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PUT THE GLASS DOWN

‘PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY! ‘ !

When you leave office today. Study this small story; hope that makes a BIG change in you.


Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students,’ How much do you think this glass weighs?’

‘50gms!’ …. ‘100gms!’ …..’125gms'…the students answered.

‘I really don’t know unless I weigh it,’ said the professor, ‘but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?’

‘Nothing’ the students said.

‘Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?’ the professor asked.

‘Your arm would begin to ache’ said one of the student

You’re right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?’ ‘Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!’

Ventured another student & all the students laughed.

‘Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change? ' asked the professor.

‘No’

Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?’ The students were puzzled.

‘Put the glass down!’ said one of the students

'exactly!’ said the professor.’ Life’s problems are something like this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK. Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they Begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.

It’s important to think of the challenges (problems) in your life, but EVEN MORE IMPORTANT to ‘put them down’ at the end of every day before You go to sleep. That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh & strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way


So, When you leave office today, Remember friend to

‘PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!

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20 Things You Didn’t Know AboutSkin

1 It’s your body’s largest organ, despite what the readers of Maxim think.

2 An average adult’s skin spans 21 square feet, weighs nine pounds, and contains more than 11 miles of blood vessels.

3 The skin releases as much as three gallons of sweat a day in hot weather. The areas that don’t sweat are the nail bed, the margins of the lips, the tip of the penis, and the eardrums.

4 Ooh, that smell: Body odor comes from a second kind of sweat?a fatty secretion produced by the apocrine sweat glands, found mostly around the armpits, genitals, and anus.

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Yum! The odor is caused by bacteria on the skin eating and digesting those fatty compounds.

6 Breasts are a modified form of the apocrine sweat gland.

7 Fetuses don’t develop fingerprints until three months’ gestation.

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Without a trace: Some people never develop fingerprints at all. Two rare genetic defects, known as Naegeli syndrome and dermatopathia pigmentosa reticularis, can leave carriers without any identifying ridges on their skin.

9 Fingerprints increase friction and help grip objects. New World monkeys have similar prints on the undersides of their tails, the better to grasp as they swing from branch to branch.

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Blowin’ in the wind: Globally, dead skin accounts for about a billion tons of dust in the atmosphere. Your skin sheds 50,000 cells every minute.

11 There are at least five types of receptors in the skin that respond to pain and to touch.

12 One experiment revealed that Meissner corpuscles?touch receptors that are concentrated in the fingertips and palms, lips and tongue, nipples, penis and clitoris?respond to a pressure of just 20 milligrams, the weight of a fly.

13 In blind people, the brain’s visual cortex is rewired to respond to stimuli received through touch and hearing, so they literally “see” the world by touch and sound.

14 “In the buff” became synonymous for “nude” in 17th-century England. The term derives from soldiers’ leather tunics, or “buffs,” whose light brown color apparently resembled an Anglo-Saxon backside.

15 White skin appeared just 20,000 to 50,000 years ago, as dark-skinned humans migrated to colder climes and lost much of their melanin pigment.

16 I see very, very white people: Albinos are often cast as movie villains, as seen in The Da Vinci Code, Die Another Day, The Matrix Reloaded, and?inexplicably?the 2001 flick Josie and the Pussycats. Robert Lima of Penn State suggests that people associate pale-skinned albinos with vampires and other mythical creatures of the night.

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More than 2,000 people have radio frequency identification chips, or RFID tags, inserted under their skin. The tags can provide access to medical information, log on to computers, or unlock car doors.

18 Flesh for fantasy: At the Baja Beach club in Barcelona, customers can get an implanted RFID “debit card” and party until their funds are exhausted.

19 The Cleveland Public Library, Harvard Law School, and Brown University all have books clad in skin stripped from executed criminals or from the poor.

20 Hopefully, they didn’t have to reprint it: One such volume is Andreas Vesalius’s pioneering 16th-century work of anatomy, De Humani Corporis Fabrica (On the Fabric of the Human Body).

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PERFECT CREATION

Perfect Creation …

An old poem describes a woman walking through a meadow, meditating on nature.

While strolling about, she came upon a field of golden pumpkins.

In the corner of the field stood a majestic, huge oak tree.

She sat under the oak tree musing on the strange twists in nature which put tiny acorns on huge branches and huge pumpkins on tiny vines. She thought to herself, “God blundered with Creation! He should have put the small acorns on the tiny vines and the large pumpkins on the huge branches.”

Nodding off, the woman stretched out under the oak tree for a nap. A few minutes after falling asleep she was awakened by a tiny acorn bouncing off her nose. Chuckling to herself, she rubbed her nose and thought,
“Maybe God was right after all!”

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Longest Word in ENGLISH

PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

The word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is defined as “a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust, mostly found in volcanos”. It was originally coined simply to serve as the longest English word, but has been used in several sources as an approximation of its originally intended definition. The name generally used to describe this condition is pneumoconiosis, which is much shorter.

Here is another interesting one ….

HONORIFICABILITUDINITATIBUS

Honorificabilitudinitatibus is a word used by Costard in act five, scene one of William Shakespeare’s Love’s Labour’s Lost. It is (in the quote) the ablative plural of the medieval Latin word honorificabilitudinitas, which can be translated as “the state of being able to achieve honours.” Appearing only once in Shakespeare’s works, it is a hapax legomenon.


Quote

“O, they have lived long on the alms-basket of words.

I marvel thy master hath not eaten thee for a word;

for thou art not so long by the head as

honorificabilitudinitatibus: thou art easier

swallowed than a flap-dragon.”

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Following mail is a very nice, meaningful, thoughtful and worthful one

A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss “what is the meaning of appraisal?”

Boss: “Do you know the meaning of resignation?”

Trainee: “Yes I do”

Boss: “So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation”

Comparison study: Appraisal and Resignation

In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.
In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.

In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.
In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.

During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn’t meet the expectation, you don’t have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.
During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.

There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.
There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.

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LUCKY OLD PEOPLE

THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING OLD

 

 

1.Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won’t wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.

9. You can live without sex (but not without glasses).

10. You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.

11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

12. You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

15. You sing along with the elevator music.

16. Your eyes won’t get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.

19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.

20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

21. You can’t remember who sent you this.

 

 

 

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Animals Interesting Facts

 

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

Bulls are color blind.

A cow’s only sweat glands are in its nose.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.


The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2,200 people.


Emus can’t walk backwards.


A group of unicorns is called a blessing.


A group of kangaroos is called a mob.


A group of owls is called a parliament.


A group of ravens is called a murder.


A group of bears is called a sleuth.


Twelve or more cows is called a flink.


A baby oyster is called a spat.


Some fleas have split penises like a Y shape


An elephant can be pregnant for up to 2 years


Chickens can’t swallow while they are upside down.


The average garden-variety caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.


A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.


A mule won’t sink in quicksand but a donkey will.


More people are killed annually by donkeys than in airplane crashes.


Animal breeders in Russia once claimed to have bred sheep with blue wool.


Penguins are the only bird that can leap into the air like porpoises.


India has 50 million monkeys.


By some unknown means, an iguana can end its own life.


Americans spend around $3 billion for cat and dog food a year.


Pigs can cover a mile in 7.5 minutes when running at top speed.


The shell constitutes 12 percent of an egg’s weight.


A squid has 10 tentacles.


A snail’s reproductive organs are in its head.


When a horned toad is angry, it squirts blood from its eyes.


The typical hen lays 19 dozen eggs a year.


The ostrich has a 46-foot long small intestine.


A scallop has 35 blue eyes.


A swan is the only bird with a penis


The left leg of a chicken is more tender than the right one.


The only dog that doesn’t have a pink tongue is the chow.


Dogs and Humans (males) are the only animals with prostates.


The giraffe has the highest blood pressure of any animal.


Zebras can’t see the color orange.


There are more insects in ten square feet of a rain forest than there are people in Manhattan.


It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.


The smartest dogs are the Jack Russell Terrier and Scottish Border collie. Dumbest: Afgan hound.


The fat molecules in goat milk are 5 times smaller than those found in cow milk. It takes 20 minutes for the stomach to breakdown as opposed to the hour that it takes to break down cow milk

 

A rat can go without water longer than a camel can.

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TOOO,,,GOOD

Pls read this story…. its too good

A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and alwaysdelivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the House, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water to his house. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments,perfect for which it was made. But the poor cracked pot wasashamed of it’s own imperfection. And miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do.

After two years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream. “I am ashamed of myself, and I want to apologize to you. I have been able todeliver only half my load because this crack in my side causeswater to leak out all the way back to your house. Because of myflaws, you have to do all of this work, and you don’t get full value from your efforts,” the pot said.

The bearer said to the pot, “Did you notice that there were flowers only on your side of the path, but not on the other pot’s side? That’s because I have always knownabout your flaw. So Iplanted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you’ve watered them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this
beauty to grace the house?

Moral:
Each of us has our own unique flaws. We’re all cracked pots. But it’s the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You’ve just got to take each person for what they are, and look for the good in them. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out
of shape. Remember to appreciate all the different people in your life.

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Sardar-jokes

1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.


2
Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?



3
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.


4
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was
not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote: Yes!


5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: it's already raining.

Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.


6
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.


7
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….


8
Sardar’s wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..


9
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!


10
Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

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MARKETING CONCEPTS


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Marketing concepts



A Professor at one of the IIM’s (INDIA) was explaining marketing
concepts to the Students:-


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“I am very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
“He’s very rich. Marry him.” - That’s Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
“Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” - That’s Telemarketing

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie,
you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
“By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - That’s Public Relations

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
“You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?” - That’s Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That’s Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.
- That’s demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say
anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?”
and she goes with him - That’s competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:
“I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - That’s restriction for entering new markets


How to identify the gender of a fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.”How can you tell?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone
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PILLAR OF SUCCESS

A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS, but one who NEVER QUITS! Read on..

In 1962, four nervous young musicians played their first record audition for the executives of the Decca recording Company. The executives were not impressed. While turning down this group of musicians, one executive said, “We don’t like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out.”
The group was called The Beatles.
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In 1954, Jimmy Denny, manager of the Grand Ole Opry, Fired a singer after one performance. He told him, “You ain’t goin’ nowhere….son. You ought to go back to drivin’ a truck.” He went on to become Elvis Presley.
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When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, he tried over 2000 experiments before he got it to work. A young reporter asked him how it felt to fail so many times. He said, “I never failed once. I invented the light bulb. It just happened to be a 2000-step process.”
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A little girl - the 20th of 22 children, was born prematurely and her survival was doubtful. When she was 4 years old, she contracted double pneumonia and scarlet fever, which left her with a paralysed left leg. At age 9, she removed the metal leg brace she had been dependent on and began to walk without it. By 13 she had developed a rhythmic walk, which doctors
said was a miracle. That same year she decided to become a runner. She entered a race and came in last. For the next few years every race she entered, she came in last. Everyone told her to quit, but she kept on running. One day she actually won a race. And then another. From then on she won every race she entered. Eventually this little girl - Wilma Rudolph, went on to win three Olympic gold medals.
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A school teacher scolded a boy for not paying attention to his mathematics and for not being able to solve simple problems. She told him that you would not become anybody in life. The boy was Albert Einstein.
And many such personalities …..
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A small boy - the fifth amongst seven siblings of a poor father, was selling newspapers in a small village to earn his living. He was not exceptionally smart at school but was fascinated by religion and rockets. The first rocket he built crashed. A missile that he built crashed multiple times and he was made a butt of ridicule. He is the person to have scripted the Space Odyssey of India single-handedly-
Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam.
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The Moral of the above Stories:
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet, Only through experiences of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired and success achieved. You gain strength, experience and confidence by every experience where you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing you cannot do.


“Failure is the pillar of success!” “Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.”

Posted in Philosophy.

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PERSONALITY TEST

Fun Personality Test

Imagine yourself driving along on a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect man (or) woman you havebeen dreaming   about.

Which one would you choose, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life,
and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However; you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

Answers could vary depending on the personality. However; there is a perfect answer. If you are a person who would think “out of the box” you would answer: “I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the old lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman (or man if you are a woman) of my dreams.”

 

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WRONG CALL

WRONG CALL

A Husband makes a Call to Hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife.
But accidentally the call went to a cricket stadium.

He asked what is the condition.
He died after what he heard.


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Guess What would be the reply …..

It is …


7 are already out.





3 More will be out hopefully by lunch.



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The first one was a DUCK
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LOVE LETTER

Ever wondered how an HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend? Hope you would enjoy it.


To, My Dear Darling
Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Maya,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the jobtraining and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment woul d initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.


Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

HR MANAGER

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WHEREVER YOU GO

Wherever you go MARIGOLD follows you. BEWARE……………………………..

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