Munish Malhotra’s blog

Banta
Singh and Santa Singh got tired using cell phones and for a change
decided to use really ancient methods of communication. They decided to
use pigeons to send messages. So they went and bought expensive
carrier pigeons from the Jama Masjid market in old Delhi and found to
their joy that the pigeons indeed could be trained and the birds very
easily learnt to return directly to their respective homes. And so this
scheme worked very fine.
One day Santa sends his pigeon.
When the pigeon reaches to Banta it is with out message.
Banta picked his mobile and asked Santa “What is this joke? The pigeon is without any message!!!”
Santa said “Oye khotey ! missed call maari si.”