Pareshaan thi Pappu ki WIFE Non-happening thi jo uski LIFE Pappu ko na milta tha aaram OFFICE main karta kaam hi kaam Pappu ke BOSS bhi the bade COOL PROMOTION ko jaate the har baar bhool Par bhoolte nahi the woh DEADLINE Kaam ko karwaate the roz TILL NINE Pappu bhi banana chahta tha BEST Isliye to woh nahi karta tha REST Din raat karta tha woh BOSS ki gulaami APPRAISAL ki umeed main deta tha salaami Din gujre aur phir ghujre saal Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal Paapu ko aab kuch yaad na rahta tha Galti se biwi ko bahenji kahta tha Aakhir ek din pappu ko samajh main aaya Aur chor di usne APPRAISAL ki moh maaya Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho” ?? “APPRAISAL ke laddu se buddhu banaate ho” ? “PROMOTION do warna chor kar chala jaunga” “APPRAISAL dene par bhi waapas nahi aaunga Boss haas kar bola nahi koi baat “Aabhi aur bhi Pappu hain mere paas” Yeh duniya pappuon se bhari hai Sabko aage badén ki padi hai Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karwaunga Tumhari tarah ek aur Pappu banaunga.JPG)
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Dear Friends, wish to share a touching video with you on the eve of father’s day…. Don’t forget to share your views / comments, incase you liked the share ….. Regards —————– “My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, “You’re tearing up the grass.” “We’re not raising grass,” Dad would reply. “We’re raising boys”…………. Harmon Killebrew A dad is someone who
Dear Friends, you may like to go through one of the interesting interview conversation held between a applicant and Sales Manager of a company… The applicant had appeared for a salesman post in the company… Don’t forget to Share your views / comments, incase you came across any such experience in past while facing / attending any interview … Regards, ——————- Applicant enters the room of a Sales Manager : Applicant - Hello sir, I am Harpreet Singh Bedi… its honour to be in this fantastic company.. Sales Manager - Why ?? What is so fantastic about this company ?? Applicant - Sales Sir.. aapki sales team ki reputation bahut aachi hai.. Sales Manager - Lekin aur aachi ho sakti hai ….. Sales Manager looking at the certificates presented by applicant…. Hmmm ….B.Com 39% .. no experience.. nothing Sales Manager - Salesman banana hai ?? Applicant - Yes Sir.. Sales Manager - Chalo khud ko becho.. cammon !!! Applicant - Sir.. I think, I am a hard worker…. Sales Manager - You think ?? or you are ??? Applicant - I am Sir, I will learn everything about product, market, customers… Sales Manager - Bas .. bas… bas .. bas… “Bechana aata hai” ?? Applicant - Ofcourse Sir…. Sales Manager took a pencil from the table.. detach the rubber already attached with the pencil and throw the pencil towards the applicant Sales Manager – “Yeh pencil becho mujhe 100 Rs. Applicant – Took pencil in his hand… looked at the rubber lying separately and uttered….Sir.. Yeh Rubber ?? Sales Manager - Applicant - Sir, jab laga hi nahi hai to main convince kaise kar sakta hoon ??? Sales Manager – “Sir, jab aap bech hi nahi sakte hain to hum job kaise de sakte hain” …Chalo .. apply somewhere else .. ok ?? Applicant – Desperately looking for one last chance… suddenly stood up and said…….. “Hello Sir…. I am Harpreet Singh from Singh Pencils… This is our new product..HS1016” Sales Manager - Sorry !!! hum is saal ki pencils ka stock le chuke hain … Applicant - No problem Sir…. Bas ek demo dekh leejiye …. Just 2 min…. Sales Manager - Bina Rubber ki pencil ka demo dekhne se kya phaayda Applicant - Yeh bina rubber waali pencil nahi hai sir…. Yeh detachment rubber waali pencil hai … Sales Manager - Muh banaate hue….. “kuch naya socho yaar”…… Applicant - Sir, yeh jo pencil main jo sikka hai na…yeh unbreakable hai….. Sales Manager took the pencil in his hand and break the coin of the pencil by pressing the tip hard on the table…. And gave a funny look to the applicant Applicant - Sir, itna jor lagaenge to kuch bhi toot jaega… magar toot bhi jae to badi aasani se sharpen hota hai … Sales Manager - Jhoot bolne se sale nahi hoti Applicant – …Thought for a second and came out with the answer …. “Perfume se to hoti hia sir….Yeh jo rubber hai na specially imported perfume rubber hai” …. Sales Manager - Pencil humme naak main daalni hai ???? Applicant - Waise iske aur bhi use hain sir … aap kaan khuja sakte hain isse, as a ear-bud use kar sakte hain, as a tooth pic bhi, even aap baalon main kangi kar sakte hain…Mobile reboot kar sakte hain… 2 pin plug, 3 pin socket main laga sakte hain …phir bhi mann na bhare to (pencil table par nachaate hue) time pass bhi kar sakte hain …. Sales Manager - Jaise tum kar rahe ho??? Meanwhile, MD who incidentally came in the room while the interview was on suddenly made his presence felt…. Kya ho raha hai ??? Sales Manager - Sir, woh sales interview …. Looking at applicant … damm nahi hai sir… MD to Sales Manager – “Take him” Sales Manager – Sir ?? MD looking at the applicant – Giveup nahi kiya tumne … I liked that …. Sales Manager to Applicant – Ok !! you can go now….. yeh marksheet… MD took those marksheet from Sales Manager and have a look at it… Sales Manager – Ek saal fail hua hai Sir…. MD – Sales Marksheet se nahi balance sheet se chalti hai …. 2 Rs. Ki pencil ko 20 Lac ki Mercedes bana kar bech raha tha.. kuch to hoga kahin .. Applicant – (Feels a sigh of relief)….. Thank you Sir, I wont disappoint you …… ********* Source – A scene from a movie “Rocket Singh”
Friends, you may like to read and enjoy this “hasya kavita”… don’t forget to leave Aisi apni wife ho
After going through the letter Maalini was quick to announce that Mini has been selected for the boarding school and will have to join from the new session pretty soon. It is not that the issue of sending Mini to boarding had come out in open suddenly. The talks were on in the family since quite a while. The Maalini who is a working mother thinks that her mother-in-law often lacks of her duty in looking after Mini well. Both Maalini and Rajat are working parents (Marketing field) and have very little time for themselves or for family. Even when they steps into the home (after 8 pm usually) after the day’s working, their respective cell keeps ringing and they are often busy in planning the jobs which are to be taken up next day. Most of the time passing instruction to their team mates and taking instructions from the seniors. The opinion of sending mini to boarding has been divided in the house. Manohar (Kaushalya’s husband) and Kaushalya quite understandably like any other grand parents thinks Mini who had just completed 6 yrs is far too young to be send to boarding, while Rajat and Maalini (particularly Maalini to be specific) is more inclined to send Mini to boarding school since she feels boarding system of education yields better result in academic as well as in overall personality development of a child. Friends, I am sure that you too have sometime drawn comparisons between traditional system of our schooling and schooling at boarding school. Ofcourse there are both plus and minuses in both system of education. What’s your views in general ???? Suppose if you have to make such decision one day, what decision you will make ??? Would be interesting to know your views on the matter….. ***** Happy new year to you all *****
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)”.
Friends, as we all are refered as social animals, we do interact, socialize, mingle with lot of like minded and at times unlike minded ppl too in our day to day life 'we do purposely and at times without any purpose too have to embrace or be part of many relationships we share during our various roles in society like relationship at personal level with father, mother, wife, girl-friends, boy-friends, son daughter etc. etc. or relationships at semi personal level like our relationships with our friends / close friends or may be at times formal relationship like with boss, collegues, superior, subordinate etc. etc. ' I am sure sometime the question that what should be the ideal principle, ways to create lasting and loving relationships all around us comes to our minds ??? '. Although there is no proven formula that apply to all relationships, still the post is an attempt to address few issues / principles that can reduce conflict, create lasting and loving relationships in personal as well as professional walks of our lives'. It would be nice incase, I and all others visiting the post be benefitted by your views on the matter through your valuable comments ''' Regards, —————- 1) Relationship should be based on equality : Despite inevitable differences in financial productivity, educational background, physical beauty, or IQ, your deep and unassailable self-talk must be, I am not above you or beneath you. We are different ex-pressions of the same underlying being and, as such, are of equal value. 2) Relationship should be mirror of myself : Do we ever question ourself when we face a discord relationship ???? I guess not'. Do we see others as mirrors of ourself ??? I guess not .. Is it not that if we see others as our mirror image this will help us in empowering the change someone over whom we have control, rather than becoming frustrated with our inability to change someone else. The real secret lies in us I guess i.e if we change ourselves the world (all those with whom we interact) change according to us. 3) My relationship have room for change : We all talk about being flexible in our relationships and otherwise too but are we flexible enough ??? Everything is continuously changing, including our thoughts, feeling. Should not we accept the change as part of life. Evolution calls upon us to adapt to change with creativity. We should look ways to accommodate and celebrate the inevitable changes that life serves up, while seeking to maintain the connection and commitment. 4) Let the past be the past : We should make a commitment to not bring up past transgression when dealing with a current situation / issue. Reopening old wounds seldom supports healing or transformation of our souls. So just practice the famous age old saying 'Bury the past and move forward'' although I know its very ' 2 difficult to follow at times. 5) Choose being happy over being right : We disagree becoz we believe that only our point of view is correct ' or at least better than others ' its rare that we change our entrenched as a result of vigorous debate. The alternative is to look beyond the obvious difference and seek common ground. We should see if we can take small steps in the direction of other person position and ask for a similar level of compromise. 6) Nurther relationship through the power of attention, affection and time : If we want a relationship to flourish, we must be willing to nurture it with our time and attention. The power of attention can not be underestimated, it is like fertilizer to relationships. Our skill in negotiating is what we are prepared to give and what we expect in return determines the success or failure of our relationships. The more consciously we can indentify and communicate our expectations, the more likely we are to create healthy, evolving bonding. Apart, from these few tips for reducing conflict and to enhance love one more important issue which plays a vital role in see-sawing our relationships is our 'EMOTIONS'. Friends, would like to know your views on the matter ??? I mean how much should we let our emotions run / over-run in relationships we share ??? Whats your take on the emotional aspect in you while dealing with the various relationships you come across / share ?? ********
Friends, it is popular belief that healthy mind stays in healthy body… you may like to go through few important health tips and suggest which few of these you find worth including in your life style …Lets make use of this forum by sharing our views and experience on related topic through discussion / comments for the benefit of all those who wish to achieve / maintain healthy life style. ———————- 1. Drink eight glasses of water a day. ' 2. Begin each meal with a raw vegetable salad. ' 3. Make a light snack of assorted sprouts. ' 4. Start the day with a glass of warm water and a dash of lime.. ' 5. Eat only freshly cooked meals, not refrigerated leftovers. ' 6. Go on a juice fast for a day.' Start with vegetable juice, and sip fruit for lunch and dinner. ' 7. Cut out all deep-fried foods from your diet. ' 8. Cut down on high sugar products like soft drinks, ice-cream, candy and cookies in your diet. ' 9. Never skip a meal, even if you’re on a diet.' Eat a fresh fruit or have vegetable juice instead. ' 10. Include high fiber foods and plenty of fruits, vegetables and grains in planning your diet. ' 11. Use salt in moderation ' 12. Retain peels of potato, cucumber, carrot and tomato while cooking. ' 13. Don’t rush through your meals.' Set aside enough time to appreciate, enjoy and digest your food. ' 14. Make every meal an enjoyable experience.' Set dishes out attractively and chew slowly to appreciate the full flavor of the foods you eat. ' 15. Shop for groceries yourself.' Notice the look, feel and smell of fresh fruit and vegetables and enjoy their intrinsic goodness. ' 16. Sit at the table at meal times.' Don’t read the paper or review bills while eating. ' 17.' Eat just to the point of the fullness.' Don’t stuff yourself! ' 18. Take a brisk, 20 minute invigorating walk each morning / evening.' ' 19. Do not use elevators when you can climb the stairs.' ' 20. Focus on your breathing.' Take a deep breath, then exhale slowly.' Repeat a couple of times a day.' ' 21. Learn to relax.' Spend 20 minutes consciously relaxing each muscle of your body. ' 22. Learn the healing power of laughter.' Watch a crazy movie, recall a joke or read a funny book and laugh out loud.'' ' 23. Join kids in a sports activity and rediscover the joys of childhood.' ' 24. Do keep in touch with friends. 'Call up or visit them and be at peace with the world.' ' 25. Enroll in an activity (like dancing, swimming or roller skating…) you never indulged in because you were afraid of what people might say. ' 26.' Forgive someone who you think has done you wrong and cleanse your spirit of rancor.' ' 27. Listen to soothing music for 15 minutes at least each day.' ' 28. Read a great book once a week. Source : Article from net ' 'Learn to enjoy what you do; rather than do what you enjoy. Because it is not always possible to do things that one enjoys. But if you learn the art of joyful living, even seemingly boring chores can bring you joy'. ' ***** '
Friends, you may like to go through' few important philosophies which i guess most of us come across in our life'. Please do convey your pick and as to why you liked the one you picked'' Last two in the list'are my fav. Regards, ———————- ' Don't look where you fall, but where you 'slipped'. ' Look at the life through wind shield, not through 'rear-view mirror'. ' People may doubt on what you say, but they will believe 'what you do' ' Never explain :' Your friend may not need it and your enemy will not believe it ' The best way to predict your future is : 'To create it' ' ' While seeking revenge dig two graves :' 'One for yourself' 'If you are heading in wrong direction : You are allowed''U-turns' ****** '
Friends, you may like to go through this wonderful story which I am sure will make you think that why happiness which could have embraced us easily can elude us at times due to our own behaviour / approach towards life . Please don't forget to leave your valuable comment once you finished reading for the benefit of not just me but for others too visiting this post Regards, ———————- Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.
Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. When he sought his advisor’s help, the advisor said, "Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club".
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