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Predicting the Future!




Predicting the Future









We’ve all heard predictions about the
future. Sure, sometimes “experts” are right on target, but check out
what they got wrong! Thanks, and enjoy! — Alex :-)


Predicting the Future …


“Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances.” — Dr. Lee DeForest, Inventor of TV


Predicting the Future

“The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosive.” — Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project


“There is no likehood man can ever tap the power of the atom.” — Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923


“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” — Popular
Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949


Predicting the Future

“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” — Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943


“I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with
the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad
that won’t last out the year.” — The editor in charge of business
books for Prentice Hall, 1957


“But what … is it good for?” — Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.


“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” — Bill Gates, 1981


Predicting the Future

“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered
as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to
us.” — Western Union internal memo, 1876.


“The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would
pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?” — David Sarnoff’s
associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in
the 1920s.


“The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn
better than a ‘C,’ the idea must be feasible.” — A Yale University
management professor in response to Fred Smith’s paper proposing
reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal
Express Corp.)


“I’m just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who’s falling on his face and not
Gary Cooper.” — Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading
role in “Gone With The Wind.”


“A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say
America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you
make.” — Response to Debbi Fields’ idea of starting Mrs. Fields’
Cookies.


Predicting the Future

“We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.” — Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.


“Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.” — Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.


“If I had thought about it, I wouldn’t have done the experiment. The
literature was full of examples that said you can’t do this.” –
Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M
“Post-It” Notepads.


“So we went to Atari and said, ‘Hey, we’ve got this amazing thing, even
built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us?
Or we’ll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we’ll
come work for you.’ And they said, ‘No.’ So then we went to
Hewlett-Packard, and they said, ‘Hey, we don’t need you. You haven’t
got through college yet.’” — Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on
attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak’s
personal computer.


“Professor Goddard does not know the relation between action and
reaction and the need to have something better than a vacuum against
which to react. He seems to lack the basic knowledge ladled out daily
in high schools.” — 1921 New York Times editorial about Robert
Goddard’s revolutionary rocket work.


Predicting the Future

“Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil?
You’re crazy.” — Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his
project to drill for oil in 1859.


“Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.” –
Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.


“Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.” — Marechal
Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.


“Everything that can be invented has been invented.” — Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.


“Louis Pasteur’s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.” — Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872


Predicting the Future

“The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the
intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon.” — Sir John Eric Ericksen,
British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873.


and last but not least…


“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.” — Ken
Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977


 

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Chemistry Christmas


‘Twas the night before Christmas,

The lab was quite still;

Not a Bunsen was burning

(Nor had they the will).

The test tubes were placed

In their racks with great care,

In hopes Father Chemistry

Soon would be there.



The students were sleeping

So sound in their dorms,

All dreaming of fluids

And Crystalline forms.

Lab-Aids in their aprons

And I in my smock.



When outside the lab

There arose such a roar

I leaped from my stool

And fell flat on the floor.

Out ot the fire escape

All of us flew.

What was the commotion?

Not one of knew.



The flood-lights shone out

O’re the campus so bright

It looked like old Stockholm

On Nobel Prize Night.

My fume-blinded eyes

Then viewed (dare I say?)

Eight anions pulling

A water-trough sleigh.



And holding the bonds

Tied to each one of them

Was a figure I knew

As our own Papa Chem.

With speeds in excess

Of most X-rays they came.

As they Dopplered along

He called each one by name.



“Now Nitrite, now Phosphate,

Now Borate, now Chloride

On Citrate, on Bromate,

On Sulfite and Oxide.



Forget what you know

Of that randomness stuff,

Let’s go straight to that roof,

If you’ve quanta enough.”



As fluids Bernoullian

Behave in a pinch,

Those ions said “Alchemist

This is a cinch.”

So up to the lab-roof

Those “chargers” they sped

With Pop Chemistry safe

In his water-trough sled.



Just a microsec later

Electroscopes showed

Charged particles coming

To our lab abode

We raced back inside,

And what d’ya think?

Down the fume-hood Pop Chem fell,

Right into the sink.



He was dressed in a lab-coat,

Quite ragged and old,

With removable buttons

(The style, we’re told)

A tray-full of beakers

He clutched to his heart–

And under his arm

Was an orbital chart.



His eyes through his goggles

I just couldn’t see

His hands were all yellow

From H-N-O-3.

His head was quite bald

With a fringe all around

Like a ring test for iron,

That same shade of brown.



He puffed a cigar

With a smell not at all

Unlike the organic lab

Right down the hall.

The smoke billowed forth

From his angular face

And with Brownian Movement

Enveloped the place.



He was thin as a match

And not terribly tall

He wasn’t the type

I’d expected at all

But a look at his clothes,

In the lab’s harsh white light,

With their acid-burn holes–

He’s a chemist all right!



He didn’t say much

(He had no time to kill)

And filled all the test tubes

With nary a spill.

Then placing them bak

On the benches with care

He dashed to the fume-hood

And rose through the air.



He called to his team

And his ions took off

And kinetics took care

Of Pop Chem and his trough,

But I heard him cry out

As he flew down the street

“Merry Holidays to all!

May your stockrooms stay neat!”


 

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Predicting the Future!




Predicting the Future










We’ve
all heard predictions about the future. Sure, sometimes “experts” are
right on target, but check out what they got wrong! Thanks, and enjoy!
– Alex :-)


Predicting the Future …


“Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances.” — Dr. Lee DeForest, Inventor of TV


Predicting the Future

“The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosive.” — Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project


“There is no likehood man can ever tap the power of the atom.” — Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923


“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” — Popular
Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949


Predicting the Future

“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” — Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943


“I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with
the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad
that won’t last out the year.” — The editor in charge of business
books for Prentice Hall, 1957


“But what … is it good for?” — Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.


“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” — Bill Gates, 1981


Predicting the Future

“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered
as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to
us.” — Western Union internal memo, 1876.


“The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would
pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?” — David Sarnoff’s
associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in
the 1920s.


“The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn
better than a ‘C,’ the idea must be feasible.” — A Yale University
management professor in response to Fred Smith’s paper proposing
reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal
Express Corp.)


“I’m just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who’s falling on his face and not
Gary Cooper.” — Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading
role in “Gone With The Wind.”


“A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say
America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you
make.” — Response to Debbi Fields’ idea of starting Mrs. Fields’
Cookies.


Predicting the Future

“We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.” — Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.


“Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.” — Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.


“If I had thought about it, I wouldn’t have done the experiment. The
literature was full of examples that said you can’t do this.” –
Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M
“Post-It” Notepads.


“So we went to Atari and said, ‘Hey, we’ve got this amazing thing, even
built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us?
Or we’ll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we’ll
come work for you.’ And they said, ‘No.’ So then we went to
Hewlett-Packard, and they said, ‘Hey, we don’t need you. You haven’t
got through college yet.’” — Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on
attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak’s
personal computer.


“Professor Goddard does not know the relation between action and
reaction and the need to have something better than a vacuum against
which to react. He seems to lack the basic knowledge ladled out daily
in high schools.” — 1921 New York Times editorial about Robert
Goddard’s revolutionary rocket work.


Predicting the Future

“Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil?
You’re crazy.” — Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his
project to drill for oil in 1859.


“Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.” –
Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.


“Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.” — Marechal
Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.


“Everything that can be invented has been invented.” — Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.


“Louis Pasteur’s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.” — Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872


Predicting the Future

“The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the
intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon.” — Sir John Eric Ericksen,
British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873.


and last but not least…


“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.” — Ken
Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977