How many things can you do in the nude is a book by Ray
Reese published in 1981 by Everest House, New York. Ray actually interviewed celebrities and
matched wits with them on questions such as things you blow, kiss, put your
fingers into, put your mouth into, things that you find in the kitchen, things
that come in pairs, things that your wear, awkward moments, and so on.
When I asked this question on facebook, my friends Moe,
Deepa Menon and Shalini Narayanan came up with jolly good answers.
Deepa Menon said, “ Most nudists are people you don’t want
to see naked. Heard of a man who didn’t want to wear clothes because it was hot
but wanted to mow the lawn. His wife said,” Please don’t do it, our neighbouts
will think I married you for your money”. Moe said,”Wear clothes, getting
through security checks in a breeze, induce a mass exodus of people to mars,
window clean office buildings, join the pole-vaulting club”. Shalini has
threatened to come up with lists spanning 50 pages.
Some of the answers in the book include the following:
1. Get born
2. Sell insurance
3. Flash
4.Play Doctor
5. Apologize
6. Become a nudist
7.Shower
8.Your nails
9. Get excited
10. Sing in the bath
11.Giggle
12. Sleep
I was thinking of a time when the summers were equally hot, and
air-conditioners were a luxury, as much luxury as owning a Maybach 57 S today. My brother 7,
my sister 3 and me 10 would pour buckets of water in our bedroom during the hot
afternoons and play our game of sliding in the water. The game was called “aiyko,
payko po”, a name as much gibberish as spontaneous.
All three of us were in the nude and our first swimming
lessons were learnt there. We would float, slide, backstroke, crawl for a
couple of hours, and refill water whenever required. Our swimming pool spoilt
the furniture, the wall and a lot more, but our mother had a blissful siesta in
all the din. Dad would be at work oblivious to all this.
I had this habit of gulping and spitting water at my brother
and sister. Being smaller, they could not beat me at this game. But they cured
my habit for ever when they pissed into the water. For long, I used to be
suspicious of swimming pools too. Now, guys, I can play the aiyko-payko-po in
the nude, ha, ha. What can you do?
Now this is interesting-
May be there are a million things we can do in the nude-
The moment one says that, he is taken to be a bit lewd
More? I have think of…
This was a really fun post
Enjoyed reading it and also the comments. They were all a blast.
This was a really fun post
Enjoyed reading it and also the comments. They were all a blast.
Madhu comes back from his hibernation with a post about shedding skin:-) Well , I guess you COULD do everything in the nude if you wanted to and if others let you except get dressed. What would you do is another story. Those are the answers from the book. Where are your answers?
(13) crap in the loo. (14) have serious sounding conversation over the phone. Lolz… this was a riot MPK. Your swimming pool narration with ur bro and sis was graphic. Yeah we all did that. wonderful post!
Prots - now whachama call that thingamajug on the kitchen floor :)))))))))
ahhhhhhhh the joy of being in the buff -
flying three kites
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hahahahahaah good one Shivaja
Shalini where’s the 50? :)))))))
PK you always come up with the most interesting of ideas :))))))))
am waiting for all the lists to be put up to know if anything is left uncovered!
chop vegetables ? …ouch
Then there was this guy who drove to the nude beach in a car and after locking it wondered where to put the keys!!!!
Looks like my earlier comment was censored
Sameera posted a blog on being naked recently too
Hehehe
Just remembered this joke !
There was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now.
As usual, his model reported, and after exchanging the usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day’s work. He told her not to bother, as he felt pretty bad with a cold he had been fighting. He told her that he would pay her for the day, but that she could just go home; he just wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed.
The model said, “Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It’s the least I can do.”
He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They were sitting in the living room just exchanging small talk and enjoying their tea, when he heard the front door open and close, then some familiar footsteps.
“Oh my God!” he whispered loudly, “It’s my wife, Quick! Take all your clothes off.”
Childhood we had so many gibberish names for all the games we played!! So much fun filled days we had as kids!
As to ur question here I repeat what I did at FB. 1,03,436 things and I guess there is no space here to list down everything!! hahahaha