed [...]

In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?

Whyis it that when we transport something by car, it’s called a shipment,but when we transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?

Why are people who ride [...]

============ Sindhi Jokes============
Q) What is an “astronaut” sindhi called?A) Chandwani
Q) What is a “simple” sindhi called?A) Sadwani
Q) What is a “colorful” sindhi called?A) Rangwani
Q) What is a “careless” sindhi called?A) Parwani
Q) What is a “honest” sindhi called?A) Sachanandani
Q) What is an “electric” sindhi called?A) Bijlani
Q) What is an “advanced” sindhi called?A) Advani
Q) What is [...]

Gabbar And Samba In Serious Conversation…..Gabbar : Kitne admi they?Sambha : Sardar 2
Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain? Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai? Samba : Beech mein koi [...]

I can”t hear you !!
Charlie was responsible for taking up the offerings at a local church.One Sunday, after the service, the priest counted the money and foundthere was less than anticipated, given the size of the congregation. Hetook Charlie aside and questioned him.
Charlie said that he did not take any of the offerings.
The priest [...]

Children Wise Words On Marriage
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
 You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10

 No person really decides before they grow [...]

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl….However,the girl s father does not like him and want them to stop theirrelationship. ….. and so.. The boy wrote this letter to the girl.. heknows that the girl s father will definitely read this letter..1 “The great love that I have for you2 is [...]

A wife asked her husband:         “What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:             “I like your sense of humor”.

If Bollywood Film star work for call centers…Imagine the calls. Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care… rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal [...]

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aanaThoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,Muskurate huye kehna ki..Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, [...]