Hi, buddies, let me continue with the speech.

The other reason for my late arrival was too much time was lost getting slippper reservation in the three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complain on station master. He said me to go to window No.14 and press the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed and pressed her for long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my son. For me she gave only a sitting birth. Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my son.

You childrens are future dynamit generators of the Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking or looking at your behind. Be like great men. Reminder what the Load Nelson, the great man of war said during the navel battle between Russia and America? No? Matlab, he said ‘England excepts every man who does his duty’. India will except women also because of women’s liberation movements. One day you must become inventories and discoveries like X Ray Ranjan of Germany or Presidents like loose belt or Washingdon of France or even concurrer like Napolean’s Bone-apart. They were all geniouses. You know genious? No? Matlab, it is one percent perspiration and ninty nine percent evaporation. They became great by reading books.

Once a Frechman said “Reading like eating makes a full man and writing exactly like a man”. After we finish you here in the school you can go to college and get B.A.M.A and other decreases. Then you can become great liars in Supreme Court, Shattered Accountants or Lecherers in colleges like Elephant Son in Mumbai or universities like Karela, Os-mania, Dharmakshetra, etc.

The school is like a garden. You are the seeds. School is the soil and we the malice, i.e. gardeners. We will bury you in the soil, pour water of knowlede on your heads and one day you will become geat phools i.e. flowers of India.

May God Blast your. Thank you and thank God I am finished.