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Jokes of the Day

Kid: mom kya aap ne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
mom: nahi to
kid: to phir paida hone k baad aap ne mujhe pehchana kaise?

lady: mere lips pe infection hogaya hai
dr: kiss kitni bar karti ho?
lady: sal main ek bar
dr: infection nahi zang lag gaya hai.

ek admi ne saas k pass saanp betha dekha
saanp se bola: meri saas ko dus lo.
saanp: abay kiya dus loon?
main to khud apna zehar easy load karwane aata hoon.

girl in a party to a man: excuse me sir,
kiya aap mere face se ek chez hata sakte hain?
man: khush hote hue haan haan bolo kiya?
girl: manhos aadmi apni nazrain.

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai ,
jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Uskaa naam Repeater rakh do!

Husband and Wife were fighting.
Husband says: tu sali kutti,
wife replies: tu sala kutta,
their child who was nearby said: “Main sala Puppy”

Neighbour to Bhola: ” Raat nu teri khirki khuli si,
I enjoyed full scene u did with bhabhi”.
Bhola: “Ban gaya na pagal,
main to raat ghar par tha he nahi”.

Bhola his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U pied your kids, U have 3 children?
Bhola replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR.

 Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called “Saints”, But now they are called.. “IT professionals” 

An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt : “If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off” 

Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other loves too many. 

Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company! 

Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..! 

What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..! 

Useful
Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer”
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..! 

Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says “To the only boy I ever loved.!”
Girl: That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!

After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an… opening for you..! ”
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the “door..!” 

A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee…. . Leave them to us.

 Good night EveryBody…..

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