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Build what you promise

Two pieces of news in the papers cheered me up this morning.
The Times of India reports that the Mumbai High Court has ruled that builders must fulfill promises made in the brochure.
The court observed that the facilities mentioned in the brochure can be treated as part of the agreement even if it not part of the pact between the builder and the flat buyer.
For long builders have been conning home buyers with glossy brochures and shabby amenities. This judgement should change that.
The other in the Hindustan Times says that the HC has fixed a ceiling on non-occupancy charges that societies collect from members who do not live/let-out their premises.
‘The Contentious issue of non-occupancy charges was recently decided by the Bombay High Court, which upheld a state government circular fixing the ceiling for the charges at 10 per cent of maintenance dues. Justice D G Karnik, in a judgment on Sunanda Rangnekar versus Rahul Apartment, held that the circular in August 2001 had not been challenged and would have to be enforced. The judgment is expected to benefit large numbers of harried society members who've let out their premises and are exploited in the name of non-occupancy charges. ‘In law, non-occupation charges would mean charges for not personally occupying the premises, ie, keeping the premises unused or locked or letting out or giving on licence,’ said the judgment.
As for me, I never understood why there must be non-occupancy charges in the first place. If I want to keep my house locked, it’s my business. Why should I pay for that? As long as I pay my other dues, the society should have no problems.

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There’s something about Mumbai

Judy, from Nigeria, writes in our guest book that she has never been to Mumbai. She obviously loves the city and says she wants to come here one day. She’s not even Indian. We hope she fulfills her dream and makes it to our city.
Like I said, there’s something about Mumbai

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One night at a police station

It's not easy to understand, absorb and love any metropolitan city.
How do you accept a megacity without getting scarred in process?

Many years ago as a young naïve reporter I wanted to file a cover story for a weekly news magazine.

I decided to do a story on Kamatipura, Mumbai's red-light district.
I wanted to do a story on the lives of the sex workers but I did not want to meet them in their dark, dingy and dirty rooms. Nor did I want to go into the dark, narrow alleys infested with pimps and other lowlife.

I took a different route. In journalistic parlance ‘another angle’

I decided to spend a night at the Nagpada police station, under whose jurisdiction the red-light area fell.

The police station was at one end of Kamatipura.

I reached there around 9 pm. I was wearing jeans and a cotton T-shirt. This I thought would differentiate me from the denizens of the area. You see I those days, the sex workers would wear garish make-up and colourful see-through cheap chiffon sarees with low cut blouses.

I met the Marathi-speaking inspector on duty. He was young, well-built but looked stubborn.

I told him that I intend to spend the night in his workplace.
He didn’t take my suggestion or me seriously. These guys live in their own world and their sensitivity works at a different level and comes to the fore at unexpected times, as I soon realised.

Around 11 pm a woman came with a complaint that her laundry man was cheating her and other women. A woman was a sex worker — I could tell from her cheap lipstick, tight blouse and colourful saree.

Her name was Jaanu and she came and sat with Mr Stubborn. Both shared a cup of tea together. The constable who noted down her Non-Cognisable offence in the register didn’t even ask her to
wait (as is the norm in most cases). He told her, “Jannu, we will sumon your dhobi tomorrow. Tum aram se dhandhe pe jao (you go and do your business).”

The harmony between the two surprised me.

After sometime, a constable came with half dozen sex workers. They seemed new entrants. He treated them roughly and asked them to go to one corner and cover their bosoms.

Mr Stubborn asked the constable to quickly register cases against them. He looked satisfied because he needed to show a few cases
registered in his police station, proof that the police is taking action. He clearly was not bothered that the sex workers were violating the rules but he wanted cases registered for the sake of record.

The line between the law-breakers (in this case the sex workers) and the law was blurred here. These policemen were friend, guide and undefined relatives for thousands of sex workers.

All it needed was for the sex workers to pay regular ‘hafta’ (a fixed payment). The cops were then ‘kind’ to these women. Who says familiarity breeds contempt? In this case familiarity bred dependency.

The cases were registered without much fuss. But there was a clear understanding between both sides. The women, though in custody, would be allowed to go home and get some clothes. Of course they were handled roughly and abused but that too was part of the routine. As happens in such cases the girls would be bailed out the next morning.

As I found out that night, and believe to this day — police stations are temples for learning human relationships.


– Alka Dave

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Mobile Mumbai

Chivas at the crossroad.

A liquor hoarding dominates a crossroad in Andheri. Pix taken with a mobile phone.

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Mobile Mumbai

Journey through concrete
Photo taken at Powai using a mobile phone.

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Maximum City

Suketu Mehta the author of Maximum City speaks of his love affair with Mumbai in an interview to DNA.
Commenting on the court verdict will allows development of mill land, he says it will be a disaster for the city.
‘Take this verdict about mill lands: it’s going to be a colossal disaster for the city. The last thing Mumbai needs is another 800 flats and corporate buildings. It needs parks, it needs public spaces. It’s a city choking because it doesn’t have public spaces Walk around Hong Kong and you look at the un-believable investments in public spaces and public transport, and you get an idea why the city is flourishing. Mumbai wants to be the new Shanghai by 2020. Well, it must first try just to become a better Mumbai, leave alone the new Shanghai,’ he says.

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Montek’s mantra for Mumbai

The Deputy Chairman of the Planning Commission Montek Singh Ahluwalia is clearly not happy with the pace at which Mumbai's infrastructure is being improved.
Here is an excerpt from an agency report on what he said:
In a clear message to Maharashtra government to speed up its work on infrastructure development in Mumbai, Ahluwalia asked the state to participate in Centre’s urban infrastructure renewal programme.
‘Mumbai will not be able to achieve its full economical potential unless and until urban infrastructure in the city is very substantially improved… this is a challenge that the state government should take up,’ Ahluwalia told reporters in Mumbai.
Are Vilasrao Deshmukh and co listening?

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Mad, manic, Mumbai

The English opening batsman Alistair Cook writes a tour diary for The Telegraph, London.
Here’s what he has to say of our beloved city:
‘Bombay is a teeming, mad city full of life. It is a manic, noisy place where every road trip is a new adventure.
Yesterday, in an effort to smarten myself up a bit, I went to a tailor’s shop to be measured up for a suit, and we must have had about 25 near-death experiences during the short taxi ride there.
The day before I went to visit an orphanage with Freddie Flintoff, Paul Collingwood, Shaun Udal and Monty Panesar. We met children who had been found wandering on the railway tracks in Bombay and had found shelter at the orphanage. It was a really humbling experience for all of us.
I spent a while chatting with some of the kids and they were telling me about the computer courses they are taking and the education they have received.
It is only when you leave that you realise that they are the lucky ones. Outside the orphanage there were hundreds of other kids, all hoping to get in.
The trip was organised by the Sports Relief charity and the money we are raising helps a bit, but we are just touching the surface.
There was a lighter-hearted moment as well. Wednesday was the Holi Festival in India and we were warned that people would throw coloured powder over us. It was all very civilised for a while, but then someone dumped a load of powder on Freddie and a huge powder fight broke out.
I threw some at Freddie but missed and hit Bombay’s chief of police. He seemed to take it pretty well but if I don’t get out of the country next week then I’ll know why.’

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An unkind cut

On Holi there is nothing for people like me to do.
Firstly, I don't play Holi. Secondly you cannot go out of your home for fear that someone will throw colour on you.
So, I went for a haircut in a downtown Muslim locality where I was a regular once upon a time.
I arrived at the shop in the lane opposite my house in Mahim and was greeted with pleasantries by the owner.
He asked me, "Where have you been?" I used to be a regular at his shop, you see.
I told him I had settled for better salons, which were air-conditioned and kept my head cool.
He agreed that he needed to renovate as he was losing a lot of business.
The hygiene at his shop was the pits and his clientele was declass and dirty looking. This was the case seven years ago and it is the same today.
As I sat on one of the chairs for my haircut, I saw an old bearded man sitting next to me. To my horror he began undressing.
He took off his shirt, folded his arms behind his head, leaned back, and told the barber to shave his armpits.
If this was turning my stomach, there was more to come.
He then told the barber to shave his head. All through the ritual he refused to put on his shirt and sat half-naked, wearing only a lungi, next to me.
In a short while I got the answer from others in the shop.
I saw people with soap and towels entering the shop's only bathroom.
When I quizzed the barber about it, he said he had opened a public bathroom where anyone could take a bath by paying him Rs 5.
In return, he would get a bucket of water ' but would have to bring along his own soap and towel.
A shopkeeper next to the barber's shop told me beggars and urchins in the area regularly take a bath in that shop. He also told me that at least 100 people take bath there daily.
Which means the barber makes a cool Rs 500 per day, or Rs 15,000 a month, just from his bathroom.
No wonder he has not upgraded his barber's shop ' he doesn't need people like me!

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Yeh hai Mumbai meri jaan

Friend of a friend knows a British woman in town to make a documentary — yes much like Sue in Rang De Basanti.

She (the firang woman) has a problem that is typically Bombay. She can’t find a landlord willing to give her a house on rent. Reason: She is a single, white woman. She has been asked on numerous times by prospective landlords: ‘Are you a prostitute?’

So now, everytime she goes to see a house up for rent, she does a namaste and says, ‘Hello uncle, mein prostitute nahi hoon.’

Just goes to show how much a study in contrast the city of dreams is.

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