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Young Congress ???

             All of a sudden, the young blood within Congress party has become active. Everyday, Jyothiradidya is coming up with fancy ideas like 8-digit PIN code & so on. Rahul Gandhi who is dancing to the tune of worthless Marxists has failed to make any impact on young electorate. Priyanka Vadera is exposing her ignorance about her daddy’s assassination. That’s why she is seeking fresh clarification from Nalini — whose capital punishment has been reduced to life imprisonment after following rigorous judicial procedures. Entire Gandhi family is hand in gloves with those who have undue sympathy towards Rajiv Gandhi’s assassinators. So long as these 3 youngsters stick to their image of a kid-in-grandpa’s lap, they will NOT gain recognition from young India…

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Practical Philosophy

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inagau-Na ]pasanaa

yao%vaxarminado-Xyamavya@tM pyau-pasato
sava-~gamaican%yaMca kUTsqamacalaMQa/uvama\.
saMinayamyaoMid/yaga/amaM sava-~ samabauQdya:
to p/aPnauvaintmaamaova sava-BaUtihto rta:.
       jao daKvata yaot naahI, jao XabdaMt saaMgata yaot naahI AXaa [Mid/yaatIt prmat%vaacaI ]pasanaa mhNajao inagau-Na ]pasanaa. Asaa ]pasak jar sava-vyaapI t%vaapasaUna ica%t ZLU dot nasaola, [Mid/yaaMcyaa AaharI na jaata samabauQdInao savaa-Mcyaa ihtasaazI p/ya%na krt Asaola tr tao prmaoEvaraXaI ek$p haotao. prmaoEvaracyaa Avya@t sva$pacaI ]pasanaa mhNajao inarakaracaI AnauBaUtI GaoNyaasaazI svat:laa Avya@t sva$pat ZklaNaM. AXaI inagau-Na ]pasanaa mhNajao prmaoEvaracao sva$p jaaNaUna GaoNyaacaa Short-cut ca Aaho. pNa ha maaga- vaaTtao ittka saaopa naahI. Avya@t $patIla ]pasak ha samaajaapasaUna vaogaLa pDt jaatao AaiNa savaa-Mcyaa hoTaLNaIcao laxya zrtao. savaa-Mcyaa +YTInao tao kovaL ek irkamaTokDa, jaIvanasaMGaYaa-t sapaTUna maar Kallaolaa, jagaNyaasa naalaayak Asaa ina$pyaaogaI p/aNaI Asatao. %yaacao Choices AaiNa prmaoEvaracao Choices ho ba#yaaca AMXaI imaLtojauLto Asatat (avar kaoNaacaahI ivaEvaasa basat naahI; karNa %yaacyaa Baaovatalacyaa sagaLyaaMcao Choices ho naomako ]laTo Asatat. p/%yaokalaa Aaplaoca Choices baraobar vaaTt Asalyaanao savaa-Mcyaa +YTInao inagau-Na ]pasak ha pUNa-tyaa Avyavahairk Aqavaa zar vaoDaca Asatao.

@laoXaao|iQaktrstoYaaM Avya@tasa@tcaotsaama\
Avya@ta ih gaitdu-:KM dohvad\iBarvaaPyato.

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Tibet : Saffron Brigade Non-sense

                      Tibet has become a fantastic example of how
religiosity can be used for promoting violence. So called peace-loving
Buddhhists are carrying out rampant violence in Lhasa. All they are
interested in is “creating hurdles for Beijing-Olympics”. It was quite
expected that Olymic Games — a symbol of peace & harmony — will
become the target of miscreants. Even recent agitation by monks in
Thailand has highlighted the fact that saffron clad Buddhhists are
actually the elements which thrive on conflicts & discords everywhere.
That’s why we say, “religious extremism is a typical communist non-
sense aimed at defaming Theists or peace loving RELIGION in general”.
(Here, we must know how to differentiate between pure-communists &
pseudo-communists.)
                      Of course, blind support to China also can be
dangerous because some trouble-makers are cropping-up from within
China itself. They are interested in forcing China to go for Human-
rights violation so that world can put a blame on China. Analysing
Tibet issue is like walking on a tight rope. We should neither fall-
down on left-hand-side nor on right-hand-side.
 

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Massage for Relaxation

                     Last week, my entire body had completely stressed-out. So, I called upon a massage centre & asked them to send one massagevallah at my house. At 2 pm, a decent fellow with moderately built physique arrived. For the next 40-45 minutes, he gave me a nice massage that completely relieved me from body stress. I felt quite euphoric at that time. Then he told me that if I were interested, he could give me a high through other method as well. That was to cost me just 100 extra bucks. So, I decided to give it a try. I didn’t have to repent for that decision. Sleeping with massagevallah turned out to be a pleasant experience.
       Here are some tips for those who want to try massagevallah –
1. Always have one of your girlfriends present in the flat in which you will be enjoying with massagevallah.
2. That girlfriend should have access right upto the place of your intercourse. In case, that unknown massagevallah resorts to pervert sex by physically overpowering you, some help will always be at your hands.
3. Do NOT forget safe-sex practices. Always insist on condom. That’s minimum precaution one must take.

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Yeh hai India

             Patna HighCourt has imposed life-term for Pappu Yadav in Ajeet Sarkar murder case. Bihar’s ex-chief minister L. P. Yadav has openly challenged Raj Thakeray that he WILL proceed with chhat pooja in Mumbai. Indian Market doesn’t like to stay stuck-up with the past. So, what is the problem ? Pappu Yadav will continue with his life term, Market will forgive & forget Fodder Scam while L. P. Yadav proudly celebrates chhat pooja in Mumbai !!!

Barrack Obama may want to rethink over his statement :
“Lefty girls are Easy.”

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Yeh Hai Mumbai

Yesterday’s silly conflict between MNS workers & Samajvadi party workers has highlighted the fact that Mumbai can comfortably handle such problems. Actually, this was only an alternate form of gang-war : A variable that was effectively countered by Mumbai few years back. No problem is really a big problem for Mumbai. So, what is sarcastically mentioned in that absurd song is turning out to be true –
        Yeh hai Mumbai , We are the first
                                   We are the first
Oversized tapori Delhites can learn a lot from decent Mumbai.

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             “manasao”nao ]%trBaartIyaaMcyaa ivaraoQaat Gaotlaolaa piva~a ha iXavasaonaap/mauKaMcyaa mad/asaIivaraoQaI maaoihmaaMcaI AazvaNa k$na doNaara Aaho. p/aMtvaadacyaa naavaaKalaI ]MDgaoigarIsaazI rana maaokLo k$na doNaaro saU~Qaar kaoNa Aahot? AmarisaMga, maulaayamaisaMga AXaa rajakIya ivajanavaasaat gaolaolyaa nao%yaaMnaa (a inaima%tanao p/kaXaJaaotat yaoNyaacaI saMQaI ]plabQa haot Aaho. mhNajaoca pkDlao gaolaolao “manasao”cao kaya-kto- ho samaajavaadI pxaalaa iftUr Jaalaolao ]MDgaoca AsaNaar. (a gauMDaMvar kDk karvaa[- krNyaacao kama prp/aMtIya paolaIsa Aayau@t naIT par paDU XaktIla kaya? AaiNa AXaa iftUr kaya-k%yaa-Mcyaa tM~anaocaalaNaaro raja zakro rajakarNa krtat mhNajao na@kI kaya krtat?

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Romantic College-Life

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      maI ka^laojamaQao XaovaTcyaa vaYaa-laa AsataMnaa maaJaa ek ima~ vaogaLyaa ka^laojamaQao paosT ga/^jyaueXana krt haota. %yaalaa kivata krNyaacaahI CMd haota. eka rmaNaIya saMQyaakaLI AamhI BaoTayacao zrvalao haoto. va@tXaIrpNaa tovhaMhI maaJyaa AMgaat haotaca. %yaamauLo zrlyaa jaagaI maI vaoLovar paocalao. maaJyaa ima~alaa maa~ imainaTBar ]XaIrca Jaalaa. maaJaa va@tXaIrpNaa za}k AsalyaamauLo %yaanao lagaoca “saa^rI” mhTlaM. pNa AXaa vaoLI Baava naahI Kayacaa tr kQaI Kayacaa ? %yaamauLo maI zNakavaUna saaMigatlaM, “to kahI naahI. Aa%tacyaa Aa%ta maaJyaavar ek kivata k$na do trca tuJaM “saa^rI” kbaUla k$na Gao[-na." tao hsalaa. kahI xaNa maaJyaakDo ekTk baGat raihlaa AaiNa maga cauTkI vaajavaUna mhNaalaa, "zIk Aaho. do kagad AaiNa pona." ilaihta ilaihta maQaoca qaaMbaUna tao maaJyaakDo baGat rhayacaa AaiNa maga prt kagadavar ilaihNao sau$ vhayacao. dha-baara imainaTaMt %yaanao kagad maaJyaakDo idlaa. tIca kivata KalaI idlaI Aaho---

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      “iktI vaoL ha ?” Asao kaihsao vadlaI tI yauvatI.

ta. k. : Aaja %yaaca kivaima~abaraobar maaJaa saMsaar sauKanao caalaU Aaho. f@t %yaacyaa kivata kmaI hao}na va@tXaIrpNaa vaaZlaa Aaho !

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Education

             British prime minister Gordon Brown’s plans to promote quality education in India is a welcome move. Oxford University has announced that it will set up an offshore facility at Lavasa near Pune. This offshore establishment is going to be the first of its kind in Oxford’s 800-year-old history.
             Over the last 61 years of independence, our affinity towards pseudo-communism has prompted us to embrace mediocrity through continuous dilution of education-standards. Just for no reason, we take delight in ridiculing school front-benchers. In our subconscience minds, we are very much convinced that educated persons are fit for nothing.
             Even the much hyped Market Driven Economy churns out jobs for unskilled labour only. Mere confidence babble is no substitute for efficiency. There’s trmendous shortage of skills & expertise in all walks of our lives. In other words, the growth rate that we claim is NOT in line with our calibre. It is high time that we understand what BhagavadGeeta says —

na ih &anaona sadRXama\ piva~imah ivaVto

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Live-in Relationship or Cohabitation

             French president Sarkozy’s planned visit to India alongwith his Live-in partner Carla Bruni has raised many eyebrows. Rashtrapati Bhavan bureaucrats are breaking their heads about protocol for welcoming the duo. Should we assign so much of importance to “legally-married” tag ?
             Basically, Marriage-system that defends Monogamy or Fidelity is based upon gene theory. Through this nonscientific gene theory silly terms like “redundant males/females” or “made-in-heaven marriages” are churned out. It converts the whole system into a preprogrammed hierarchy in which certain section of the society gets exploited. Exorbitant credit is created for inefficient but previleged members of the marriage system. That credit is denied to the so called “redundant” persons. In order to counter all this, a strong anti-marriage system that can generate efficient persons is required. That is the basis of “cohabitation”. Singles club is also a solution; but “staying together” is a matter of convenience which facilitates effective utilisation of resources like dwelling, automobiles, housewares etc. (Two single beds cost more than a double-bed !) Even your daily routines remain better organised. These routines often get disturbed when you are staying alone. Staying with same-sex partner is quite boring than staying with opposite sex.


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Cricket - A Silly Maze

             Anil Kumbale’s outstanding performance on Thursday has proved that beating Aussies on their own turf is quite an achievable task. However, if you look at Indian cricket as a whole, you will find that the game is used for diluting India’s Nationalist Spirit. In most of the cases, the situation is adjusted in such a way that the match result either goes in favour of organized crime or it goes against India. In other words, unless Indian nationalists join hands with organized crime, India cannot win !
             Even now, Indian cricket team at Perth must have aligned with Arms Race Lobby - a global organized crime. So, what should Indian nationalists do ? “Being Nationalist” is NOT kid’s play. Easy going creatures can only become Cricket/Football fans.
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