CURE

Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai?
Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pehle se
jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?

Patient :
Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor: Arey… mere
kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de
di thi aur Maine le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi
kya?

Patient: Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.

Doctor: Abe
GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya?

Patient : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe
tha.

Doctor: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k
nai?

Patient: Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor: Kyon?

Patient:
Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor: Teri to sale, to Khola kyon
nai.

Patient: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band
rakhna.

Doctor: Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta!

Patient: Accha
Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Doctor : Abe teri
@#$! ^&*!