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Grilled Cheese
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The waitress comes over and recognizes the family seated at the
table - Mr. and Mrs. Smith and their little son, Jonathan. She
says, “Jonathan, what would you like?”
He says, “I’ll have a grilled cheese sandwich.”
She says, “Jonathan, I’m sorry, we don’t serve grilled cheese
sandwiches.”
He says, “You have a grill, don’t you?”
She says, “Yes.”
He says, “You [...]

Questions and Answers======================
A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours inthe boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the worldaround him.
He asked his father, “How does this boat float?”
The father thought for a moment, then replied,“Don’t rightly know, son.”
The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to hisfather, “How do [...]

The Kiss=========
There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. Thewoman’s face was burned severely. The doctor told the husbandthey couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was soskinny. The husband then donated some of his skin…however,the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks.The husband requested that no [...]

(Women will LOVE this one!) Awoman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Mondaymorning; it’s a bad one.  Both of their cars are totally demolished,but amazingly neither of them is hurt.  God works in mysterious ways.After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.  [...]

A woman decides to have a facelift, for her birthday. She spends$5000,and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Beforeleaving she says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, buthow old do you think I am?”“About 32,” is the reply.“Nope! [...]

HOWTO CALL THE POLICE WHENYOU’RE OLD ANDDON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was goingup to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the gardenshed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the backdoor to go turn off the light, but [...]

I AM=====“I am.” is the shortest complete sentence in the Englishlanguage.I am - What?The shortest sentence in the English language is both astatement and a question.The shortest sentence in the English language is one of, if notTHE most important question that you will ever answer.God told Moses His name is “I am.”  God knew who [...]

You will get  your laugh for the day from this one!  Always give kids more credit for ingenuity than you think! “Your Drivers License”
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date.
“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”
“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a [...]

Bottomless===========
Well, a man was driving down a country road and he decided toget out and get some fresh air.
He got out and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, hecame upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw apebble down. No sound. So he threw a medium-sized rock down.No sound.
The [...]

Fishing License=================
A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesotarecently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known forits fishing. The game warden asked the man,“Do you have a license to catch those fish?”
The man replied, “No, sir. These are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?!” the warden said.
“Yes, sir. Every night I [...]