Karat karat abhyas te jadhmati hot sujan. -KABIR
rasari awat jaat to
sil par parat nishan
meaning
therebyby doing practice (abhyas) even a fool (jadhmati) can become
learned (sujan) . As when a rope (rasri) when it moves (awat Jaat) on
the stone (sil)puts a mark (nishan) on it
Do Practice
Posted in Blogs on 06/05/2008 10:06 pm by Munish Malhotra
The Best Moments in Life
Posted in Love on 06/05/2008 10:04 pm by Munish MalhotraT h e Bes t M ome n t s I n L i fe e
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing till your stomach hurts.
3. Enjoying a ride down the country side.
4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio.
5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.
6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel.
7. Passing your final exams with good grades.
8. Being a part of an interesting conversation.
9. Finding some money in some old
pants.
10. Laughing at yourself.
11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.
12. Laughing without a reason.
13. “Accidentally” hearing someone say somthing good about you.
14. Watching the sunset.
15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life.
16. Receiving or giving your first kiss.
17. Feeling this buzz in your body when seeing this
“special” someone.
18. Having a great time with your friends.
19. Seeing the one you love happy.
20. Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her perfume.
21. Visiting an old friend of yours and
remembering great memories.
22. Hearing someone telling you “I LOVE YOU”
“True friends come in the good times when we tell them to, and come in the bad times…..without callin
ABOUT LOVE
Posted in Love on 06/01/2008 01:40 pm by Munish Malhotra
3 words “I love you“takes 3 seconds to say
takes 3 minutes to explain
and the whole life to prove
It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone”
KnOw LoVe KnOw hApPiNeSs
nO LoVe nO hApPiNeSs
WHAT IS A LIFE ?
Posted in Love on 06/01/2008 01:31 pm by Munish MalhotraA boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a Loving
couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around
two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open.
He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep
it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot
the matter.
The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by
its colour and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine
meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother
hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She
was terrified how to face her husband.
When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child,
he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.
What were the five words?
Scroll down…
Down..
Down…
The husband just said
” I am with you Darling”
The husband’s totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behaviour.
The
child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point
in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to
keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.
No one is to
be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that
moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband.
That is what he gave her.
If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world.
Remember always that
life is not that easy to understand as it seems…
so keep smiling always…..
n never ever hurt ur dear ones……..
LOVE FOREVER
Posted in Love on 06/01/2008 01:24 pm by Munish Malhotra
I’m not begging you to Love Me,
I’m not really even asking You.
But, isn’t it allright,
If I cherish that Hope in my Heart?
If I dream of just Holding Your Hand,
It will hurt Me-not You.
I will try to keep My Eyes from Shining.
When they see You.
And I promise
I will not try to smile a Speacial Smile
When U say Hello,
but, please
Don’t ask me
Not to Love You………………
Funny Jokes
Posted in jokes on 06/01/2008 01:10 pm by Munish MalhotraBanta
Singh and Santa Singh got tired using cell phones and for a change
decided to use really ancient methods of communication. They decided to
use pigeons to send messages. So they went and bought expensive
carrier pigeons from the Jama Masjid market in old Delhi and found to
their joy that the pigeons indeed could be trained and the birds very
easily learnt to return directly to their respective homes. And so this
scheme worked very fine.
One day Santa sends his pigeon.
When the pigeon reaches to Banta it is with out message.
Banta picked his mobile and asked Santa “What is this joke? The pigeon is without any message!!!”
Santa said “Oye khotey ! missed call maari si.”
TRUE FRIEND
Posted in Love on 06/01/2008 01:09 pm by Munish Malhotra
Someone that you don’t know even exists,loves you….
Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
before they go to sleep………
before they go to sleep………
so,,,,,,,,,,,
Goodluck to u allll………………………
who r blessed with true friends…………
Funny Questions and Answers….
Posted in Questions on 06/01/2008 01:08 pm by Munish MalhotraFunny Questions and Answers….
Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I’m a”kela”.
A: I’m a”kela”.
Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just “mutter”ed.Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone?
A: “Aaloo?”Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do “phools” fall in love?Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I`m a “mota”car.Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don’t “unda”-stand.Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: “Jhinga” Bells.Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was “puri”.Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: “Aaloo lonesome tonight?”Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.Q: What do you call a haired poet?
A: Ik-bal.Dis is da funkiest…
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other
pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - “HUT”
TEST FOR YOU
Posted in Photography on 05/11/2008 01:03 pm by Munish Malhotra
A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU
Which way is the bus below travelling?
To the left or to the right?
Can’t make up your mind?
Look carefully at the picture again.
Still don’t know?
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Which way is the bus below travelling?
To the left or to the right?
Can’t make up your mind?
Look carefully at the picture again.
Still don’t know?
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Primary school children were shown this picture and asked the same question by me.
90% of them gave this answer:
“The bus is travelling to the right..”
When asked, “Why do you think the bus is travelling to the right?”
They answered:
“Because you can’t see the door to get on the bus.”
How do you feel now???
90% of them gave this answer:
“The bus is travelling to the right..”
When asked, “Why do you think the bus is travelling to the right?”
They answered:
“Because you can’t see the door to get on the bus.”
How do you feel now???
Untitled
Posted in Philosophy on 05/11/2008 12:59 pm by Munish MalhotraHOW BAD IS YOUR TEMPER ACCORDING TO YOUR HOROSCOPE?
ARIES MARCH 21 - APRIL 20
Nothing seems to ruffle you more than a lack of discipline, disloyalty and decorum. But Arians are also known to go into a rage very easily when challenged. Those of you who have been on the receiving end of the Aries temper know that if not calmed down they can even get violent. But one thing is certain if the opponent remains calm and does not react to their outburst, Arians cool down very fast. They are also the first to
apologies, which makes them easier to forgive.
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TAURUS APRIL 21 - MAY 20
You are generally quiet and have control over your emotions. It is difficult to predict what will upset you, so when you do lose your cool, people don’t know how to react. Your temper is like that of a raging bull, and anyone trying to pacify you will be the first one to get a verbal bashing. You generally get upset when you are concerned or when people accuse you of doing something wrong. You also hate being reminded about mistakes you’ve made in the past. You also have the potential to be terribly vindictive if rubbed the wrong way.
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GEMINI MAY 21 - June 29
You are recognized by your cheerful disposition and your jovial nature is easily susceptible to anger. In fact, you are the best person to have around when there is an ugly scene at a party you can bring the warring factions together quite diplomatically. But when you lose cool, you yell and scream and will not listen to reason. You must have the last word in a wordy duel. Your capacity to argue aggressively is matched only by your seductive charm.
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CANCER JUNE 21 - JULY 21
Considering how charming, caring and kind you are, you dislike unpleasant scenes, much less creating one yourself. You have great tolerance and rarely get provoked into losing your temper. If someone is unreasonable or trying to create trouble, you are more likely to walk away quietly. But that does not mean you do not have a temper. When angry, in your effort to control your emotions, you tremble, your hands get sweaty and sometimes you fumble for words. Tears roll down your eyes easily and the opponent is touched by your innocence and will seek an apology immediately.
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LEO JULY 22 - AUGUST 21
If anyone has total control over their emotions, it is you. But then, you can be described as stiff, cold and uncaring. You are known to lack spontaneity but you really don’t care about opinions. You don’t like to create scenes and will never accept invitations to a party where you suspect the presence of an unruly lot. But your very presence seems challenging to some and they take vicarious pleasure in your disquiet. When angry you can use critical language. A dressing down can humiliate
your opponent, causing a strain between both of you forever.
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VIRGO AUGUST 22 - SEPTEMBER 21
Most of you are gentle and have full control over your emotions but those of you given to temper tantrums can certainly get violent. When see things with rage, you yell and shout and tend to break things lying close at hand. You can even harm yourself by banging your hands on a glass top table or wall. You should never get into any argument, for you are a sore loser. You feel that others are trying to persecute you and don’t quite respect your opinions. When hurt, you can also hold grudges forever.
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LIBRA SEPTEMBER 22 - OCTOBER 22
Did someone say that you are the charmers of the zodiac? Well, it’s true. Few have ever seen you ruffled or angry. You are very conscious of your image, and you believe that anger distorts your face and personality. You also think you are above things like anger. But wait before you get into self-congratulatory mood. Your family or those very close to you know you better. You have an unmatched temper amongst all the zodiac signs, and what makes it worse is your capacity to justify it.
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SCORPIO OCTOBER 23 - NOVEMBER 21
Of course you don’t lose your cool. But your very demeanor (manner) projects haughtiness (arrogance, pride), pride and grand disdain (disregard) for lesser mortals (human). Others are often found saying that anger sits on your nose and you are raring to give your piece mind to the first person that try to be funny with you. You are selective in the choice of your friends, and have a low tolerance for the superfluous
(extra) types. Your tongue-lashing (attack) is generally in a soft hissing tone for when you scream, your voice tends to get shrill and loud and you do hate drawing attention to yourself! When upset, you are angrier with yourself for having shown weakness, for the last thing that Scorpio wants to show is being out of control.
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SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 20
You are insensible and generally have no complete control over your emotions. You do get angry quickly and others marvel at your anger levels even when provoked. Actually, you get tongue-tied when angry and you will remove your anger waiting for the other person to calm down. Then you will reason with your opponent and convince the other person in a very gentle manner that the whole thing was just his mistake. You’re also likely to totally sever ties with someone when you’re upset with them.
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CAPRICORN DECEMBER 21 - JANUARY 19
Few will believe that a hardcore practical and materialistic person like you is capable of sensitivity and genuine emotions. You project a hard exterior but are actually very sensitive, a trait you successfully hide from others. You can see thing with anger but will not betray your feelings. But then, there are times that even you cannot control your temper. Under such circumstances you can shout and scream, more with
frustration at the situation than with anger at any particular person. Your outbursts can shock others and can make them feel guilty too.
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AQUARIUS JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18
You are noble and kind and dislike losing control over your emotions. It is very rare for you to get angry. You are also the pacifier in situations that involve arguments. It is always your endeavor to be perfect and socially correct in your behavior and attitude, but if misunderstood and slighted you can give in to an angry outburst. You will shout and scream and then walk out from the scene. You cannot easily forget the situation
and will be bitter about it for a long time.
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PISCES FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20
The only thing that can be said about you dreamers is that you appear even more attractive when angry. You are very sensitive to others’ feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when others tend to hurt you, then things take a nasty turn. You will yell and use harsh words and feel inclined to shake everything and everyone up. Your creative imagination is at its best when angry, and you tend to get pretty dramatic. When upset, you refuse to listen to reason and wish to be left alone. But once you calm down, you repent your tantrums and seek forgiveness. So nobody can be upset with you for too long.
*****”I Love To Walk In The Rain, Only Then No One Can See Me Crying”
- Charlie Chaplin***********