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A boy is telling proudly to his close friend as to what he did with his girlfriend whom he took to a hotel room for three consequtive nights.

Boy to his friend “First day I took out her cloths waited for some time and we came back.”

Friend asks him “Only this much? Why?

Boy Reples, ” Because, She should not feel that I do not have courage to undress her.

Boy further tells his friend, ” Second day, I undressed her and also undressed my self, and then we came back.”

Friend again asked him, ” Reallly? That’s all?

Boy Replies. ” Ya. Because, she should not feel that I can not control myself”.

Boy further reports to his friend, “On third and last day, I undressed her, then I undressed myself, then I masterbetted myself and we came back immeditely.”

Friend shockingly asks him ” No sex with her at all? Why?”

Boy replies, “Ya. Because she should not feel that I can not manage with out her”

Posted in Adult.

By Mustafa Husain – July 8, 2009

Blood transfusion

The victim of an awful automobile accident was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital, and the emergency nurse was ordered to prepare the body for the undertaker.

Removing his clothes, she discovered that the young man had died with the most massive erection she had ever seen.

Unable to take her eyes off it, she finally yielded to temptation, took off her panties, straddled the stiff and proceeded to enjoy herself.

She was just getting down from the table when a second nurse came in and saw her and promptly reprimanded her for her obscene behavior.

“What’s the harm?” shot back the first nurse. “I enjoyed it, and HE surely didn’t mind it. Besides, he can’t complain and I can’t get pregnant. Why don’t YOU give it a try too?”

“Oh, I can’t possibly,” said the second nurse, blushing. “First, he’s dead and second, I’ve got my period. Anyway, listen, the doctor wants you.”

And so the first nurse left. The second nurse got to work, but soon found herself terribly excited by this massive hard-on and finally climbed on top of it. Just as she was starting to cum, she was astonished to feel the man climax too!

Looking down and seeing his eyelids starting to flutter, she exclaimed in shock, “I thought you were dead!”

“Lady, I thought I was too,” said the man, “until you gave me that blood transfusion.”

Posted in Adult.

By Mustafa Husain – June 30, 2009

JOKE “PERHAPS”

The teacher says, ‘Okay, class, we’re going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word ‘perhaps’ in it.’

Claude says, ‘Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won’t give us any homework.’

The teacher says, ‘Very good, Claude.’

Mary says, ‘The sky is very dark… Perhaps it’s going to rain.’ The teacher says, ‘Very good, Mary.’

She calls on Little Johnny in the back.

Johnny says, ‘Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna pee on the piano.’

Posted in Adult.

By Mustafa Husain – June 30, 2009

JOKE

A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable to get any women to have sex with him because they all told him that his penis was too long.

“Doctor,” he asked, in total frustration, “Is there any way you can shorten it?”

The doctor replied, “Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But I do know a witch who may be able to help you.” So the doctor gave him directions to the witch’s place.

The man went to see the witch the next day, and told her his sad story.

“Witch, my penis is 20 inches long, and I can’t get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?”

The witch asked him to pull it out so she could have a look at it.

The man uncoiled his 20-inch penis. The witch stared in amazement, scratched her head, and then replied, “I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the

Forest. In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. You must ask the frog, `will you marry me?’ Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be 4

Inches shorter.”

The man’s face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the pond and, sure enough, there sat the frog on a log. He uncoiled his huge python-like penis and called out to the frog, “Will you marry me?”

The frog looked at him with some disdain, and replied, “NO.”

The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 4 inches shorter!

“WOW!” he screamed out loud. Then he said to himself, “This is great! But it’s still too long at 16 inches, so I’ll ask the frog to marry me again.”

Once more he shouted to the frog, “Frog, will you marry me?”

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, “NO!”

The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 4 inches shorter! The man laughed, and shouted, “This is fantastic!”

He looked down at his penis once more, and by now it was only 12 inches long, so he reflected for a moment. “Twelve inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal,” he thought. “So, I’ll ask the frog to marry me ONE more time.”

Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, “Frog, will you marry me?”

The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in frustration and said, “NO! NO! . . . And for the last time, NO!”

Posted in Adult.

By Mustafa Husain – June 30, 2009

Living one day at a time

Our lives are made up of a million moments, spent in a million different ways. Some are spent searching for love, peace, and harmony. Others are spent surviving day by day.

But there is no greater moment than when we find that life, with all it’s joys and sorrows, is meant to be lived one day at a time. It’s in this knowledge that we discover the most wonderful truth of all.

Whether we live in a forty-room mansion, surrounded by servants and wealth, or find it a struggle to manage the rent month to month, we have it within our power to be fully satisfied and live a life with true meaning.

One day at a time - we have the abilty, through cherishing each moment and rejoicing in each dream. We can experience each day a new and with this fresh start we have what it takes to make all our dreams come true.

Each day is new, and living one day at a time enables us to truly enjoy life and live it to the fullest

Posted in Blogs.

By Mustafa Husain – June 27, 2009

FAMOUS RUSSIAN TENNIS STAR ANNA KOURNIKOVA

Posted in Adult.

By Mustafa Husain – June 27, 2009

intresting marathi surnames

With due respect to all Marathi Ladies and Gentlemen.

1. One who only takes - LELE
2. One with bulb factory - DIVEKAR
3. Maharashtrian Bill Gates - BAL PHATAK

4. One with weight of 100 tonnes - SOMAN
5. Neil Armstrong - NEELESH BHUJBAL
6. One with K on his head - SHIRKE

7. Bakery owner - PAWGI /BUNKAR
8. Narasimha Avtar - POTPHODE
9. One with stomach problem - POTDUKHE

10. One who lives in village - GAONKAR
11. One who only take money - DAMLE
12. One who is brave - WAGH /VEERKAR

13. One who is untidy - GABALE
14. Cotton mill owner - KAPSE /RUIKAR
15. One who eats more - DHOLE/DHAMDHERE

16. One who works very cool - KULKARNI
17. Building constructor - AADEKAR/MAHALE
18. One who is coward - PULEKAR

19. Silver mine owner - CHANDEKAR
20. One who reaches the root - MULEY
21. One who is real cat - MANJAREKAR

22. One who is 1000 times more intellegent- SAHASRABUDHHE
23. One who divides by 2 - NIMKAR
24. One who kills - MARANE

25. Do die do - KARMARKAR
26. One who twists - PILGAONKARO
27. The God - DEVO/DEO-kule

28. Big old Rishi - MAHAMUNI
29. One who always wins - JAYKAR
30. One who talks a lot - MAHASHABDE

31. One who doesn’t talk - GOOPCHOOP
32. One who builds temples - DEVALEKAR
33. One who runs away - BHAGWAT

34. One who blackens everything - KAJALE
35. One who always says ‘take away’ - NENE
36. One who is father - BAPAT

37. One with tailoring shop - SHIWDE
38. Jeweller - RATNAPARAKHI
39. One who always go to varanasi - KASHIKAR

40. One who is very sweat - GODSE
41. Its okay - BARWE
42. Mango man - AAMBEKAR

43. One who thinks - VICHAARE
44. One who is close to everyone - JAWALKAR
45. One who is wise - SHAHANE

46. One who is bald - TAKLE
47. ONE WHO THINKS OF ONLY MEALS - DAHIBHATHE

48. Colourful maharashtrians
- KALE
- GORE
- HIRWE
- KALBHOR
- PIWALE
- DHAWLE

49. Some Metallic Maharashtrians
- PITALE
- TAMBE
- LOKHANDE
- SONE

Posted in Personal.

By Mustafa Husain – June 26, 2009

our future

Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Boss - Brainless

Our Salary - Very less

Posted in Friends.

By Mustafa Husain – June 26, 2009

JOKE

A wife was getting pretty upset about her husband’s lack of attention and decided to come on a little stronger to him.

After dinner, she put on her sexy, backless night-gown backwards so her tits were showing and sauntered into the living room.

“Notice anything?” she asked slyly.

“Yes, you’ve got your night-gown on backwards.” her husband answered simply.

“How could you tell?” she cooed.

“Because the shit stains are in the front.” he said.

Posted in Adult.

By Mustafa Husain – June 26, 2009

SHUDH HINDI MEANINGS OF SOME FAMOUS WORDS

CRICKET : Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita

CRICKET TEST MATCH : Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita

TABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe Le takaatak de takaatak

LAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par Le tada tad, de tada tad

LIGHT BULB : Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak

TIE : Kanth Langoti

MATCH BOX : Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti

TRAFFIC SIGNAL : Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa

TEA : Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti

TRAIN : Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini

ALL ROUTE PASS : Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Loh Path Gamini Suchak Yantra

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak Pattika

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra

RAILWAY STATION : Bhabhka Adda

BUTTON : Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak

MOSQUITO : Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev

CIGERETTE : Shweta patra mandit dhumra shalakha praveen.

Posted in Friends.

By Mustafa Husain – June 26, 2009