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Alphabet for senior citizens

 

A for arthritis,

 

B for bad back,

 

C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac?

 

D is for dental decay and decline,

 

E is for eyesight–can’t read that top line.

 

F is for fissures and fluid retention

 

G is for gas (which I’d rather not mention)

 

H high blood pressure [I’d rather have low)

 

I for incisions with scars you can show.

 

J is for joints, that now fail to flex

 

K is for my knees that crack when they’re bent
(Please forgive me, my Memory ain’t worth a cent)

 

L for libido–what happened to sex?

 

M is for Metamusil

 

N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck

 

O is for osteo-and all bones that crack

 

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few Give me another pill; I’ll be good as new!

 

Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu?

 

R is for reflux–one meal turns into two

 

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears

 

T for tinnitus–I hear bells in my ears

 

U is for urinary: difficulties with flow

 

V is for vertigo, that’s “dizzy”, you know.

 

W is worry, now what’s going ’round?

 

X is for X ray–and what might be found.

 

Y for another year I’ve left behind

 

Z is for zest that I still have my mind,

 

Have survived all the symptoms my body’s deployed,

 

And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!

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INSPIRATIONAL ARTICLE “MUST READ”

Every day should be a good day and you should live it like it’s your last. Some people live a life of anger, frustration, pain, jealousy, and/or dishonesty, but all of these things will come to pass when your time here is over. Just take a moment to think, we will not be on this earth forever.One day, we will not have to worry about going to work or how we will make our car payment.


We will not have to worry where our next meal will come from, or how we can buy that beautiful house. At anytime, God could take us off of this earth, so you should appreciate today and not worry about tomorrow, for nobody knows what tomorrow will bring. When you wake up each morning, thank the Lord for waking you up.


When you lie down to sleep at night, thank the Lord for another day. If you have a job, thank the Lord for your place of employment. Ask that He May bless you in everything that you do. Ask Him to give you the knowledge and the wisdom to do your job. If you don’t have a job, thank Him anyway. Ask him to direct you to the job that is right for you.


When you are eating breakfast, lunch or dinner, say a prayer. Thank the Lord for providing food and nourishment to your body. If you are healthy, thank the Lord for the health and strength in your body. If you aren’t, thank Him anyway for life, and ask Him to heal your body. So the next time that you get mad, think twice.


The next time you complain about something at your job, think twice. The next time you say you wish you had steak instead of chicken, think twice. Be thankful for what you have, and the life that God has given you. Pray and ask the Lord for guidance. Be sincere, as God knows whether or not we mean it from the heart. Help those in need as a gift from your heart, and not so you can get a pat on the back.


Put forth the extra effort in everything that you do. Go after what you want in life, and do whatever it takes to achieve your goals. No matter how perfect you think you are, there is always room for improvement, and an opportunity for you to do better. If you are depressed, don’t cry just hold your head up and the Lord will help you through.


Pray and ask the Lord to deliver you from your state of depression. Whatever it is that you are depressed about, God will take that pain from your heart. It may not be at that moment, or that next hour, or maybe not even the next day, but He WILL do it if you just believe in Him.


God may not show up when YOU want Him to, but He’s ALWAYS right in time. God will not give us more than we can bear. Sometimes He will present us with issues that will test our faith, but you have to be strong enough to believe that God will do exactly what He says. The message for today is to praise the Lord, have faith in the Lord, give thanks to the Lord, and live every day like it is your last.


Theoretically speaking, if the Lord never does anything else for us, other than wake us up each day, put food in our mouths and clothes on our backs, we should thank Him anyway. He died so that we could have life on this earth. Please keep this message flowing and send it to your loved ones and friends.


Sue Divine - Treat the earth well…..it was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children. We do not inherit the earth from our ANCESTORS, we borrow it from our
children

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joke

A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent.


The doctor says, “I’m not sure I understand what you mean.”


She says, “Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his
finger!”

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JOKE

One fine day at school, the teacher was teaching about the heart.

After she had finished she said, “If any one has any doubts about what I have taught please ask.”


Little Bobby stands up and asks,

“Teacher, does the heart have legs?”


She replies, “no it doesn’t. What makes you ask such a question?”

He says “Last night when I went into my parents bedroom I over heard my dad saying SWEET HEART spread your
LEGS”

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WHAT AN EVENING

i was very happy that day when she called me and said come to home as all family members have gone for marrige celebrations of  a near relative.she was my new friend and we little know each other.i went to her home and that was 5 pm she was dressed up casually as she was in her home wearing white top and short blue skirt.i entered the house and sit on a sofa of drawing hall. suddenly she called me to her room for study discussion as we were in same standard of B.sc.2nd yr.i was so excited after seeing her in that short sexy dress.my dick was tight in my pant and wanted to come out for full size.meanwhile i saw her panty when she turned her legs and what i saw……..that was a little torn.some hairs were coming out of that..and then i could not control further and straight away kissed her pussy and put my tongue into her cunt lips which was now clearly seen from that torn part.and i realized that even she did not mind it and i understood that she was wearing that torn panty intentionally.after 10 mins of licking her pussy she was very hot and her pussy got wet.now i took out my tight dick which was also very hot.she suddenly attacked on it and took it full in her mouth.after sucking she lie on bed removing all her cloths and i was also nude keeping my dick all over her body..my top of dick kissed all her body parts specially the tight tits and cunt lips.after this foreplay i finally injected my hottest dick in her wet pussy and she started screming in excitement as she wanted to take it full on her hole….after in and out in and out in and out of 10 mins.my cum came out in huge quantity and gone in her hole……after some time when we both bacome normal we realized our mistake of not using any precaution….but as we both were science students we calculated her time of menses and we were happy to knew that she was ended her MC just before two days and there was no chance of concieving. ha ha ha ha ha.

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Squirting

I have a doubt in my mind that whether indian women also squirts or not.i have seen many clips of western women squirting after reaching orgasm.squirt is a liquid comes out of women like men’s cum when they reach to orgasm.if any body know the answer or seen any clip of that may reply this.

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INFLATION

Government permitted trading in commodities in 2002 since then inflation has increased tremendously bcoz of gambling  and trapping each other resulting in huge difficulties for common man.example:- Gold rate increasd from 3000 to 5200 in 20 yrs. period from 1982 to 2002.not even double in these 20 yrs. but 5200 to 16000 from 2002 to 2008. in six yrs it is tripple.some more example are of edible goods oil,pulses,spices etc. all are being traded in commodity exchange today and you see their prices touching sky as never before. big power getting advantage by short selling and making long position on these commodities on paper resulting the price hikes for common man. govt. should take initiative to ban trading in commodities.

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stock market’s trapping game

Dear friends,

                   I have keenly observed this share market for a long period of time and i come to conclusion that retail investor should always stay away from this market.whether it is at top of 21000 or at down at 8500.because the biggest power (The operator or FII or HNI)always trap the retail investor with their heavy money power and moves the market according to their comfort.for example:-if the retail investor purchased heavily a particular company’s share at a particular price they will bring down the price of that particular company’s share by their power of selling (for this they have huge quantity of shares always in thier account with the help of promoters) similarly.if retail investor have created heavy short position they will take the price to higher side by their money power by purchasing it in open market…….so my advise is to keep yourself away from this market and save your hard earned money…feel free to conatct at any time..

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