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The Plane the Arrow the Ring!!

Story 1: - Jan 2009

I fly like Paper Get high like Plane!!! ' The singer and entertainer of our group.

She had been smiling, talking and fighting all at the same time either over the phone or the chat window. 2 yrs of a long-distance relationship is really long. And even after 2 yrs there's no sign of the boy coming back.

The plane is finally about to land after 2 yrs and that too with a proposal at hand.

15 days flat 15 days and everything including the wedding month is decided.

My friend sufficed the longest long-distance relationship possible and made it work.

 

Story 2: - Feb 2009

Cupid strikes 4 ' The last and the most romantic member of our group.

She had been smiling, talking and working all with the same person for over months now, on sms, phone and otherwise. 8 months, in just friendship and teasing is really a long time. And even after 8 months there's no sign of the boy asking.

The month itself has Love written all over it and Cupid finds the perfect time to Strike. The boys finally asks, and that too a marriage proposal at hand.

My friend fruited what we call, the sweetness of the word WAIT for the BEST.

 

Story 3: - March 2009

The lord of the rings!! ' The In-Control perfectionist (Aamir Khan's fan).

She had been smiling, talking and traveling all at the same time for one person in another town. 2 years of separation from the family for the love of her life is definitely something I can never sacrifice, but she did. And even after 2 year's there is no sign of the boy coming down to Mumbai.

He finally did travel and this time with a ring in his hand. Engagement on the cards and new clothes for all of us!!

My friend , the first one in the group to get hit by the arrow was on her way to become the "Lord of the ring".

 

The year has just begun………….

 

———Mana 

 

The Cupid’s Revenge!!

Naina: Do u see him, Hearty?
Hearty: Yes I do, Naina Ouch!!
Naina: What happened?
Hearty: Dunno something pricked me
Naina: Is that really him? It seems like ages when I last saw him .
Hearty: Wow!! It is him…
Naina: Are u ok??
Hearty: No I am not; I have never felt like this before .
Naina: Me neither, I just feel like looking at him
Hearty: Thump ouch!! Thump Ouch!! Thump Ouch!! Thump .
Naina: Why the hell are u bouncing like a crazy ball?
Hearty: U would do too, if someone hit an arrow through you
Naina: What?..Who hit u?
Hearty: Look above u, that little white thing flying away with a bow stuck on its back if you could just waver urself a little away from him Naina, you'll know what I am going through .Ouch!!
Naina: Ok!! I know u r in pain, but I am about to cry, coz I think I am in love for the 1st time and I don't think I have the capacity to express this without someone's help. Brainy, u listening to me?

Brainy: No I wasn't listening to u, coz I m pretty jumbled up myself. I have stopped thinking and its all becoz of Hearty who has not stopped jumping yet and he is hammering straight into me. Go get some help from Miss. ST (Sweet tongue), coz I think; practically only she can help you out.

Ms. ST: Alright, I'll help you out. Should I say it as soon as he comes?
Hearty: YES!!! Thump he is getting closer.
Naina: Immediately, before I cry oh God!! he saw me!!
Brainy: I really need to work, so get over with this as fast as possible.

Hey hi sweetheart!! Are u talking to yourself?
Chorous: NOW!!
Ms. ST: I LOVE U

Happy Valentine's Day!! - Love Mana

 

The Season of Love!!

I am not even sure why this day was declared. Infact I am still wondering how one day outtaf the 365 can be dedicated to Love, when u need every bit of it everyday, every hour, every minute and every second. No I am not trying to get philosophical and this blog isn't about the LOVE either.

Growing up, I learnt u can wish Valentine 's Day to everyone. But then, I also learnt, wish to only those who really think the day is important to them.
Here are a few replies I have been getting over the years and my set of 10-rules:

1) My four year niece ' "What is that? Do I get any gifts? Or is it just like New Year's day where you stay up all night just to wish 'happy New Year' without any gifts?"
(Rule 1: I am never gonna wish the age group 4 to 10)

2) My bhaiyya and bhabhi - "Ohh!! Its valentines day all year for us (and then they hug)."
(Rule 2: Never wish the newly weds, all days are mushy for them)

3) A friend who is single ' "Valentine's Day??.. Are u taking my case??..Jale pe namak maat chidaak !!!"
(Rule 3: I have started wishing "Happy Independence day!!", to all singles on 14th feb)

4) Another friend with a different case ' "Bull S*** , with ur happy valentine's day!!..Everyone forgets I was born on this day !!"
(Rule 4: Make sure the person u r wishing doesn't have his birthday on the same day. And if he does don't forget to mention "U lucky guy!! U get so many gifts, u sure are loved a lot")

5) My sis who was busy with her 1st baby girl ' "Wish u a happy valentine's day and I love u baby (looking at her kid)" .
And I was wondering if she even heard me, if I had turned invisible or it was the latest style to wish u back without even looking at u??
(Rule 5: The first time mommies, for them the world doesn't exist above their babies)

6) A collegue ' " I am married."
What was that ??? I am still stunned to the core. Did not understand whether he meant "don't hit on me" or "married people have no love life", u guys check below for my rule 6.
(Rule 6: I am never gonna wish any1 in office ' Married or Unmarried, I dunn care!!)

7) My best friend ' "Thanks sweety!!..If I would have been a guy I would have married u"
My friends get senti and scary at times but the reply sure is sweet.
(Rule 7: Best friends are the safest to be with on this Day)

8) Mom and dad ' "So dear!! Do u have any Valentine?..You can share things with us."
(Rule 8: Parents really dunno anything about the day and they feel its only for life partners. Don't wish them until u find one for urself)

9)My Grandmom ' "Same to u dear (that's after I told her what it signifies), in our days we never had something like this. Infact I never saw ur grandpa before marriage and now-a-days "
I dunn remember how long I stood there for another session of "Arranged Marriages".
(Rule 9: Grandma's are sweet only when they are telling stories, dunn involve them in these new trendy, not-appreciable by them days)

10) Rule 10: Never wish on the road, u never know when a Shivsainik is listening ' even if u aren't wishing them, they would make sure u r abused for following the American traditions (even if he himself might be buying Chocolates and flowers for his Wife/Girlfriend).

I think so far Iland would be safe So a Happy Valentine's day to u all in Advance!! :P
Love,
Mana

 

The New Definition of LOVE is ‘U’

The words are mine…
But the thoughts arent…

Its what everyone thinks..
But never pens down..

Love is something I am far from..
But feelings below are felt by all…

**************************Mana***********************************************

Its my Sleep..
But the Dream is U…

Its my words..
But the letter is U….

Its my tune..
But the Song is U…

Its my Life..
But the Breathe is U..

Its my Love..
But the Fragrance is U..

Its my Craziness..
But I am Crazy for U….

**************************Mana***********************************************

I thought
I’ll not remember u today..

If not others
I’ll fool atleast myself…

Why waste my Life
Running behind u…

If not u
I’ll find someone like u…

And even when I just think about it
I know my heart can’t find anyone but u…

**************************Mana***********************************************

Above the Word Beautiful…
Is what I describe U…

Above the beauty of Dream…
I describe the Smile u hold…

Above the Softness of flowers…
I describe the Anger u show…

Above all the above things…
Its necessary my Life has U….

**************************Mana***********************************************


 

 

What is LOVE ??

The Story below has won 3 awards, with an award for best Dramatized script, Play Naration & Transcript Virtue.

The story begins like this……….

‘How long will you be poring over that newspaper? Will you come here right away and make your darling daughter eat her food?’

I tossed the paper away and rushed to the scene. My only daughter Sindu looked frightened. Tears were welling up in her eyes. In front of her was a bowl filled to its brim with Curd Rice.

Sindu is a nice child, quite intelligent for her age. She has just turned eight. She particularly detested Curd Rice. My mother and my wife are orthodox, and believe firmly in the ‘cooling effects’ of Curd Rice!

I cleared my throat, and picked up the bowl. “Sindu, darling, why don’t you take a few mouthful of this Curd Rice? Just for Dad’s sake, dear. And, if you don’t, your Mom will shout at me’. I could sense my wife’s scowl behind my back. Sindu softened a bit, and wiped her tears with the back of her hands. ‘OK, Dad. I will eat - not just a few mouthfuls, but the whole lot of this. But, you should…’ Sindu hesitated. ‘Dad, if I eat this entire Curd Rice, will you give me whatever I ask for?’

‘Oh sure, darling’.

‘Promise?’

‘Promise’. I covered the pink soft hand extended by my daughter with mine, and clinched the deal.
‘Ask Mom also to give a similar promise’, my daughter insisted. My wife slapped her hand on Sindu’s, muttering ‘Promise’, without any emotion.

Now I became a bit anxious. ‘Sindumma, you shouldn’t insist on getting a computer or any such expensive items. Dad does not have that kind of money right now. OK?’

‘No, Dad. I do not want anything expensive’. Slowly and painfully, she finished eating the whole quantity. I was silently angry with my wife and my mother for forcing my child eat something that she detested.

After the ordeal was through, Sindu came to me with her eyes wide with expectation. All our attention was on her. ‘Dad, I want to have my head shaved off, this Sunday!’ was her demand!

‘Atrocious!’ shouted my wife, ‘a girl child having her head shaved off? Impossible!’.

‘Never in our family!’ my mother rasped. ‘She has been watching too much of television. Our culture is getting totally spoiled with these TV programs!’

‘Sindumma, why don’t you ask for something else? We will be sad seeing you with a clean-shaven head.’

‘No, Dad. I do not want anything else’, Sindu said with finality.

‘Please, Sindu, why don’t you try to understand our feelings?’ I tried to plead with her.

‘Dad, you saw how difficult it was for me to eat that Curd Rice’. Sindu was in tears. ‘And you promised to grant me whatever I ask for. Now, you  are going back on your words. Was it not you who told me the story of King Harishchandra, and its moral that we should honour our promises no matter what?’

It was time for me to call the shots. ‘Our promise must be kept.’

‘Are you out your mind?’ chorused my mother and wife.

‘No. If we go back on our promises, she will never learn to honour her own. Sindu, your wish will be fulfilled.’

With her head clean-shaven, Sindu had a round-face, and her eyes looked big & beautiful.

On Monday morning, I dropped her at her school. It was a sight to watch my hairless Sindu walking towards her classroom. She turned around and waved. I waved back with a smile. Just then, a boy alighted from a car, and shouted, ‘Sinduja, please wait for me!’

What struck me was the hairless head of that boy. ‘May be, that is the in-stuff’, I thought.

‘Sir, your daughter Sinduja is great indeed!’ Without introducing herself, a lady got out of the car, and continued, ‘That boy who is walking along with your daughter is my son Harish. He is suffering from … … leukaemia.’

She paused to muffle her sobs. ‘Harish could not attend the school for the whole of the last month. He lost all his hair due to the side effects of the chemotherapy. He refused to come back to school fearing the unintentional but cruel teasing of the schoolmates. Sinduja visited him last week, and promised him that she will take care of the teasing issue. But, I never imagined she would sacrifice her lovely hair for the sake of my son! Sir, you and your wife are blessed to have such a noble soul as your daughter.’

I stood transfixed. And then, I wept. ‘My little Angel, will you grant me a boon? Should there be another birth for me, will you be my mother, and teach me what Love is?’

 

Been there??…Did that??

Theres a wall…
Splashed with blood…
Shaking like a Quake..
Vaccumed with Pressure…
Spooky??

Well but its a place worth visiting…
Have you been there??
If NO !!!…Its time you start staying in someone’s HEART….

Its very strange when people say they are in LOVE…Coz trust me I have never felt an incredible urge to be with someone…But there are incredible stories I have heard…Infact lemme start off with my family…Its Short & Sweet but when i tell these stories to someone they cant help stop wondering…If its LOVE or People in my Family are simply crazy & adventourous…

We are 7 sisters, all 1st cousins from my Dad’s side(You can simply say we have a gr8 joint family) & the youngest is a boy. And if I do an Arranged Marriage it would be an exceptional case.
So its 8 of us…And…There’s plenty of LOVE…
Now I am not really here to discuss Brotherly & Sisterly love..I guess our leaders have done a great job about the sisterly-brotherly bonding during Independence.

Back to the Original tale I started…As i was saying…HOW DO PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE.

My Sister No# 1 fell in Love when she was in Class 8th.
For Pete’s sake!! I am sure she only knew how to Spell it well. but then, she says she truly fell for this guy. Ok , so just because you stay in opposite buildings & wave out to each other doesnt mean you have to fall in Love. But yes, my now Jiju was our neighbour & love blossomed in School days. She got caught twice, was beaten up four times & she managed to convince her parents that she had no relation going on with this guy, only to discover after 6 years that they were still together. Now thats some real CONFIDENT choice. After all the melodrama of the 1st one and the number of situations which would have evoked a world war III, all the four elderly couples of the house subdued a little. And the 1st one had successfully managed to get the TAG ‘ Love Marriage in the House’.
A Successful Marriage — Happy Ending…..

It was the 2nd one’s age to get married.Parents of the house were really nervous by then as scratches of the first War were still wet.
So they made sure there are no war situations this time & walked in with a White Flag.
My Sister# 2 declared she was’nt in Love with anyone.Happy Parents started searching for a Guy. We finally got a match for the 2nd one. After the first traditional meet, nothing was said in the house. A whole week passed by in the general enquiry from the outside world about the guy (which is usually done) & all the Parents concluded he WAS’NTthe right match for my talented sister. Ohh ohh!! Parents dear…The raging Storm is about to HIT. Tough no interactions happened between my sister & the prospective guy(this is what all the oldie-goldies of the house thought), my sister had managed to have enough interaction with the guy for a Whole Week and confident enough to declare she was in LOVE…Ohh gosh, now love’s real funny…people are in love for over 6 years & I wonder how they have beared each other for so long & to cross that, its more amusing when people fall in love in just 6 days.The Peace Flag was still on…
Sister 2 MARRIED - Another Happy Ending.

Now it was Sister # 3:
Poor parents of the house were already shaken & did not take any hasty moves this time. A 101 times, they made sure that she was not going on with anyone. My Sister No# 3 was fed up with the question to the level of marrying anyone who would ring the doorbell next. The doorbell did ring & it was our youngest brother’s best friend, so she decided to pity him & leave him. Newaz, so this time too, the parents started searching for the right match. It went on for a month. People started calling & enquiring if there were any marriage plans for the daughters & their groom connections (It really amuses me, the kinda network people have, when it comes to marriage terms). One day my sister called up home at 3 in the afternoon. “Mana give the phone to my Mom”..I handed the telephone to my aunty,her mom. And all I heard was ‘OK! OK! OK!’…a lottaf ok’s.
The next thing I knew was my Aunt-Uncle went rushing out of the house & i was narrating the episode to the rest of the 13 people in the house. We waited until evening for them. No one knew what was going on & everyone was curious than a cat. They finally arrived home at 8:00pm. And the story is as follows. My sister# 3’s long lost junior college friend called her to the airport that day and proposed to her. He told her how he felt for her for years & was on his way to USA & wanted to know if she would marry him.You guessed it right !! She called up her parents & they were just back, fixing the Engagement date on his return trip, AT THE AIRPORT !!!
The Marriage is done — Happy Ending 3…

It was time for the 4th one now…i know u guys are tired and you can stop now if you want, coz I am writing this for myself.
So its Sister No# four .. and again the questions were raised…I dont think I have to tell you the situations home, coz our Parents were exhausted by now.So the patent question was raised “do you have anyone in your life?” ‘WE HAVE A WINNER.’ The answer was a Yes. All the oldies were more than happy, no more searching this time, NO MORE WARS. So they asked my sister# 4 to get this guy home. He was really smart. The parents liked him, we girls flipped for him & everyone was too happy. But all that glitters is not Gold. After a month or so, she broke up with the guy. We all were really sad & the only guy everyone in the house approved was rejected by the Main person in the house ‘the to-be-bride’ herself.

All the parents of the house simply think that either all of us LOVE to go against their decisions or we are always right. None the less, they respected my 4th sister’s decision & LIFE goes on.

We still have 4 of us to be married now…And parents have already given up on us & declared that they arent really interested in finding for grooms anymore and asked us to get our choice of guys…even better… They have asked each one of us to get 3 guys each & they would choose the best…

And LASTLY ..Dont read too much in the above lines…it was only for safe humour..this aint a MATRIMONIAL column , so please donot post anything to do with HANDS…
…………Happy Ding ling wedding bells for all………….