10 things I'd love people to say (and in most cases, mean too)

Hema Malini: "Haaaaannnnn"

Mothers to fussy sons: "Eat all the damn food I cook. What's your wife going to say when she sees I haven't taught you anything in your maika."

Mamata Bannerjee: "I bathe on a daily basis.”

Varun Gandhi: "I know what I'm saying."

Ram Gopal Varma: "I know what I'm doing."

Narendra Modi: "I stand before you today so that you can throw all the chappals you want at me."

Shakti Kapoor: "I'm retiring from films. I'll only make an exception when they make a sequel to Andaz Apna Apna."

Account Executives to Art Directors: "Make the logo smaller. Miniscule, in fact."

Account Executives to Copywriters: "Don't mention the offer more than once. My audiences are intelligent enough to understand your idea."

Aamir Khan: "I don't have ego issues. Really.”