How Tuff to be a Tech Support. (Just For Fun)
Here are some different customers to handle.. Check out its really funny..
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…
Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…
Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: “P”…..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
fantastic one!!!!!!!!!!!
1Nice humour, Murali…..
2really gud one
3Really good ones!
4Murali….very nice….all the best
5Wow!!!!!!!!! greta fun with all these Q & A…………thanx to share this here……………….*Deepak*
6it was fun going through it, nice one..
7since i have been working with Compaq - i know - this may sound strange but it is the blunt truth - tech support = wow - what a patience YOU all NEED
8enjoyed it………….nice post
9very nice
10That was fun indeed:))
11nice one, thanks for sharing
12hehehhe!………..poor techy guys
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