A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, ‘Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I Would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.’
KEEP SMILING!!!!!!
If u have seen the movie “A Wednesday”… (Rephrased) for all the engineers…
All of you who have seen the movie 'A Wednesday'… will love it…
Project Manager Rathore: kaun ho tum..??? kya pehchan hai tumhari ?
Unkonwn Caller : Kaun hoon mein…mein vo hu jo aaj commitment karne se darta hai, Mein vo hoon jo aaj ghar jaane se darta ha,
ye soch ke kahin ghar wale pehchanne se inkar na kar de…
mein vo hoon jo, aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se na nikal de..
mein vo hoon jiski girlfriend usse friday ko dus bar phone karti hai, “kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho.
.?? "…..mera haal poochne ke liye ya kaam poochne ke liye nahi, Rathore saab… balki vo ye jaanaa chahti hai ki…
kahin hamesha ki tarah end moment pe boss ke bulane pe mein saturdary ki date cancel to nahi kar raha…
mein vo hoon jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai..
vo bhi time mil jae to…
mein vo hoon jo aksar phasta hain
kabhi Interviews ke sawaal mey phasta hai , kabhi Badi companiyon ke jaal mey phasta hai, kabhi boss aur client ke bawaal mey.
Project office ki bheed to dekhi hogi aapne rathore saab… us bheed mein se ko bhi chehra chun lijie.. mein vo hoon..
I’m the same old… SOFTWARE ENGINEER….
Friendship is not about
"I m sorry" it's about "abbe
teri galti hai"
Friendship is not about
"I m there for u" it's about "kahan marr
sale"
Friendship is not about
"I understand" it's about "sab teri wajah se hua manhus"
Friendship is not about
"I care for u" it's about "kamino
tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga"
Friendship is not about
"I m happy for
about "chal party de sale"
Friendship is not about
"I love that girl" it's about "saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain"
Friendship is not about
"R u coming for outing tomorrow" it's about "nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja
rahe hai"
Friendship is not about
"Get well soon" it's about "Itna piyega toh yehi hoga"
PS: - IT'S JUST TO LAUGH………….nothing
doing with abusive language!!!!!
But the smile shows that he has ability to overcome all those problems…
KEEP SMILING!!!!
Good Morning and Have a lovely day ahead..!!
Someday we might need |
A man hated his wife’s cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. However, the cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
An hour later…. The man calls his wife at home and asks her, “Jen is the cat there?” “Yes, why do you ask?” asked his wife. Frustrated the man said,” Put that damn cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions to reach home!!! Moral: How much ever we dislike somebody; someday we might need their assistance
KEEP SMILING!!!! |
A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying … ‘Ma’am,
I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I’m awfully cold.’
‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.’
‘Wow!…………………. That’s a great idea!' he exclaimed.
‘Good,’ she replied. ………….
‘Get your own bloody blanket.’
KEEP SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!
” Yeh Biwiyan apne pati ko ‘A.G.’ kyon kehti hain?”
Kyonki Biwiyan Sanskari hoti hain;
Aur sabke saamne “Abey Gadhe” nahin keh sakti.
Isliye, short form mein bulati hain, “A.G.”.
A husband's nightmare…
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.
A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried
she may be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bath room door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor.
Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, “What happened here today?”
She again smiled and answered, “You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?”
”Yes,” was his incredulous reply.
She answered, “Well, today I didn’t do it.”
Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward
it to the President of the India as a joke.
The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.
The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money (Rs.50) to a little boy,
and he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs…20, and decided to write a thank you note to God,
which read:
“Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan(President House) in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 as tax …….. “
Keep smiling
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Smile a while and while you smile,
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smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
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i wish your day is full of SMILE
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keep smiling forever
