A teacher told her young class to ask their parents For a family story with a moral at the end of it, and To return the next day to tell their stories.
The moral of the story is not to put all Your eggs in one basket..
“Very good,” said the teacher.
“The moral of this story is not to count Your chickens before they”re hatched ..”
“Very good ,” said the teacher again, very pleased with The response so far.
Next it was Barney”s turn to tell his story: “My dad
Told me this story about my Aunt Karen . Aunt Karen Was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got Hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all She had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a Machete.”
“Go on,” said the teacher, intrigued.
“Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to
Prepare herself; then she landed right in the middle Of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of Them with the machine gun until she ran out of Bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete Till the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten With her bare hands.”
“Good heavens,” said the horrified teacher,
“What did Your father say was the moral of that frightening Story?”
The child said “Stay away from Aunt Karen when she”s
been Drinking ”
Funny………
what a moral…..????????????? Ha Ha
Very nice and funny…Jagath
HA HA HA
REALLY V.FUNNY
ENJOYED A LOT
It made me to laugh
nice one………….
hahaha gave me a good laugh
payal. nice one. keep writing.
too good ,
Hahaha ..
thik hai..
lol kids are vry practical after all they see through all the non essentials
Hmmmmm ……….a nice one.
Payal….Nice Stories….i had read lot of zen and birbal stories…but lemme tell you every story does not repeat the moral…if you put urself in the same situation the moral u wud come with might be different…anyway thnx for d info…quite useful to as its saying to stay away from girls(Drinking)…..jud kidding….keep writing…..
hahahahh! nice joke,nice morel
Hmmm… Humorous post..
Always read your post” thats the moral of the story……….
So, the moral of the story is - not to go near a drunken girl. Am I right?????????? Hi Buddies, take care.
Very comical!!!
LOL…. Good one….. Cheers…
Worth a laugh.
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lolz
interesting………….
oh ….
Payal doesn”t drink
gr8 aunt karen……hope payal mehra does not drink
funny……………….