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Generation Blues

The other day at the local Nadar's provision store, I saw the son Nadar using a rather large calculator to total up some transaction and then pass it on to his father at the till for collecting cash. The senior Nadar promptly produced a ball pen and started totaling the items in quick time. Both tallied their scores and went about their business in similar fashion. The elder was comfortable with the pen on paper summing, while the younger one with the calculator. Some call it the generation gap.

 

At my work, all of us young and old editors use the revered Chicago Manual of Style, print edition for checking up points on usage, style and what not. The online and CD version of CMS is available a button touch away, but we prefer the print edition. In fact, some of my colleagues lazily do refer the earlier editions of CMS though the online version is up to date.

 

I can understand an old timer like me going over a thesaurus, dictionary, a style manual and or an encyclopedia ' our tools in trade. But surprisingly the youngsters who land in this profession happily use the print resources majorly much to the chagrin of the online advocates and pundits. I guess it has to do both with convenience of the print product as much as the unfamiliarity of the online version. A certain degree of validation does happen to the print product whereas no such assurance can be given for material available on the web.

 

Of course when I blog, I do refer to the wikepedia often and on a wide range of topics. But I tell all my juniors that they look up an online dictionary for quick reference, but they better well take the trouble to cross check with the printed version if they want to last in their jobs.

 

I prefer to read news than see it. Then again, I prefer the morning newspapers to the ones I skim on my lap top. I am told a number of youngsters get theirs news and views from the online sources and check up a major newspaper for analysis. On favorite topics of course the choice on offer is mouth watering across media. When India is winning and Rahul Dravid is doing well, I do read Dinakar's reports in the morning, Peter Roebuck on cricinfo and watch replays on TV in the evening.

 

Now I come to something I am ridiculed very often by more computer savvy friends and others. When I want to write something really important, I write it by hand on paper, and then type it on to the computer. On not so important things like this blog, I type straight on to MS Word and then paste it on rediff. I have been trained to read and reread what I write and iron out stupidities, but that is not the reason for this fetish for writing on paper. It is not that thoughts flow when I hold a pen in my hand and I hit a block when I touch the keyboard. None of that hogwash. It just happens and I am not going to change I guess.

 

I could list several such things. I like my music from MP3/4 etc and not from my cell phone or lap top. I like the Pambaram (spinning top) and not so much the Beyblade. I like reading a book than seeing the screen play of it. Do you have any such pet fetishes or should I say generation blues.

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Daniel Devitto et al

I have always enjoyed watching Danny Devitto. I equate him with Malayalam cinema's Srinivasan. Danny is an actor, producer, director. Our Srinivasan is an actor, script writer, and producer too. Danny is a class act, notwithstanding the fact that he is bald, short and fat. I liked him as a Professor of English in the Renaissance Man teaching Shakespeare to a bunch of army recruits. Of the recent Srinivasan offerings, I liked Katha Parayumbol ( Billo Barber- Hindi)/(Kuselan- Tamil) and Udhyanannu Tharam ( a story on tinsel town answering a very fundamental question' who is the real star in cinema- is it the lead actor/actress, producer or director).

 

Danny Devitto does this to me. In the breaks between watching the movie, I was thinking of all the Daniels and Danny's I know. Immediately and without any Google search, the names that came to mind were A Stone for Danny Fisher, Daniel Defoe, Daniel in the Lion's Den and Daniel my friend. A Google search yielded two more names that should have been in my original list, but age and dementia as my wife calls it, made me forget Daniel Craig, Daniel Steele and Daniel Radcliff.

 

 I liked Danny the boxer, his travails, his girls, his Jewish background, his penchant for getting into trouble and staying there. I remember looking up the words Bar Mitzvah, and stone (as in epitaph) from reading the book. A Stone for Danny Fisher is perhaps one of the best offerings from Harold Robbins.Wiki calls it one of the more serious of HR's works.

 

Daniel Defoe is a famous writer, novelist and journalist and is credited with the 'Novel'form of writing. I know him as the author of Robinson Crusoe. The reason I remember this novel and the author is all the GK honing "who is the author of the novel Robinson Crusoe".

 

Daniel Peter,my friend and neighbor was a few years younger than me. Both our dads worked for the same organization and he stayed in the house immediately next to ours. He was a strapping young lad, tall for his age and extremely good looking. We played hand cricket, cork ball cricket, book cricket, football tennis, our own versions of sepak takraw, and what not. The less said about his parents the better, but I have not forgiven them for killing Daniel at the prime of his life. Daniel was 18 or so when he had jaundice. His parents didnt take him to a doctor of any calling even once. Danny suffered for two months all the while attending school, playing with us when he could. We never suspected anything. When he was dead and gone, his parents were cool. They said, "God giveth and he taketh away".  

 

All my education has been in Christian Institutions ( Bains, MCCS, MCC, Loyola) and the name Daniel always makes me think of the biblical Daniel who tamed his enemies by braving a night with killer lions in their den and coming out unscathed. How I wish, the angels who helped the biblical Daniel had helped my friend Daniel.

 

I shall not say much now about Daniel Craig,(the new Bond), Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) and Daniel Steele , (the author of books I read in my early college days and don't read now).

 

 

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Blame it on December

I blame it on December. I mean the month not any new girl friend. It is quite another matter that the December flower, flowers in February or March these days. I can see you are warming up to my theme, or are you globally confused.

 

I gave up on New Year resolutions years ago. Sure, December is a month for introspection, of sins of omission and commission. December is also a month of meeting old friends, of remembering good deeds and forgiving bad ones.

 

So why do I blame December you may ask. Oh! I got suckered to a question, answer session. Any other time of the year and I would have refused gracefully. Here I was accepting it gleefully to a crowd of teenage students who are irreverent at their best. Their teacher was an old friend and I couldn't refuse. December is not a month you see; it is a season. Of holidays, Christmas, year ends, new beginnings, indulgence and tomfoolery.

 

A public forum does many things to you. You tell unwitting lies, straight-faced lies and absolutely white ones as well. The really careful researcher would unearth the iota of truth buried beneath. So here goes:

 

  1. Have you been in love? What is your definition of love?

 Me: Yes. I am no expert. But love as in real love is something you can tell the world, and is that which you don't need to hide from anyone. Anything else can be at best be lust, affair, relationship, hormones at play, infatuation, love in the making etc.

 

  1. How do you mend broken hearts?

 Me: You don't. They are self-healing. Time is the biggest healer. There are no quick   fixes or easy solutions.

 

  1. How do you end a relationship?

 Me: The same way you started it.

 

  1. Are human beings meant to be monogamous?

  Me: This along with blaming the hormones has been the easy route out. Being mono has worked for a lot of people.

 

  1. The Kama Sutra has mentioned 64 poses. Have you tried them all?

 Me: Sure. All except the flying f.  I shall not take any more questions on relationships, love etc

 

  1. Who is a great teacher?

Me: Vatsayana! Sorry. Someone who inspires, especially someone who inspires you to do great deeds.

 

  1. They say inspiration comes from within. So how long does one need a teacher?

 Me: Learning is a life-long business. It is said that a person who stops learning stops living. A coach in sports or a mentor in the corporate world is an accepted concept. Sachin needs a coach, so does Roger Federer.

 

8. Which is the best time of one's life?

 

Me: School days, those wonderful, carefree days of fun and frolic and happy memories.

 

  1. If the best time is one of fun and frolic, why are we tortured to study?

 Me: That is a tough one. It is a gentle reminder of the ironies of life. That you have fun and great times chilling out, but chilling out is not life per se. The choice is yours. I have friends who have been cool in school and college, but are having it out hot in the real world. The key is to enjoy the process..

 

  1. The education system lays emphasis on studies today. Sports and fine arts are not encouraged.  Is this right?

 Me: It is not right and we all know that. Most educational institutions do lip service to following a holistic model and integrated learning. I recommend the authorities watch "Mr.Holland's Opus'.

 

I finished my ten questions and had the demeanor of someone who had finished ten rounds in a boxing ring, saved by the proverbial bell. For the first time in twenty five years, I made a New Year resolution. I resolve not to be lulled into such Q’s and A's in 2009.

 

Wishing all of you, my wonderful blog friends, the very best of 2009–lots of happiness, peace and prosperity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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My dost in Mumbai

The only person I smsed to check if all was ok on November 27 was Sai Suresh, my dost in Mumbai. I almost imagined a ” Madhu! gun firing on, call you later” response from him. I was relieved to see, ” all is ok, they have cancelled the cricket matches for the first time” reply from him.

It was pouring in Chennai on November 27 and my colleague Malini and I had a meeting to attend. She was nervous and excited and scared about the scary experience of one her cousins who did a very romantic escapade via the window curtains at three in the morning with her husband in tow and fell into stupor on reaching home from the Taj. I didnt get the morning newspaper and it was only in the car that I learnt of November 26, India’s 9/11. Americans have an ulta way about month first, date next. But that is an aside.

Sai and I studied in the same class in school and college. After college he made Mumbai his home. He is an established journalist and lives with his wife and daughter. I have reproduced his post given below, because it touched deep chords.  I wish his programme of Dec 13 all success. Read on friends.

Calling all Hindu-Muslim couples from Mumbai

Ever since the terror strikes of November 26-29, my mind has been in turmoil. We all know that those who have been entrusted with safeguarding the Indian State have failed miserably. That's nothing new, we have known it for many years. And we have ourselves to blame, for our complicity of silence that has enabled them to get away.

 

What do these terrorists want? Obviously they want to bring India to its knees, hit us where it hurts us most, halt our economic march forward. But this is only the means they have chosen, not the end. Their end is something much more terrible, which they hope to achieve by spreading fear and mayhem among us.

 

What riles the terrorists most is not our economic progress, but the very idea of India as a multi-ethnic, multi-religious secular democracy. What we are, what we strive to be, is anathema to their distorted ideologies and perverse thinking. They want Indians to kill Indians. They want Hindus and Muslims to wage war against each other, since they believe the two are two distinct nations.

 

Never mind that question was settled in 1947 itself. India never accepted the 2-nation theory, and never will. It was, is and will be home for all communities.

 

But the mind of extremists is not open to logic and reason. If it was they will see that Indian democracy is a work in progress; it has been built brick by painful brick over the last 56 years and will take many years of collective, painstaking effort to achieve near-perfection. Derailing it is not an option.

 

But still, the extremists will not give up. They have repeatedly struck at us, at our nation and cities. And they will do so till we give them a befitting reply.

 

I am not talking of armed resistance in reply; the security forces are there to do it.

 

I am not talking of political response, our elected representatives will hopefully do it at least now.

 

I am talking of what I as a citizen can do to counter the extremists' gameplan, rebut their diabolical propaganda.

 

For by hitting at us repeatedly, hoping to provoke Hindus and Muslims to violence, they have not only violated my nation and my city, but also my home.

 

My home, because I am a Hindu married to a Muslim, and I cannot keep quiet when they go about their evil design of pitting communities against each other. This flies against everything my home represents, the values we strive to instill in our child in these troubled times.

 

To counter their propaganda that Hindus and Muslims cannot live together, I have decided to step out of my comfort zone, and rebut the extremists. I have always believed that one should leave religion at home when stepping out; in the public domain we are all Indians. I have always maintained a veil of privacy over my life.

 

But I realise it is the silence of people like me is what feeds extremists of all hues. I sit at home, smug in the belief that I have done my bit. I pay my taxes on time, am a law-abiding citizen and, hey, what's more my home is multi-religious, what more can I do? I even joined in the citizens' rally on December 3.

 

But that clearly is not enough, not when the idea of India as the land of synthesis is under threat from extremists.

 

That is clearly not enough, when febrile attempts are being made to sow poison among communities, so the India we know and love will implode under the weight of its internal contradictions.

 

As a citizen we cannot let it happen. So we have decided to step out.

 

Not to protest the monumental failures on all fronts that enable extremists to strike at will in our country. The protest has been lodged.

 

Not to condemn the political inaction but for which we would be a better nation today. It is too well known to bear repetition.

 

We will step out, but in affirmation of this land's ancient ethos. Of living together in peace and harmony.

 

We, whose home is a microcosm of India, will set off from VT station on December 13 at 5 pm, with the Indian tricolour, and walk to Metro cinema junction via Cama hospital; from there to Trident-Oberoi and then to the Taj Mahal hotel.

 

No slogans, no posters, with only the tiranga.

 

If you are a Hindu-Muslim couple from Mumbai, and if you too feel strongly about the need to affirm that Hindus and Muslims are one, join me in this march for India.

If you know any Hindu-Muslim couple from Mumbai, please pass on this message to them.

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Inheritance of Loss

I remember hopping off a bus at Eliyapeta Kettam and walking a kilometer to reach my ancestral home. I liked the winding road, (an occasional vehicle polluting the tranquil environs), the curious onlookers, the shady trees, the rough terrain, well-spaced houses, and a few bunk shops. I also remember two poignant things. The last stretch to our house was an obstacle course of finding purchase on slippery rocks and gravel, a slide downhill, and finally a hurdle to enter the compound of the house. There were no gates then only stiles.

 

The undivided house had many helping hands, those of the family and others. Everyone worked at something or the other. The neighbors flocked to greet and gossip. The cow, the sheep, the rooster and hen were pushed into service, the latter for their last. The harvested lands nearby had football extravaganzas. The village fair was round the corner. There were enough invites to high tea, lunch and dinner. We followed our uncle's advice to the T. He said, " The trick to get invited again is not to accept an invitation".

 

I also remember the early morning or late evening dips in the temple pond?(for the locals) a virtual meeting place of news and views and socializing. Of particular interest was traversing one-way paths on a thorny open cave like terrain, climbing hills, eating fruits and berries, and spotting the dreaded dog like fox which stole hens and birds aplenty.

 

 The people followed the simple dictum of high thinking and simple living, more a matter of lack of choice than conscious decision, I conclude in retrospect.( Well you see no one watches the DD now that they have the cable channels). The radio was the in thing, and news an obsession. The men wanted to work outside their state and marry a girl from their village. The girls wanted a husband who had a decent job outside their state. Home was a place you visited every summer, or every holiday, or when someone died.

 

A good many things changed over the years. Tarred roads lead to the path that is still a downhill slide but navigable for local autos and jeeps. My ancestral home is some one else's. My grandma lives with her eldest daughter in a house nearby that has a gate. The big properties are mostly divided into smaller tenements. The bigger houses have satellite television or cable connections. News remains an obsession. The ladies prefer the in house bath to the temple pond. No longer do we have neighbors thronging to listen to the gossip. The elders who I knew before are all dead and gone.

 

Was it the influence of the satellite television and the mega serials? The village fair was no longer important. Tending to crops, trees etc is  unfashionable.There are no climbers for coconuts.  The football extravaganzas are a thing of the past. Kids in lungi play cricket. I can directly relate this to the decline of Kerala in soccer and athletics. I learnt that sports did not hold as much sway for the locals as it did say for the kids of the early 90's of before.

 

 A wisp of a girl asked me about career prospects in the airline industry. I explained as best as I could that all jobs were important and that none  more dignified than the other. The job of serving and waiting in the skies seemed dignified to her far more so than teaching or nursing.She didnt want to get married, a high paying job outside her state and a single bliss status was what she yearned. People in general had lost their innocence. They had become wiser about the not so right things. I wouldn't advice my son to marry a girl from my village all things being equal. I am not sure if you get my drift. But then who said getting corrupt was my birthright. I feel an inheritance of loss.

 

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Adulation and fall from grace

I was talking to a sports adminsitrator based in Malaysia and he very poignantly said, there is more politics in sport than in politics per se. I couldnt agree with him more. I have been pondering over this. But the fact that Dada has announced his retirement and the others of the fab five are ready to hang up their boots soon is not a comforting thought. I wish them well, they are in the prime of their life, and they have to retire from the thing they loved doing best. I hope they dont lose control over their lives the way the hero of this poem did. Our heroes are smarter than heroes of yesteryears, but still, I cant help feeling for them.

Control

I saw him hit the ball one day -
The run was badly needed -
It went far out beyond the fence,
From base to base he speeded.

The crowd, excited in their glee,
Shouted their adulation.
To them he was the greatest man
In city, state, or nation.

I heard him speak of his success,
Then he was dined, and feted.
He spoke with pride of his own strength,
Perceptibly elated.

“Control,” said he, “explains it all,
And timing counts its measure;
Relax, tense up, then swing and hit.”
My, what a thrill of pleasure!

I saw him miss a train one day,
And curse and swear about it;
Impatiently he fumed around,
And blamed six others for it.

I wondered that his poise was gone,
Control just then was zero;
This close-up made him look a fool,
Though far away, a hero.

I saw him take a drink one day,
They said he took another;
‘Twas evident about control
He didn’t think to bother.

He hardly lasted through that year,
Then in the minors landed;
And little, wobbly infield bunts
Left our great hero stranded.

I saw his funeral pass one day,
To me it was a sad one;
The crowd was small, and didn’t care;
It had another great one.

He might have had yet thirty years,
A life of service giving;
Alas, his timing was so poor
For character and living.

- Will H. Houghton

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Corps or Corpse

While at school, I was part of the NCC unit for two years. I was in the naval wing and so they taught us knots, signals, parade, salute, and firing. I also remember a visit to a submarine, walking inside it, machines, shafts et al and coming within 10 metres of the torpedo room. My biggest disappointment was I didn't get to see the periscope.

 

As a kid of 13 and 14, I hated it, the NCC regimen and the parade. Mainly it interfered with my football practice. But then the biggest break of my humble soccer career came from NCC. I was selected to play for the Tamilnadu NCC team in the Subroto Mukherjee Cup at Delhi. The tournament organized by the Armed Forces was and is the only All India Football tournament for champion schools from each state. I was the youngest player in the tournament that year. 

 

Before traveling to Delhi, we had a one-month camp to hone our soccer skills. We lived in a tent at an army ground. The stint hardened my till then soft life physically and figuratively. I had a forced bar mitzvah, a sort of an exciting and anxious and guilty bloodletting into adulthood.

 

Moving on, I remember that I was as good as Abhinav Bindra with the .22 rifles. For those not in the know, please read it as point two, two and not twenty-two lest my NCC master raps your knuckles too on the correct way of saying it.  My friends and teammates all clamored for me to be alongside them at the firing range. I would get the bull's eye all the time. Only it was either the second guy to my left or right who would be grinning from ear to ear.

 

At thirteen I could hardly lift the rifle, pull the bolt and fire. And I had to do this from a lying down on the stomach position. My legs were not to rise and if they did, the instructor would pin me down with his booted legs. I didn't care whether I hit the target; I just wanted to complete the 8 rounds. Invariably, I would score vital points for my teammates. The target cardboard of mine would be a clean sheet, bereft of holes.

 

The most touted knot was the reef knot. It was taught with the ominous warning that the noose you tie on your wedding day, to hang yourself for life, was a reef knot. We also learnt about different types of knots including sheet bend, clove hitch, rolling hitch, overhand, bowline, and the timber hitch. It is sad that twenty-five plus years hence, I have not used any of them in real life.

 

The signals called the semaphore signals done with flags and the codes with a for alpha, b for bravo, c for Charlie, d for delta, z for zulu were fascinating. The movie Maro Charitra, a blockbuster, was later made into Ekduje keliye. The lover boy Kamalahasan and the lover girl Saritha/Rathi were experts at flash signaling all night long. It reminded me of the words and music of Eric Goulden

 

I’m sending semaphore signals to the green belt
Messages of love down to her house
Semaphore signals to the girl I love
Semaphore signals coming down from above


I’m up all night sending signals
Tapping out love in morse code
Forever trying new angles
Keeping in touch on a string telephone

 

 

Today, punishing kids by caning would land a teacher in trouble. In those days, we were made to crawl on knees on tarred roads, frog jump more than 400 metres, and front roll 100 yards, have Russian meals, a leg crunch that would have you begging for mercy in 2 minutes. 

 

We didnt hold any grudge against the teacher. He was nice otherwise. We forgave his cruelty when he treated us to two movies–An Officer and a Gentleman and the Police Story. I also remember that we learnt to memorise the national anthem from him.He had a rare flaw which I didnt know then. He called the word Corps as Corpse.

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Counting Sheep

I count sleep, the ability to hit the bed and doze off for upwards of seven hours as one of my foremost blessings. And I can do this on a train or bus, in a new or old environment, head facing east or west. May be I counted my blessings too soon.

 

There is nothing more blissful than a dreamless sleep. You are fresh next morning ready to tilt your all at windmills of everyday existence. And I believe in the romance of everyday living going by the Milton dictum, " they also serve, who stand and wait".

 

I have done nothing unusual in the last two days. Everything was normal except that I couldn't sleep.. I have not seen a mad hatter, but I am that when deprived of good sleep. Imagine closing your eyes and trying to sleep and being painfully aware of everything around you. Imagine hell. I can count on my fingers when this has happened before.

 

I tried the usual and the time honoured techniques of Counting Sheep. I counted a thousand; give me a discount of a few hundred either way.  For some reason, I remembered The Count of Monte Cristo– his ordeals in a dungeon, being tricked by friends, meeting a prisoner about to die, a route to riches and living happily ever after.

 

For some time, I had Count Dracula for company–the aged but young looking vampire with the aquiline nose who had a penchant for the neck. Bram Stoker in 1897 had written about the black arts school where Dracula learnt magic and alchemy. May be Harry Potter is a descendant.

 

None of this brought any relief and yielded sleep. I was down, out to the count of despair. My countenance looked like I had a spar with Mike Tyson. Some people do keep sleeping tablets available over the counter handy for such emergencies. But I don't believe in drugs at all over or under the counter.

 

Suddenly, im my dizzy state, TN Seshan appeared before me and boomed, the title of the book you edited should have been " Count your chickens before they are hatched" and not "Count your chickens before they hatch". I smiled a welcome relief thinking of the event. He had not lost his verve even though he was no longer the omnipotent Election Commissioner. He was called to speak on the book and there he was teaching us grammar.

 

Luckily, it was time to wake up. I was quite fed up with counting, counts, viscounts and the world. I am counting on a new day to bring me good tidings and good sleep.

 

 

 

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Ending a relationship

A young girl came to me and asked, " How do I end a relationship?" She was not old enough to start one. But then am I surprised by anything these days. I have been bracing myself to two things. 1. Not to have expectations. 2. To expect the unexpected.

 

She looked at me for a quick fix. I looked at her for say two minutes (the maggi noodle time) not saying anything. My silence unnerved her. She was in a hurry for my answer. My delay, for her, was the deadliest form of denial, to move on with life.

 

I must have at some point of our interactions appeared to her to be the type who could be trusted with a question like this and get a palatable answer. My ego didn’t allow me to let her walk off without hearing my answer. So I sagely said, " The same way you started it". She hurried off.

 

By some strange coincidence, Rediff popped this question and so did another magazine. And since then I have been thinking about it. Is there one straight answer? I am not even going into the reasons for wanting to quit, to move one, to separate, to stop being soul mates.

 

All I am asking is there a proper way to say good-bye. Should it all end with a fight, or should it end in smooth talk and a promise to keep in touch, or should it end abruptly, casually, say over a phone call.

 

There is no obvious answer, and situations, circumstances, incidences, reasons would all show the way. I know of one relationship that ended with the guy picking up a fight to make his lover girl hate him so that all love and what is left of it is erased making it relatively easy for her to move on.

 

I know of another where the lover boy said something to this effect before moving on for good.

                   I bid adieu and pray

                   May you lead a happy life?

                   So that I don't carry the cross

                   That whatever I touched

                   I destroyed. So go well..

 

My favourite of course are these lines from a teacher friend. He had decided to end his relationship by mutual consent with his girlfriend of many years. The sense of loss was overbearing and he wrote this.

 

I am just a page in your book

The page you skip-read now

 

A drop in your ocean

The drop that just evaporated

 

A speck in your horizon

So far that you don't see

 

A figment of your imagination

So sure that I don't exist

 

Bye my sweet heart.

Bye forever.

 

He never saw her after that. The teacher many years later unwittingly showed this to a new batch of students as lines he had picked up from the net. He said, the poet was trying to convey his sense of loss after bidding adieu forever from his loved one. He asked them to make their own in the two-line format. Different students had written

 

A fly in your ointment

The one that got swatted

 

A snake in your grass

With no more poison

 

Water in an oasis

No just a mirage

 

The indifference of his lover girl and the howlers from his students cured the teacher of all romantic leanings forever.

 

I have digressed. Perhaps one of the most dangerous species roaming the earth is the community of ex lovers.

 

I am sure you have your own take on all of this.

 

 

 

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The Song of Hiawatha

The song of Hiwatha by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow is perhaps his best work.This one given below is chapter 10 detailing Hiwatha’s Wooing of Minnehaha. Written in 1855, the poem is poignant. Have things changed from then to now. Read on. It is long but worth your while. The bold typeface highlight and the headings are mine.

 

Love Sick

As unto the bow, the cord is

So unto the man is woman;

Though she bends him, she obeys him,

Though she draws him, yet she follows;

Useless each without the other!”

Thus the youthful Hiawatha

Said within himself and pondered,

Much perplexed by various feelings,

Listless, longing, hoping, fearing,

Dreaming still of Minnehaha,

Of the lovely Laughing Water,

In the land of the Dacotahs.

 

The parent trap

“Wed a maiden of your people,”

Warning said the old Nokomis;

“Go not eastward, go not westward,

For a stranger, whom we know not!

Like a fire upon the hearth-stone

Is a neighbor’s homely daughter,

Like the starlight or the moonlight

Is the handsomest of strangers!”

Thus dissuading spake Nokomis,

 

The lover boys counter

And my Hiawatha answered

Only this: “Dear old Nokomis,

Very pleasant is the firelight,

But I like the starlight better,

Better do I like the moonlight!”

 

Granma tales & wisdom

Gravely then said old Nokomis:

“Bring not here an idle maiden,

Bring not here a useless woman,

Hands unskilful, feet unwilling;

Bring a wife with nimble fingers,

Heart and hand that move together,

Feet that run on willing errands!”

 

Smitten, waver not

Smiling answered Hiawatha:

‘In the land of the Dacotahs

Lives the Arrow-maker’s daughter,

Minnehaha, Laughing Water,

Handsomest of all the women.

I will bring her to your wigwam,

She shall run upon your errands,

Be your starlight, moonlight, firelight,

Be the sunlight of my people!”

 

Protests galore

Still dissuading said Nokomis:

“Bring not to my lodge a stranger

From the land of the Dacotahs!

Very fierce are the Dacotahs,

Often is there war between us,

There are feuds yet unforgotten,

Wounds that ache and still may open!”

 

Determination

Laughing answered Hiawatha:

“For that reason, if no other,

Would I wed the fair Dacotah,

That our tribes might be united,

That old feuds might be forgotten,

And old wounds be healed forever!”

 

Heart outruns

Thus departed Hiawatha

To the land of the Dacotahs,

To the land of handsome women;

Striding over moor and meadow,

Through interminable forests,

Through uninterrupted silence.

With his moccasins of magic,

At each stride a mile he measured;

Yet the way seemed long before him,

And his heart outran his footsteps;

And he journeyed without resting,

Till he heard the cataract’s laughter,

Heard the Falls of Minnehaha

Calling to him through the silence.

“Pleasant is the sound!” he murmured,

“Pleasant is the voice that calls me!”

On the outskirts of the forests,

‘Twixt the shadow and the sunshine,

Herds of fallow deer were feeding,

But they saw not Hiawatha;

To his bow he whispered, “Fail not!”

To his arrow whispered, “Swerve not!”

Sent it singing on its errand,

To the red heart of the roebuck;

Threw the deer across his shoulder,

And sped forward without pausing.

 

The arrow maker and his daughter

At the doorway of his wigwam

Sat the ancient Arrow-maker,

In the land of the Dacotahs,

Making arrow-heads of jasper,

Arrow-heads of chalcedony.

At his side, in all her beauty,

Sat the lovely Minnehaha,

Sat his daughter, Laughing Water,

Plaiting mats of flags and rushes

Of the past the old man’s thoughts were,

And the maiden’s of the future.

He was thinking, as he sat there,

Of the days when with such arrows

He had struck the deer and bison,

On the Muskoday, the meadow;

Shot the wild goose, flying southward

On the wing, the clamorous Wawa;

Thinking of the great war-parties,

How they came to buy his arrows,

Could not fight without his arrows.

Ah, no more such noble warriors

Could be found on earth as they were!

Now the men were all like women,

Only used their tongues for weapons!

 

Her Man

She was thinking of a hunter,

From another tribe and country,

Young and tall and very handsome,

Who one morning, in the Spring-time,

Came to buy her father’s arrows,

Sat and rested in the wigwam,

Lingered long about the doorway,

Looking back as he departed.

She had heard her father praise him,

Praise his courage and his wisdom;

Would he come again for arrows

To the Falls of Minnehaha?

On the mat her hands lay idle,

And her eyes were very dreamy.

Through their thoughts they heard a footstep,

Heard a rustling in the branches,

And with glowing cheek and forehead,

With the deer upon his shoulders,

Suddenly from out the woodlands

Hiawatha stood before them.

Straight the ancient Arrow-maker

Looked up gravely from his labor,

Laid aside the unfinished arrow,

Bade him enter at the doorway,

Saying, as he rose to meet him,

‘Hiawatha, you are welcome!”

At the feet of Laughing Water

Hiawatha laid his burden,

Threw the red deer from his shoulders;

And the maiden looked up at him,

Looked up from her mat of rushes,

Said with gentle look and accent,

“You are welcome, Hiawatha!”

 

The proposal

Very spacious was the wigwam,

Made of deer-skins dressed and whitened,

With the Gods of the Dacotahs

Drawn and painted on its curtains,

And so tall the doorway, hardly

Hiawatha stooped to enter,

Hardly touched his eagle-feathers

As he entered at the doorway.

Then uprose the Laughing Water,

From the ground fair Minnehaha,

Laid aside her mat unfinished,

Brought forth food and set before them,

Water brought them from the brooklet,

Gave them food in earthen vessels,

Gave them drink in bowls of bass-wood,

Listened while the guest was speaking,

Listened while her father answered,

But not once her lips she opened,

Not a single word she uttered.

Yes, as in a dream she listened

To the words of Hiawatha,

As he talked of old Nokomis,

Who had nursed him in his childhood,

As he told of his companions,

Chibiabos, the musician,

And the very strong man, Kwasind,

And of happiness and plenty

In the land of the Ojibways,

In the pleasant land and peaceful.

“After many years of warfare,

Many years of strife and bloodshed,

There is peace between the Ojibways

And the tribe of the Dacotahs.”

Thus continued Hiawatha,

And then added, speaking slowly,

“That this peace may last forever,

And our hands be clasped more closely,

And our hearts be more united,

Give me as my wife this maiden,

Minnehaha, Laughing Water,

Loveliest of Dacotah women!”

And the ancient Arrow-maker

Paused a moment ere he answered,

Smoked a little while in silence,

Looked at Hiawatha proudly,

Fondly looked at Laughing Water,

And made answer very gravely:

“Yes, if Minnehaha wishes;

Let your heart speak, Minnehaha!”

And the lovely Laughing Water

Seemed more lovely as she stood there,

Neither willing nor reluctant,

As she went to Hiawatha,

Softly took the seat beside him,

While she said, and blushed to say it,

“I will follow you, my husband!”

This was Hiawatha’s wooing!

Thus it was he won the daughter

Of the ancient Arrow-maker,

In the land of the Dacotahs!

From the wigwam he departed,

Leading with him Laughing Water;

Hand in hand they went together,

Through the woodland and the meadow,

Left the old man standing lonely

At the doorway of his wigwam,

Heard the Falls of Minnehaha

Calling to them from the distance,

Crying to them from afar off,

“Fare thee well, O Minnehaha!”

And the ancient Arrow-maker

Turned again unto his labor,

Sat down by his sunny doorway,

Murmuring to himself, and saying:

“Thus it is our daughters leave us,

Those we love, and those who love us!

Just when they have learned to help us,

When we are old and lean upon them,

Comes a youth with flaunting feathers,

With his flute of reeds, a stranger

Wanders piping through the village,

Beckons to the fairest maiden,

And she follows where he leads her,

Leaving all things for the stranger!”

Pleasant was the journey homeward,

Through interminable forests,

Over meadow, over mountain,

Over river, hill, and hollow.

Short it seemed to Hiawatha,

Though they journeyed very slowly,

Though his pace he checked and slackened

To the steps of Laughing Water.

Over wide and rushing rivers

In his arms he bore the maiden;

Light he thought her as a feather,

As the plume upon his head-gear;

Cleared the tangled pathway for her,

Bent aside the swaying branches,

Made at night a lodge of branches,

And a bed with boughs of hemlock,

And a fire before the doorway

With the dry cones of the pine-tree.

All the travelling winds went with them,

O’er the meadows, through the forest;

All the stars of night looked at them,

Watched with sleepless eyes their slumber;

From his ambush in the oak-tree

Peeped the squirrel, Adjidaumo,

Watched with eager eyes the lovers;

And the rabbit, the Wabasso,

Scampered from the path before them,

Peering, peeping from his burrow,

Sat erect upon his haunches,

Watched with curious eyes the lovers.

Pleasant was the journey homeward!

All the birds sang loud and sweetly

Songs of happiness and heart’s-ease;

Sang the bluebird, the Owaissa,

“Happy are you, Hiawatha,

Having such a wife to love you!”

Sang the robin, the Opechee,

“Happy are you, Laughing Water,

Having such a noble husband!”

From the sky the sun benignant

Looked upon them through the branches,

Saying to them, “O my children,

Love is sunshine, hate is shadow,

Life is checkered shade and sunshine,

Rule by love, O Hiawatha!”

From the sky the moon looked at them,

Filled the lodge with mystic splendors,

Whispered to them, “O my children,

Day is restless, night is quiet,

Man imperious, woman feeble;

Half is mine, although I follow;

Rule by patience, Laughing Water!”

Thus it was they journeyed homeward;

Thus it was that Hiawatha

To the lodge of old Nokomis

Brought the moonlight, starlight, firelight,

Brought the sunshine of his people,

Minnehaha, Laughing Water,

Handsomest of all the women

In the land of the Dacotahs,

In the land of handsome women.

 

 

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