I don’t know if my company has its own rules or not but then jo bhi hai bahut hi kharab hai.
Now as I said yesterday that they want the salary date to be 15th of every month, I fail to understand and appreciate the logic behind it.Its already 29th and people have already started asking me “kab aa rahi hai salary” as 7th is sunday so everyone is expecting before the weekend………….but then the poor souls………..what wud happen and how wud they feel when they will realise that its gonna be 15th!!!!!!!!!!
The reason is same that they want the attrition to be controlled.I have put a bet with my operations coordinator that things will not change no matter what ‘cos salary was never an issue in my organization but the happenings on floor are and yes the office politics(and i hate it like anything).The CEO says that the agents will not leave ‘cos they will not get the jobs mid month.Why can’t he see a simple fact thru his specs that even we recruit mid month then why won’t any other organization recruit them during mid month?????? Then there is another bloke Steve to be taken care of.He can speak all the bull shit to any one but when he needs help then it will all honey and sugar and he will come after you calling you ‘honey’ and ‘darling’ etc etc………………and he is the culprit who want this to happen…………
Yesterday, our whole part time shift from 9 am to 3 pm has resigned.Reason - insecurity of job.How will they ever overcome this insecurity by postponing the salary transfer date?
Then Sachin says-’divya you are an emotional decision maker.’ Well let me admit, being a libran I am a decision maker who always takes time to make decision…………but then salary transfer has nothing to do with emotions.Its a simple fact that I have worked for the whole month, reported to work on time, sat late as well to finish their pending works to work out their meetings, called up clients/vendors even after the office time to coordinate things then why can’t these idiots pay us on time??????
I am on look out for a law that prohibits all this………….anyone reading…….in case they have any fair idea about such law then do let me know…………….I just want to make sure that employees do not suffer due to the whims and fancies of the top slot…….
Why do boys go to temples?
Becoz temple is the only place where u can find……………….
……………………………………………
Pooja
Bhawna
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
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………………… AND
Finally………………………………..
TRIPTI……………………….(source email from a friend)
I hate this………..now these stupid want that the salary be transferred on every 15th of the month.
Why the hell can’t they do something more reasonable????????
Source - email from a friend……………
This is also to add to Chandra Mohan’s blog - Men are stupid………….
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the
guys’ side of the story. (I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note… these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!
1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just
say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like
nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer
you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine…Really
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight; but did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like
camping.
Source - email from a friend……………
ET has opened a debate on "Is Premji right to go against job quotas in Wipro?"
As expected most of the posts agree with him… here is someone who put this in a very diff way J
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I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let’s start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by a OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century.
We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal.
Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.
There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let’s recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country…)
Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country…)
Let’s be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward…
Let’s show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let’s be proud of being an INDIAN..
May the good breed of politicians like ARJUN SINGH long live…
Yesterday I was at home in Ghaziabad on weekend.
Me, my mother, my younger brother - Aditya and my cousin - Runjhun were sitting together and having kharbooja among ourselves.Somebody had come in to meet papa so he was missing from the group.
Adi also comes on weekend from AIIMS, he is in First year of MBBS and we are kinda proud of the lad ‘cos he was the sixth ranker in AIIMS and First Rank Holder in Delhi PMT etc etc………….so one can imagine whenever he is back at home he is treated as raja……….not that we mind but then he is an overgrown kid…………7 years difference between both of us.
So back to muskmelon………….mummy was pissed off at the fruit seller because he was not weighing properly at the time of purchase………..the scales were not being balanced as usual…………
While peeling off the kharbooja mummy casually commented - “bahut ki bekar sabjiwala thaa, baar baar dandi maar raha thaa.”
Now when she said that dandi maar raha tha she meant that seller did not weigh the fruit properly and its was less in quantity…………..look what happens when u did not understand the implication…………….
Runjhun hails from kanpur and she stays with us as she is doing her graduation from here.When my mom said dandi maar di…………she went point blank and said - ” dandi maar di, aapko.”
Adi and myself burst out laughing
Adi - “haan dandi maar di or yeh toh bewakoof hain ki dandi khane ke baad bhi usse kharbooje kahreed layin”
Mummy , me and adi could not stop laughing and we had to explain her what it meant……….
The whole day we kept her teasing -”dandi maar di”
Hey I am back from break………..and I am back with a bang.
Good for me………..atleast I had some smiling faces welcoming me back to office with comments like”arrey koi kitne dino baad office aaya hai”
It was refreshinh to be back to work and to be at peace with self for the time being.Yes there are some lonely moments when I miss Yogesh but so far fine and I think I will be eventually sail thru the crisis………….yet to know about him as to how is he handling.In case he did finalise the girl then as such he has something to look forward to and I hope he has ‘cos he was weaker emotionally than me.Lets hope for the best for him…………
Office is as such lots of hullaboo………people asking me about the trip and I regailing them with the incidents that never took place except a few close ones………….oh Yes ! got the complement for reducing kilos and shedding that puppy fat……….credit goes to Yogesh.He felt that I was too fat for him and he was not too thin for me so i had hit the gym and simulatneously joined vlcc and lot of diet monitoring…………and yes the results are out with people approaching me and asking what did i do………….yipee……………….thankfully people who know about the breakup are supporting and keeping me in cheerful spirit.
Good that I am back to office………..back to work…………for once I feel that I belong to this place may be for the time being……………..
I am back from Nainital.
I came back alone though we went five in number including the driver.
As such I was suppose to be back on 17th but then i ran from there and hit the home on 16th itself……….reason being they were to be back on 18th and on 18th I was to go back to Gurgaon—–My Karambhoomi—–and no i was not ready to cope up with the fatigue of travelling and all and on top of that my Breakup with Yogesh.
About nainital……….my second or rather third trip to that place, been always the audit as reason to touch base.This time also it was audit and the difference was that I was on official leave and wanted to meet Dev Sir, my one of the sweetest friend, pretty senior but you cannot miss the energy he has for life and its infectious.
Nights were spent at Bhimtal.Its one of the place i would always love to revisit.Unlike nainital, this place is yet to be commercially exploited.And if one is looking for peace and solace away from the city then this is the place one should visit.A beautiful lake all surrounded by hills………..its amazing, just 128 feet deep.U can do boating as well but in night it is fabulous, U can just sit there and relax.
Well………….My night was not fabulous.Myself at Bhimtal and Yogesh in Ratnagiri…….we just talked and finally broke up after a courtship of 7-8 months.I cried, lay there thinking and pondering over what had happened………but was it useful, no it was not.He simply doesn’t wish to go against his mother’s wish of getting the girl from same community ie marathi and of same caste…………it was me who was fighting with my parents that his OBC status doesn’t matter.What difference does it make if I am pundit brahmin and he from other backward caste from Thane………..to me it did not………he was a fine guy with engg degree and MBA tag from Narsee Monji and he worked with a reputed pvt bank……….but then it was not destined to happen so it did not.He said he loved me and I believed him but then what difference does it make now…………its been 3 days that we did not speak, nor exchanged any sms…….I hope the girl he was suppose to see on sunday has been finalised as his life partner……..I have just stopped feeling infact gone numb.I am at home……so far the things are ok, I am not thinking much about him, the test will be rally tough when I am all alone in Gurgaon at my room.I miss him and hope that he misses me too.
I told my senior that I want to go back.He asked me the reason and I could not tell him but then he is just six months elder to me so finally when he asked me in the bank the reason as to why I want to go back, I told him and he did not speak.He simply said I should have talked to him in the night itself, he was awake till 11 or so.I just smiled.He is lucky that he got married to his lady love.He understood.We quickly called up our senior most partner and explained that my leaves have been cancelled and I am suppose to rush back.It paid and I was back on 16th noon.
Day after tomorrow I start my office, usual hullaboo and other stuff………the same old politics, the same backbiting and other usual stuff in which I am a misfit……..I am still waiting for that simple enlightment when I will know what do I need to to do in life……….The kind of work that I will always love in which there will be no boredom and the one which I will do becasue I like to do not because I have to utilisde my degree as a CA…………just one hint from somewhere and I will be off to that destination no matter what……..
I am back from my trip to nainital and hopefully for good…………..
………….it was such a long one that I hate to rewrite it…………….
Then I posted another line that I can’t bloody locate my blog under the category - I hate this……………woh bhi ur gaya………………..