one liners

By learning to obey, you will know how to command. (Italian Proverb)

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, “How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?”

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have. (Abraham Lincoln)

Dad: Someone who hopes his sons will turn out to be just like him, and who is afraid his daughters will meet someone who did.

Dear God,
So far today,
I’ve done all right.
I haven’t gossiped.
I haven’t lost my temper.
I haven’t been greedy, grumpy,
nasty, selfish or overindulgent.

I’m very thankful for that.

But in a few minutes, God,
I’m going to get out of bed;
and from then on, I’m probably
going to need a lot more help.
Amen .

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