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November 7th, 2008

Yipee! Tomorrow no office, well as such Saturdays are off but being in accounts we end up working on most of the Saturdays, huh! But then tomorrow is off and guess why am I so glad? I can catch up a little more sleep which I should not. Rather I should be exercising religiously because of my ever green weighty issues. I had made some breakthrough in this by doing yoga for almost one & half months and I was quite impressed with the results and then I became lazy (as usual, what is so new about it) and so I am back to square one.


This Indian Idol is kind of pain because my hubby gets full control of the remote. And then he will not budge from this funny show! I mean I have nothing against it but then it doesn't hold my attention. Never mind the fact nothing on TV holds my attention as such. However, quite a few ones are quite good. Like radha ki betiyaan, thank God there is no more that rona dhona and all those scheming plots. Then that Baalika Vadhu on colors is pretty fine. I mean it holds you on seat.The old granny is really mind blowing in her performance. I also watch Nach Baliye as well. Well, I like dancing though I am not much a dancer myself, however, I shake my leg whenever given the choice. Mil gaya remote mujhe! I have settled for NDTV Imagine. Some talk show on the movie Dostana. It seems to be a good movie but then u may never know the surprises which movies hold. But the promos are cool and Abhishek and John are looking fantastic. And I love the song Desi Girl! The beats are ek dum mast. Its makes a quite a dancing song. Ok enough of stupid TV and movie talks.


Today we had a kind of debate in office ' whether kurti is a formal dress?  Well, it was more of it in our team. Now there are varieties of them available in market! The boss was in fix! "I don't even understand what a kurti is?" "Is it this long? Or is it upto this lenghth?" His hands were moving in action with his words. I am not sure how one reacts to this. I mean it doesn't happen daily that all of sudden your


Boss comes and asks what on earth a kurti is? I had this confused reaction on my face and I wanted to burst out in laughter. But then I didn't do any of these and in turn told him that even I wear a few of them and that too on weekdays. This confused him all the more and imagine all this was happening in whispers (quite audible to my manager though) so finally he diverted us to HR! After all the hulla boo we found that we can wear kurtis on weekdays but yes we should maintain the decency and all that stuff. Answers are welcome J. Quite a day for all of us and in the middle of this confusion we had our deadlines to be met which I guess we did meet. I am not sure though but the achievement of the day is "we can wear kurtis with formal pants to office".  Thank God, else, it would have burnt a hole in my pocket 'cos I don't have those many shirts but kurtis heeee heeee ..


Tomorrow's agenda ' we have to locate a house for us which we can call home because our owner has sold the 1st floor which we used to occupy. We still occupy though we have to move out in 3 months. Hopefully, the next post will be on our search! Till then take care, God Bless!


P.S. The title to this blog is from one of the comments I got. Random Thoughts, thanks to Smriti J

No Title

October 29th, 2008


Its been actually very long time that I wrote something and posted on Iland. I guess I am having Writer's Block (as if I am a very big established writer!). I mean as such there is no such good reason that I should not have written. However, the fact is that I have not written.


Now what am I writing that also I am not too sure. It's all mixed up in my mind and on top of that in this laptop, the cursor keeps jumping here and there. Why on earth? I don't know. I will be writing a sentence and all of sudden it will jump back to the first sentence. Anyone who knows this how to rectify, please let me know! Ok back to blog ..topic what should it be? It can be anything; I will come to that later. But what should I write today. May be about the life after marriage, well, rediff iland played a major role in that heeee heee, the regular ones on the Iland know. Hang on! There is no major change in me except that I have chopped off my hair (see I told u after effects of marriage!). My hubby has gone bald (well, that's usual I guess for men, they shed hair after marriage). Jokes apart. One of the main reasons that I didn't write was my pathetic job and that creepy place where that office is situated. Now that I am out of it, I find myself very sober and in place. Yeah! Mentally!!!!!


The new one is cool. I mean really cool. Touch wood! The boss is kind of Funny. A short but very active man. He will appear out of nowhere. And mind you, you should never go to him for solutions (until u have one) because you will be back as one confused entity! Move on the finance controller. Oh my God, what a smile? Well that's until he smiles. Before he smiles, one is under impression that he is dead pan. He is one hell of a mathematical guy who can drive you nuts with his logics and calculations. He has this thing called 'gut feeling' about matters not being right and man what a hunch! Its always correct. This FC and the boss, the VP are made for each other it seems. They make a good pair though they are married and have kids. We are a team of 20 plus. Quite a good number. My manager is also a cool person until he loses his cool which he did finally on last Saturday with me after good 10 months. As of now he seems to have again cooled down. My manager is the coolest one J


And the best part is that my office is very near to my home, heeee heeee, I know that some are actually jealous, I can smell it, something burning. Work apart. What all did I do in last one and half years. I can't stop cursing this cursor, see it jumped again and in last few minutes it has created circus all over. Imagine I had an off today and since morning I am whiling away my time just like that. And all of sudden at 9 p.m. I remember that I should write something. That's insane actually. I should be hitting the sack 'cos it's horrible to go to office after two days' off! Specially, when a person like me has the sleeping problem, and when u know that somewhere down the line your manager is pissed off at you for no good reason. But then me is me (I hope that's a correct one!).


 


Between, today we watched this movie called "Hello" and sorry it should be called Hello, u buffalo or something like that. It is not a right number at all. Its sick, specially after reading a book and then watching it materialize on screen is really really what you say a big Oh Noooooooooooooooooo. There are quite a good movies which are based on some books but then this one! I mean waiting for your chopper, a chopper instead of whiling away your time in train. I am not a critic but then the only saviours in the movie are Sohail Khan and Sharmaan Joshi. Just read the book and that's the end of it. I am sorry to say but then the book was ok, I can't figure out what was so special about it. Amongst the 3 books written by Bhagat, Five Point someone is the best. I mean that's my personal opinion, no hard feelings towards anyone.


In between (this means the one and half years in Bangalore), I have been able to catch up a few Ilanders. Rajesh Vora, Oliva, Ashwini, Tamilini A, Nischal, Wise Donkey, Deepa, Myna and Amit Agarwal are the ones whom I have met in person. No I didn't meet them all together at one go. I met them at two different point of time. Oh yes! It should not be one and half years. It's more than that. One year and almost nine months. It will be complete two years in Bangalore on 27th of January 2009. I should be more precise being a C.A, which means it's all about the numbers but then let it be.


It appears to be pretty fine as of now with this all mixed up writing. I hope I will be a regular one on Iland soon. Between, a friend commented in my guest book that I keep getting featured as "Ilander on Move", so does that mean if I move a lot or something like that? Even I am not sure what does that mean .may be 'cos we don't visit Iland that often so we get termed as Ilanders on Move ..if anyone reading this knows about the term the please be kind to throw some light on the term. Till then, u guys take care.


And yes, although late, wishing everyone on Iland a very Happy and Prosperous Deepwali.


P.S. I still can’t figure out the title to be given to the post hence it goes by the name “No Title” :P

Long Time No Post!

June 22nd, 2007

……this is how I am feeling now sitting in front of the PC and watching the TV as well. I am watching the Indian Idol and all tamil serials(advantage of getting married in a tamil family! or rather add on benefit ya phir ek ke saath ek free…..heeee-heeee).
It’s been really long that i posted a blog, no apparent reason but then the life is busy with work and only work.
Coming back to work, it’s been bad……………and worse!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok ok i know i was complaining that i had no work in office(well that was bench period as they say, i guess) and now it is only work and nothing else. The late sittings, the back bitings, the work pressure and what not.Books are in mess and it is getting messier day by day. I just fail to understand as to why always it is been the same work for me……cleaning the mess created by others!! And guess what? The boss is egoistic, he has veeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy long nose(if that sounds correct! no it is not funny in any case).My colleagues from admin say to be beware of him( i guess i should hang a board outside his cubicle”beware of boss”) ‘cos he does not like people replying back to him, huh! Whatsoever, i am pissed off now. And yes I wept, sob sob like a kid, when I saw my patidev waiting for me.Yeah,it was yesterday when I left the office all bugged up in a meeting.I thought I can manage but as I crossed the road, my eyes were all in tears and by the time I reached the bike I was sobbing.Raj had no clue what is happening and poor chap stood there calming me.Horrible-horrible!!

So I thought that now I should relax a bit after the hullaboo during the week.Tomorrow I have to go and attend my ISA class and kal humari photo khichegi…..…..tomorrow i assume it will be full attendance inthe class as it is second last class.Otherwise, we always bunked the class.Actually the very first faculty was so good, he spoiled us.He made us laugh and taught well and finished the class before the scheduled time.Once we got into this trend, we expected a lot better in other classes but then…….and hence we bunked or slept or people like me read other books with the course book open!!!!!
Now I am watching two more serials on TV along with the blog.Again musical serials……hmmmmm what else? Yes!!!!! the weather in bangalore…….it is raining and it is chilled out………….oooooooooooooooo i am feeling cold too! It’s funny.Rains in my hometown were never so chilly, it was more of fun, people coming out and splashing water on each other.But here i don’t think i can go and dance in rain ‘cos it is so chilled here buhooooooooooobuhooooooo!! I sleep like a baby in quilt without fan, abhi bhi mujhe thand lag rahi hai…..mere feet ek dum chilled out  Lots of Chill, huh!
Abhi aur kya, kuch nahin…….my hubby is telling me to copy and paste the blog and singing in some weird manner and i am telling him not to distract me…….kuch idhar udhar ki - a cousin got engaged, another is in line, I got a new haircut (which is already grown old, almost a month, heee heee - ok let me try this one Ho ho ho ho, hu hu;hee hee sound old but old is gold so heeeee heeee), i have got lots of pimples thanks to the weather which i don’t know how is it? Watched ta ra rum pum, started reading - The monk who sold his ferrari, oh Yes!!!!!!! I wore saree to office atleast 3 times without creating a mess of myself…….or kya yes,my pati dev is changing his beard almost daily(I don’t have the name for his beard, i know only two - french and goatee ).

Okie dokie, now it is goodnight else I will sleep in the class tomorrow.ZZZzzzzzzz…..and before this blog disappears, I should post it……..A big Hi to everyone on the Iland and yup I missed the blogs and friends here…..some even reverted back saying that marriage is keeping me busy……so here I am back with a blog…..do visit and post the comment.
Take care & God Bless!

PJs

April 5th, 2007

…..I laughed in the morning when i read them…..some stupid PJs….all old ones but then u will always enjoy them ; atleast I did so I thought let me post them here too………who knows whose day is made after they laugh on reading these……….A friend of mine sent me through Orkut……so here u go!

Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada….autowala usko
us k ghar le gaya aur 100 rs liya. actually, it wouldn’t have
costed more than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he
was not able to see anything.kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then,
raat hote hi, uski aankh theekh ho gayi and he was able to see
everything
clearly.
WHY
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Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!


Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:
Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?
Gadha: Apple khaane
Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
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Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!



Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with Champi, > > the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and she
rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu
is very sad,
so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see- saw at the
garden.
Suddenly the see- saw breaks… and they burst to a
song………………. guess which one……………………….

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See- Saw ho ya dil ho…. aakhirrrrrr…toot jaata hai….toot
jaata hai…toot jaata hai….!!!!!

One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4
Rs.4 for the pan but James Bond gives him only Rs 1.5. When paan
waala asks him for the rest of the money …Bond replies …..?????
Take a guess
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Dhai (2.5)another day………


Have a great laugh
Have a great day!!!!!!!

Why am i here?

October 17th, 2006

Here I am sitting all alone in the new cabin……….well it is actually meant for 3 people but then there are no more 2 others who will share the room with me in the coming days.
Yesterday they asked my junior to quit as well as asked the other admin guy to leave. No reasons were given as such except that the facility is small now and hence they have no work for them…………..great.Yesterday my fortune was like this on orkut - you are next in line in promotion in your firm.  and i burst out laughing and we joked around that i am next in line to be asked to leave the organization.………….but then with me its never going to happen atleast not in next two months ‘cos being the finance person may be i know too much about them and their financials, huh!
Never mind all this, I was actually jealous of the freedom of my junior and awestruck by the smile on his face when he said - ‘I am happy that i have been releived.” These were the same words spoken by one more friend of mine when she was asked to leave the organisation.……………….why is it that anyone who leaves this place is more than happy? I was on leave for 4 days or rather 2 days cos I can actually claim saturday as weekly off and one was sunday.Now when i had to come to office on Monday, there was only one voice whcih I heard inside me - why? Whole of the day I had this question in my mind as to why am i sitting in this pathetic place? I asked the external consultant as to how much time will he require for getting a new person………..and he had the fit of laughter.I asked his whats wrong? He tells me that in case I submit the written resignation to the GM world, he will tear it apart………….then he shared GMs fear with me.It happend on Friday.The GM literally asked him if he is actually sure that I am going to be back on Monday.He said yes, as far as he knows I am coming back on monday.Then the GM asks him - “Is she planning to leave too?”……………very good so he has this thing in mind.I want to put in papers right away
The problem is not with the work, not with the pay, not with the environment but the way they work.Absolutely autocratic! As if their father owns the company………I have been trying to make sense to them but then it’s of no use……………

I guess I had a good time back home.I managed to do pretty good shopping fo gifts for diwali.Then took mummy to buy her slippers and I knew she did not like the slippers which she bought but I am not too sure as to why on earth did she buy………..the pataofying exercise is going on kinds……….though now mom and dad both know.They think that my brother doesnt know about him but I had told him…………and hey i know his secret now………..as i wrote in the earlier blog that he was suppose to tell me about some complexity…………..and i guessed it right, he has a girlfriend and i managed to speak with her too……………………..so far so………..and yes we got the best gift for diwali………………an off on diwali……………..yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tagging Vicky…………..

September 16th, 2006

Here’s a little get to know me fun game…be a sport and please keep it going.
Here’s what you need to do…cut and paste this entire blog (yep…no copyright!) and answer the questions and paste it on your page…at the end  name the person you want to tag and leave a message for the person with your link on his/her guestbook page…The next tag you replace the previous person’s answer with your own and tag someone else and follow the same process again…don’t break this…check out what others have to say…

1. How tall are you barefoot?
    I am 5 feet more than 2 inches but less than 3 inches


2. Have you ever smoked before?
    Well ' well I don't even smoke now so there is no question of smoking 
    earlier



3. Do you own a gun?
    Nopes, I wish I should own a gun and then I have shot down all my 
   bosses .
  

4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
    I am born with one (I guess that's the reason I am answering all these stupid
   questions posed by this one stupid bloke!)


5. How many letters are in your crush’s name?
    I have already been crushed so no names now ..


6. What’s your favorite silly song?
    "Meri bhains ko danda kyun maara"


7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
     Tea .



8. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
     Damn the office!(I am here in the office at 4:30 a.m.)   

9. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
     Look into the eyes.
  
10. Do you own a knife?
      Yes, to be used in kitchen only


11. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
      Amit is handsome pig who is one duffer to start this stupid tag game
      I am another stupid to be answering all these
      I want to kill him



12. Name the last things you have bought today.
      Parle ' G biscuit to be eaten with tea   
 
13. Name five drinks you regularly drink.
      Water, Tea, neembu pani,nariyal pani & lemonade in the mess               

14. What time did you wake up today?
      Precisely at 2:50 a.m!!!!!   

15. What song do you want played at your funeral?
       "choti si kahani se, baarishon ke paani se" from ijaazat 


16. What song did you last hear?
       Tu hi meri shab hai playing right now as well
   
17. Favorite place to be?
      My bedroom in Ghaziabad

  
18. Least favorite place to be?
      My ex-boss's office ..i hate it 'cos it doesn't have anything which 
     I can stare at so I have to see right into the face of my ex ' boss ..


19. Do you own slippers?
      Yup .did this bloke thinks that I will walk barefoot and I want
      to use those Slippers on him



20. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 yrs?
      I live in today .     
   
21. Do you burn or tan?
      Tan

22. Yellow and blue?
       Blue Sky, blue sea just blue ..


23. What songs do you sing in the shower?
       None ..only my radio buzzez .  
     
24. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
      That I will not be able to sleep peacefully ..till date!!!!!

25. What’s in your pockets right now?
      A cheque worth Rs.1.10 lakhs!!!!!!! 
     
26. Last thing that made you laugh?
     My and my friend's night and morning walk to have tea on the road side 
    vendor's tea stall at 4:45 a.m .. 


 27. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
       Can't recall .


28. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
      When I broke my right foot, still nursing the injury ..sob sob



29. Do you wish on stars?
      Which star ..i hope the one in the sky .yes, I wish on them, I own the 
      brightest star 
in the sky
 
30. What were you doing 1 AM last night??
       Sent love message to someone who dreams about me

Working Hard!

August 26th, 2006

 

One more Saturday in the office and i am all sleepy  as usual. Why can’t i have a Saturday Off yaar? The management in Australia has it, buhooo-buhooo but then fine i come to office and declare i will not work, heeeee-heeeeeeeeeeeee……..and have some real fun.
Normally we will gang up on the breakfast table and do a time pass and pull each other’s leg or else ‘cos it’s a casual dress day, we will stare at ppl and give our expert comments……..I can hear the song ‘mere angne mein tumhara” on the floor……..today we ate paranthas at 6:15 in the morning, well no need to be surprised. The cab driver was going alongwith our admin guy to eat paranthas and i over heard the same, infact the cabbie said - ” madam aap chaloge”, I pondered over and said - “4 paranthe le aana” and paid them the money.So here we were me, training manager, asstt hr manager and hr executive gobbling up aalo pyaz parantha with butter……….yummmmmmmyyyyyyyy…..oh oh theek hai, i will go to the gym and burn the calories.

Hey, Vidhya got married on 21st August, few of us were there in person to wish her(not me, i sent her an e-card)……..and we have some good going on the orkut forum………also, some of them met in banglore(again i was not there)………but again we have some good going on orkut……….Congrats Vidhya and Karthik………May God Bless both of them……….

Yesterday Sir sent me a sms telling that he read my blogs!……I could feel that churn in my tummy. So meanwhile, i sent a sms back, i instantly clicked google and started searching out by the name of my company. I had put in the name in one or two blogs but had removed. But two of them still had it so i edited them then and there………..well - well as were exchanging the sms, he called up and told me that he had good laugh over this……..…..hmmmm, now i assume that he has read them all or rather one day he would have read them all(he will read this one as well, lol!!!!)……….i am not sure if i am ok with it or not but then i don’t feel bad about it……jo hai woh hai. Jo hoga woh dekh lenge………then i wrote him a letter.
Today I will meet my mamu, it’s been long that we sat together and chatted.He is free today ‘cos mami is not at home.The programme wud have been a movie that too late night with a friend but then i don’t know we both end up at each other’s wit’s end ready to kill.I don’t know about him but yes on my side it is always like that. I still fail to understand as to what is there in his mind……..never mind but this time i just managed to piss him off as usual, heeeeeeeeeee-heeeeeeeeee…….
But i will go home today, mamu will only drop me. Next weekend will be spent pulling my hair ‘cos it’s payroll and again we are at the mercy of ops, nonsense.I have to get the memory card changed (of my cell, Nis not of mind!, I know if he wud have been here in person, both Vicks and he will say this only!), ok now enough of the teeth bearing both of u, shut up and keep reading……… also, to get the handsfree checked, some problem. Ek kaankhajure mein awaz aati hai ek mein nahi……..…..again mamu will take me there on his bike. was trying to post something whacky but i tried twice and then gave up ‘cos every time i will lose some matter………….………..it said the honest truth about men(I donno whether it was true or not but PC and God was on their side and hence i am unable to post it…………)
Never mind that………have fun on weekend………take care………
I am still sulking on my workstation and trying hard to work hard

How to identify places in India………..

July 28th, 2006

I found this funny, i am not sure if others will appreciate this but my Asstt. HR Manager sent me this and we had some good laugh over this………..I assume that others will also find this funny………….hey but some part is true…………..



—–HOW TO IDENTIFY PLACES IN INDIA


Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing a bout who’s right.

You are in Kolkata!!

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That’s Mumbai.

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &tries to make peace. The first two get together &beat him up.

That’s Delhi.

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall.

That’s Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos of a bug in the program.

Of course that’s Bangalore!

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.

That’s Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANA

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting and the third, fourth, fifth one joins in. Finally two political parties are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN BIHAR

What say????????????????

TimePass Shayari

June 24th, 2006

Hey, I got this one from……well don’t ask me ‘cos again there will be lot of hue & cry……..I just managed to get it.This shayari is one timepass and I am posting it as the fisrt thing in the morning ‘cos whole day I will be one ‘pretatma’ in the body of Divya Sharma, trying to pull all the ends together………….heee-heee………….arrey data toh ur gaya na tally mein, aaj ka din laga kar kaam khatam paisa hajam………….main ghar bhi nahi ja rahi.There is lot of commotion due to this in my old office and my ex-boss is cursing me for making their programme chaupat!!!!!!!!! Somehow I fail to understand as to why can’t he let me go………….at times I feel very happy about this but then yes then he is the one you cannot trust……………..anyways yeh sab baad mein……..lets have some good laugh on the shayari…………….



     Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon 
     Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon 
      Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon…………………..

 

 

      Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile,
      Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile,

      Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
      Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile

 

      pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein,
      agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein,
      teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein,
      aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.

 

      Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
      Har deewar ko dekha
      Har meenar ko dekha
      Har kaleen ko dekha
      Har khidki ko dekha
      aur bola……..
      MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!

 

 

(Pls Read in the rythm of… Tum to Thahre pardesi,Saath kyaa Nibhaaoge!)

      Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!
      Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!

      Subah Doodh waali ke Haathon.. Tum pakde Jaaoge…!
      Gar Bach gaye to bhiiiiii…! Bhag ke Kahan Jaaoge….!

      Tum to Chhup Jaaoge lekin.., bhains Kahan Chhupaaoge..!
      Tum to Thare bakri Chor…., Bhains Kya Churaaoge………….!!!

 

      Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
      husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,
      hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye,
      AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE….

 

 

      Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi

      Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
      Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
      Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi


      TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
      TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
      SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.


      Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote…..
      Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote…..
      Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote

      ladka bola :
      kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
      bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.

      Ladki boli:
      Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
      kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.


      Ladki boli:
      Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
      Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

      Ladka bola :
      Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
      Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga.

 

      O shayeri sunne walo jara
      Gor se suno
      Age ka nahi aata
      Kisi aur se suno

 
“When one door of happiness closes, another opens but aften we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.”…………..this was the closing thought of this shayari……………….its a nice thought so I thought let it be there.
Have a good day………………………


Some Sweet Extremes

June 3rd, 2006

I found this one in my ex’s mailbox and I copied ‘cos i literally burst out laughing after I read this…………ok, how do i access the mail box, well, i am one good soul on this earth so earlier when we were in relationship, I used to chk his mail box out of what………..even i don’t know, i felt it was love but even now i chk his mail box out of what…………well again I am stuck I don’t know.Well just to help him out if there is any urgent mail in his mailbox which requires his attention…………ok this time just like a good friend out there to help him nothing more than that nothing less than that.Anyways chaddo pare……….here goes, some stupid and mast heights of exteremities…………….I hope that even u guys burst out laughing…………



EXTREME OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each
other.


EXTREME OF COWARDICE:

Two persons fighting through emails.


EXTREME OF HELPLESSNESS:

Receiving no emails for a week.


EXTREME OF FRUSTRATION:

The email server being down.


EXTREME OF CARELESSNESS:

Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’


EXTREME OF ACHIEVEMENT:

A person sending email to a girl wanting to become friends and getting
a reply.


EXTREME OF TIMEPASS:

A person sending email to himself.


EXTREME OF REPETITION:

Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded
back to you by some one in the receiving chain.


EXTREME OF BROWSING:

You are swimming in the water tank and shout “F1 F1 F1?” instead of shouting “HELP” when u are unable to swim..


EXTREME OF MY FRIENDSHIP:

I always mail, u don’t.


EXTREME OF HAVING NO WORK:

You reading such mails.