Dear Monisha, Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend. Monisha In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love, from all my past experiences I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well I have written many love letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays MONISHA , and it’s a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don’t have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters. Another thing MONISHA, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love. And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend lot of monies for impressing you , I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest. The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs. Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. , Mobile 2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, - Grand Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees). Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account. I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.
Crazy Letter
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– February 24, 2008
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Hi Prasanna. We have to really SALUTE your heroine (Monisha). Throughout one and half years he (the boyfriend) has been maintaining his expenditures and balance sheet and she has been tolerating him. Monisha is still benefited cos this strange Boyfriend has not included the stationery he used for all these calculations and the FLOATING INTEREST for the total money spent as on the closing date of his LOVE CALENDAR. Girls, BEWARE OF…… Real non-sense.
hahahahahahha………………………. its really funny. i can”t control myself from laughing. its really cute and funny. did you ever write a letter like this to anyone or its just for fun ??????????????? i really enjoyed reading your letter. cool man.
don”t tell me u want all of us to write a letter like this????????????
Thats the koolest one
Good one yaar, better to be honest than a liar. funny one.
indeed ………it’’s a reality ???????????….pls
good joker
ohhhhhhhhhh funny WHERE IS SHE ?NOWWWWWWW…!!!
Monisha…God knows how U tolerated this guy all along (or) how he supressed all these feelings within himself awaiting to write to U when U leave.
Very funny indeed…. Gud one….
pragmatic gen next !!
Monisha is a brave girl to tolerate him for one and half year.
practical no nonsense approach… on wonder she kicked him out :-)))
ab to sudhar jao……..
good one.