Today is World Laughter Day. World Laughter Day is observed on the first Sunday of May and was initiated by Madan Kataria, founder of the
worldwide Laughter Yoga movement.The best way to celebrate this day is to put up a few jokes which would spread laughter. So here I am with some wisecracks.
* The owner of a large business concern bought a number of signs reading “Do It Now” and had hung them around the office, hoping to inspire his people with promptness and energy in their work.
In his private office one day soon after wards a friend asked him how the scheme affected the staff.
“Well, not just the way I thought it would”, answered the proprietor. “The cashier skipped with thirty thousand dollars, the head book keeper eloped with the private secretary, three clerks asked for an increase in salary and the office boy left us to become a bandit.”
* The popular Hollywood financer fell in love with a new film extra and decided to have all her movements checked. A week after he had hired the detective agency, he got the following report.
“The young lady is of immaculate reputation. Her history is stainless and number of her friends are of fine social standing. The only element of a scandalous nature connected with her is that she has often been in the company lately of a businessman of a questionable character.”
* A snorer in a Russian movie house was disturbing the audience. When patrons yelled to cut it out, the snorer replied, “I paid for the seat and I’ll do as I please!”
“Sure”, somebody howled, “but you’re keeping everybody awake!”
* Husband : “For the last time I am asking you, are you coming?”
Wife : “For the last two hours I am telling you I’m coming within a minute.”
* Customer : “How much for this dog?”
Dealer : “Seventy five dollars.”
Customer : “Isn’t that too much?”
Dealer : “Isn’t the dog too wonderful?”
Customer : “Yes, the dog may be too wonderful but is he faithful also?”
Dealer : “Faithful, Sir! Why, I’ve sold him seven times and he has always been back within 12 hours.”