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AMUSING NEWSPAPER HEADLINES

Posted in Science on 09/29/2009 11:05 am by sunita thakur

THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW CARELESS SOME PEOPLE CAN GET.PROOF READING SEEMS TO BE DISAPPEARING.                     

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter'

This
one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial
Room and asked who wrote this.' It took two or three readings before
the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!' They
put in a correction the next day.'''

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I just couldn’t help but sending this along. Too funny.''

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says''
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers'
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'''''' Now that’s taking'things a bit far!'
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Panda Mating Fails;'Veterinarian'Takes Over'
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'''''' What a guy!'''
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death'

'No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!'
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant''

See if that works any better than a fair trial!'
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War Dims Hope for Peace'
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'I can see where it might have that effect!''
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'If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile'

'''Ya think?!'
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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''''' Who would have thought!'
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Enfield'( London ) Couple Slain;'Police'Suspect Homicide
'''
They may be on to something!'
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges''

''''' You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?'
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Man Struck By Lightning:'Faces Battery Charge'
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'''' He probably IS the battery charge!'
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger'Test Group'

Weren’t they fat enough?!'
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft'

That’s what he gets for eating those beans!'
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
'''
'''''' Do they taste like chicken?
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'' Local' High School'Dropouts'Cut in Half
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'''''' Chainsaw Massacre all over again!'
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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'''''' Boy, are they tall!'
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And the winner is….''
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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'''' Did I read that right?'