“Aisi aapni wife ho”

Friends, you may like to read and enjoy this “hasya kavita”… don’t forget to leave ur comment incase u liked reading this post  :
 
Aisi apni wife ho ============ ===== 5″7′ jiski height ho, Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehera jiska bright ho, Weight mein thodi light ho, Umar me difference slight ho, Thodi si wo [...]


Mending of fence

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third, from China.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
“Well”, he [...]


You need a smile

Friends, you may like to read this short story, which I am sure will not only bring smiles on your face once finished but also will compel you to think how at times we fail the judge things in a right perspective based on the environment we share with others all around us.. please dont [...]


Can anyone fool god ???

A man visits God and says “God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?” God says “No, ask me anything at all.” So the man says “God, you’ve been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?” God replies “For me, a thousand years is [...]


Poetic Resignation

Poetic Resignation The name is good, the brand is big But the work I do is that of a pigThe work or the brand; what is my way?I don’t know if I should stay.To work, they have set their own wayNobody will care to hear what I sayMy will be NULL, they wont change their [...]


Aaiye thoda haas liya jae :)

Friends, came across few hasya kavitae, felt like sharing with you all. Hope you enjoy reading them as much as I did.Regards,——————Neta bhaasan dekar aayaAakar naukar par ghurrayaMain aaya hun thaka thakayaPair (leg) dabao ram lubhayaRam lubhaya bola maalikEk jaruri baat bata dunBhashan se to gala thaka haiAap kahen to gala daba dun J *******Mandap [...]


“Smart Reply”

A Quality Engineer married an average girlAfter 2 years of tough life with her, finally Engineer got angry and sent a note to hisfather-in-law stating that :YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTThe smart father-in-law replied,WARRANTYEXPIRED, MANUFACTURERNOT RESPONSIBLE J


How management works sometime

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted,’ Excuse me sir, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am. The man below replied, [...]


Ek Gudgudaati hui kavita

abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,khushi ke maare  bura haal tha,khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,subah subah madam ka chai le kar aanathoda sharmate hue humme need se jagana,wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,jaldi se ready ho jao, aap [...]


Can men understand a women ?? :)

Friends, you may like to read and comment / discuss please J.. Regards, ———— 1. (Whatever) Men: What to have for dinner? Women: Whatever.. Men: Why not we have steamboat? Women: Don’t want, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat [...]