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boss

As usual , guys this anger filled post is dedicated to my boss.

My boss wants all of us to work and ensure that we r never running without work seems he is sadistic.

When he finds a smile on a colleagues face, he makes it sure that the same smile is not there again by spraying some baygon spray.

when he finds two people taking, something starts churning in his stomach and he makes it a point to churn those people who are interacting with each other making them sign long circulars.

When in the meeting , he asks for few suggestions and if some poor soul is interested enough to comment or give a suggestion, he makes it sure that only his suggestion is implemented , though he smiles at the given suggestion of that poor soul.

When u grieve about something, he’ll advice u not to complain  but to drink complain milk.

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i supposed u have missed some spare parts in the bosses.

Posted in Boss.

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By – September 1, 2009

happiness

We all pray for good luck, good opportunities  in our life.

we ask for all sort of things but we forget to ask for peace of mind from almighty GOD!

i read a story in one of the newspaper. it was that once a man goes to GOD with his borken dreams and asks GOD to mend his dreams,then when GOD starts doing it, then the man starts giving advise to GOD that do this in this manner and that in that manner.Finally after a long time, the man picks up his shattered dreams and says to GOD, ” U r taking so long to repair them.” GOD smiles and then answers ” But , my child,when did u let me repair it. I haven’t yet started.”

True , like in this story , we pray and ask GOD for giving us a particular event in our life, and then when it happens , we no longer enjoy it .

we find problems in it and come up with another condition and then we think if that gets fulfilled then we will surely be happy.

But alas! most of us are always unhappy about one or the other thing.

Can’t we just trust GOD and feel that whatever GOD does will be surely good for us.After all can’t we just work hard and expect little .

Can’t we just let ourself happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted in Personal.

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By – August 20, 2009

quotes

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.

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Those who do not hate their own selfishness and regard themselves as more important than the rest of the world are blind because the truth lies elsewhere.

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The heart has reasons that reason cannot know.

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Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life…You give them a piece of you. They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should be just friends’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love."

 Neil Gaiman quotes

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Posted in Personal.

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By – August 17, 2009

ARISTOTLE QUOTES

Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody’s power and is not easy.
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At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst.
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Change in all things is sweet.

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Education is the best provision for old age.

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Happiness depends upon ourselves.

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I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self.
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Posted in Philosophy.

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By – August 11, 2009

3 dimensional printers

we all are aware of printers and have been teaching students about the printers like dot matrix printers and laser printers , whereas western countries are using 3 dimensional scanners and printers popularly for various fields.

3 dimensional printers are used to form precise models by burning layer by layer of a solid material . 3D printers are generally faster, more affordable and easier to use than other additive manufacturing technologies.

This technology is commonly used in the jewellery, footwear, industrial design, architecture, automotive, aerospace, detective ,dental and medical industries.

Posted in Technical.

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By – August 11, 2009

one liners

By learning to obey, you will know how to command. (Italian Proverb)

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, “How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?”

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have. (Abraham Lincoln)

Dad: Someone who hopes his sons will turn out to be just like him, and who is afraid his daughters will meet someone who did.

Dear God,
So far today,
I’ve done all right.
I haven’t gossiped.
I haven’t lost my temper.
I haven’t been greedy, grumpy,
nasty, selfish or overindulgent.

I’m very thankful for that.

But in a few minutes, God,
I’m going to get out of bed;
and from then on, I’m probably
going to need a lot more help.
Amen .

hope u liked these tags by Herman.

Posted in Friends.

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By – August 8, 2009

live and let live

Suppose the average human life in today’s world is not more than 60 years. If you analyse the break-up of activities associated with these 60 years of your life, you can see that it more or less matches with the following:

  • 12 Years in Working
  • 22 Years in Sleeping
  • 04 Years in Routine Travelling
  • 05 Years in Eating
  • 03 Years in Bathing, Dressing etc…
  • 06 Years in Useless Chatting, Gossip
  • 04 Years in Sickness & Illness
  • Balance ? Only 4 Years

Then why is  mankind  involved in activities that result in sufferings, terror, hatred, fighting, killings etc… in the short span of 4 years left to them. It needs to be utilized in a better way by doing all good things, helping others and thanking God for the opportunity given to us in being a human being and making our beautiful Earth a lovely place to live.

 Live and Let Live!!!!!

Posted in Philosophy.

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By – August 6, 2009

CHANAKYA’S QUOTES

“A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first
and Honest people are victimised first.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC)    
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“Even if a snake is not poisonous,
it should pretend to be venomous.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)    
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“The biggest guru-mantra is:
Never share your secrets with anybody. !
It will destroy you.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)  
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“There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no Friendship without self-interests.
This is a bitter truth.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)  

Posted in Philosophy.

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By – July 30, 2009

life

this is a post which my friend forwarded me. hope u like it!

God created the donkey


and said to him.
“You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live   50 years.”
The donkey answered:
“I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years”
God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God created the dog


and said to him:
“You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog. ”
The dog answered:
“Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.
” God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God created the monkey


and said to him:
“You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. ”
The monkey answered:
“To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years.”
God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally God created man …

and said to him:
“You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals..
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years.”

Man responded:
“Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
” God granted man’s wish
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And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,

marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That’s Life.

Is’nt it ??????????

Posted in Writing.

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By – July 21, 2009

amazing facts

Do U Know !!!!!!!

A Caterpillar has around 2000 taste buds.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 

A snail can sleep for three years. 

All polar bears are left handed.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. 

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

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By – June 26, 2009