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99 SECRETS























99 SECRETS GIRLS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT

GUYS


1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They

prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you

afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply

means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?”

are the first usual questions a guy asks on the
phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to

sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care

about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad
characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile .

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And

they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to
tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped

them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their

defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know

what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a
conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually

stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any

excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor,
he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t

lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again

tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he

gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you

a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this

doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He

does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of

the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But

don’t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small

dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not

that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from

about his problems with you may end up being
admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs

someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he

teases you.


40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with

someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would

unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her

weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and

become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it

would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after

they broke up especially when they’ve been together
for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before

getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s

too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and

hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame

themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even
hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will

power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed

pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating.

You’ll probably see that he is nervous .

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He

really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just

actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first

sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the
end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can

never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and

basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance
novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your

naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to

your advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first

sign of rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and

you’ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more

repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when

the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too

well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have

unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your

jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to
be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike

girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to

know them,they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s

just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool

but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not

good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or

he’s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a

second chance, give it to him. But when you catch
him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always

glances at you and it obviously shows that he is
jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can

say is your boy best friend loves you more than
your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books

that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he

cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your

voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells
that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes

makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you

see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are

serious in your relationships.

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  1. Anil Goel says

    bloody hell wow, I must confess I had to run through and couldnt possiblyh stop and dwell over each, but yet I went down to the last and its amazing that I didnt stop at even one and say ”balls”…frigging wow…grat collection…MOST of it is prob totally spot on and the ones which are not probably just ”this is not the case with all guys”….theres nothing in this list which is just a piece of shit…maa kasam…have you guys set up an R&D lab in sector 51 where you are mutating guys and analyzing them….

  2. sudarshan upadhyay says

    wow and ow!not all thw things u write are true but none the lessw will help to gain more insight into the unknown space called a girls mind. (is it empty most of the time.)

  3. AttiDude says

    WOW!! so many things abt guys :))) is there a similar list abt girls….! Nice list this one…..

  4. Joe Average says

    Had recieved the email looooooooong ago.. but nice that u put it up mayb it helps girls understand guys better

  5. meraj akhtar says

    ur post is really nice.
    but in my opinion there are many things that are incorrect.
    for instance no. 9,15,83,(in fact his heart, like girls hv),
    but many of them are true n i appreciate ur research.
    good work …

  6. Siddharth Arora says

    nice thesis on guys.

  7. Sol Star says

    the guy who gets all the girls just doesn”t fit into the mould… the more unpredictable, the more popular…

  8. aravind das says

    i thought nobody know my secret…..

  9. pinak vaghela says

    thx god afterall they gives u mind to think about us??????, its nice post but some point is wrong…………., keeeeeeeeeep Smiling………….

  10. Mathew Antony says

    So, now you know all about us!

  11. shiva r says

    lol…secrets unravelled!

  12. The Thunderbolt says

    Liked your posting Marigold…I loved the ”home truths” about us “neanderthals”…oh..a…I meam men (ha…ha…ha).
    But alas…how very true and frightening those ”99 Secrets” are about us men.
    You know what they say though…”can”t live with them, can”t live without them”.
    Keep these great blogs of yours coming…I just love reading em”…I look forward to the next one…
    Thunder

  13. dhaivat rangray says

    Wow! What a compilation! Good home work… Now is the time for 999 secrets about girls….

  14. amol prabhudesai says

    100… guys do not read odd things… they like to read even… nice post friend…

  15. shailesh S says

    Hi,

    This is really good post. enjoyed each one of them. Couple of them have become my fav. ……. nice post and thanks for sharing

    take care

  16. Narender Thakur says

    good one but tell us 99 secrects of girls also

  17. Vijay Sarathi says

    Wow! who is the man in your life… ???

  18. dhanraj mistry says

    r there any quotes about galzzzz