I SAW HER CATCHING BUTTERFLIES IN FIELD TO GET COLORS IN HER HAND WHEN SHE WAS A KID
I SAW HER ARGUING WITH ME WHENEVER I WAS WRONG
I SAW HER PLAYING WITH ME AND ALWAYS ALLOWING ME TO WIN
I SAW HER SCOLDING ME WITH MY GRANNY FOR BEING MODERN
I SAW HER WRITING ALL MY ASSIGNMENTS AND WISHING ME TO PASS IN EXAMS
I SAW HER GOING WITH HER HUSBAND SAYING I MISS U MY BROTHER
LIFE IS FULL OF LOVE AND CARE
JUST LOVE ALL MOMENTS BECAUSE IT WONT COME AGAIN..
IT WAS A COLD NIGHT!
I WAS WALKING NEAR A FOOT PATH!
SOME POOR PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING NEAR BY!
A SMALL KID SLEEPING WITH A KITTEN!
DUE TO COLD HE HAD COVERED A CLOTH FOR HIMSELF AND THE KITTEN!
EVEN IN POOR CONDITIONS SOME LIVE HAPPILY!
SOME TIME A MULTI - MILLIONAIRE CANT BE HAPPY!
BUT A POOR PERSON CAN BE HAPPY WITH WHATEVER HE HAS!
U CAN GET ALL RICHES OF WORLD SOMEDAY BUT ITS ABOUT HOW U LIVE WITH WHATEVER U HAVE!
HAPPINESS IS A MERE GIFT
BUT GOD GIVES IT FOR THOSE WHO REALLY VALUE IT!
WHAT IS CALLED A GLOBAL LIFE
A LIFE WITH
ROYALTY OF LONDON
ROMANCE OF PARIS
DAYS OF NEW YORK
SUN OF BERLIN
RICHNESS OF TOKYO
MAGIC OF ROME
PRAYER OF VATICAN
LOVE OF NEW DELHI
COMFORT OF SYDNEY
WEATHER OF GENEVA
FOOD OF BEIJING
DIAMONDS OF KIMBERLY
CHILLNESS OF MOSCOW
AND
FRIENDS OF ALL WORLD
I ASKED GOD WHAT IS LIFE
HE TOLD LIVE AND SEE!
I ASKED GOD WHAT IS SMILE
HE TOLD LAUGH AND SEE!
I ASKED GOD WHAT IS HAPPINESS
HE TOLD MAKE SOME ONE HAPPY AND SEE!
I ASKED GOD WHAT IS FRIENDSHIP
HE TOLD MAKE FRIENDS AND SEE!
I ASKED GOD WHAT IS LOVE
HE TOLD SUFFER BUT STILL U WANT TO SEE!
I ASKED GOD WHAT IS VICTORY
HE TOLD WIN, LOSE AND WIN AGAIN U WILL SEE!
FINALLY
I ASKED GOD WHAT IS DEATH
HE SAID ONE DAY U WILL DIE BUT YOU CANT SEE!
YEARS ARE NOT ENOUGH WHEN LIVING BECOMES SO EASY AND EXCITING.
MONEY IS NOT ENOUGH WHEN SPENDING EXCEEDS EARNING.
LOVE IS NOT ENOUGH WHEN EXPECTATION IS MORE THAN LOVE.
FOOD IS NOT ENOUGH WHEN POPULATION INCREASES WITHOUT EMPLOYMENT.
INVENTIONS ARE NOT ENOUGH WHEN NECESSITY DEMANDS A LOT.
DREAMS ARE NOT ENOUGH WHEN REALITY IS SO FAST TO CATCH.
AS JAMES BOND SAYS
THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH
WHEN DREAMS COME TRUE.
MAY ALL UR SWEET DREAMS COME TRUE. MY DEAR FRIENDS.
I LIKE THE CLIMATE AFTER THE FIRST RAIN STOPS.
BECAUSE.
THE SMELL OF WET SOIL.
THE SPARKLING WATER DROPLETS ON FRESH LEAVES AND ROSES.
THE IMAGE OF RAINBOW ON WATER IN ROADS.
FRESH AIR FEELING THE WET CLOTH AND WET HAIR.
HOT COFFEE AND TASTY HOT SNACKS TO KEEP WARM IN RAIN.
COLD PALMS KEEPING THEM ON CHEEKS MAKES MORE CHILLNESS.
WET PUPPY PLAYING WITH ME IN RUNNING RAIN WATER.
WET BIRDS SITTING ON TREES TO MAKE THEMSELVES DRY.
A SUN THAT HAS LOST WAR WITH THE RAIN AND SHOWING HIS COOL FACE.
RAIN IS MAGIC
RAIN IS GIFT
RAIN COME AGAIN BUT PLEASE DON’T BRING ANY FLOODS WITH YOU!
SMILE —- PRICELESS GIFT OF GOD GIVEN TO EVERYONE! BUT SOME NOT USE IT AND SOME MISUSE IT! IF YOU SMILE FOREVER! HAPPINESS STAYS WITH YOU FOREVER MY FRIEND!
LIFE —- A LONG JOURNEY I KNOW WHEN IT STARTED! NO IDEA WHEN IT WILL END! WE CAME TO ENJOY THE JOURNEY OF LIFE! LETS DO IT HAPPILY UNTIL IT ENDS!
FRIENDS — WE DON'T KNOW HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP STARTED BUT WE WANT IT TO BE ABOVE HUMAN BONDING’S! MAKING GOOD FRIENDS IS NOT EASY! BUT LOOSING THEM IS VERY EASY! NEVER ALLOW YOUR EGO TO TAKE OVER YOU! I LOST MANY GOOD FRIENDS DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ALL NOW!
SUCCESS — A LITTLE EFFORT IS ENOUGH. LUCK WILL HELP YOU WHEN YOU WORK WITH BELIEF! ALL SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE WILL SAY IT WAS MY DAY SO I AM HERE! ACHIEVING SUCCESS REQUIRES STRONG BELIEF ON YOU! REST HAPPENS ON ITS OWN!
Here are some different customers to handle.. Check out its really funny..
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…
Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…
Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
