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SOCH KE DEKHO

Remember,we are born on this earth to help others,(hmmmm………then what will others do?)

What are the 3 things all government programmes have in common?
Ans: A beginning,A muddle,NO end

In the game of hockey,why do Indians always fail to convert corner into goals?
Ans:Because, whenever they find a vacant corner they either set up a tea corner or a small pan bidi shop.

Son : Does God use our bathroom?
Mom : No dear ! who said so ?
Son : Every day while knocking at the bathroom door,dad shouts,”Oh God,you….are still there?”

Traveller:Are you aware of any great man born here?
Villager: No,in our village only kids are born.

Posted in Philosophy.

By PROMIT BANERJEE – March 12, 2007

13 Responses

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  1. Tapasya Srivastava says

    Nice one…better you put in jokes category

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  2. mehek says

    ha ha ha:):)

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  3. Revati Sadawarte says

    funny….

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  4. Ainussaba Ansari says

    GOOD SOCH…

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  5. Amiya Lahiri says

    funny……

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  6. Jissy Thomas says

    Very, very funny ;-)))))))))

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  7. antara ghosh says

    others will help us…hey nice one.

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  8. amol prabhudesai says

    Really nice and funny post friend..

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  9. Sandil Srinivasan says

    Some government programmes end with no beginning, that’’s even scarier :-)

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  10. Desh Bandhu says

    Lovely that was. Especially the pix. Marvellous.
    Pl carry on .
    Cheers

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  11. slipperyways rM says

    marvelous !!! buddy..

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  12. shivani narula says

    that was fun….

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  13. Cju C says

    As is said that stars fall…. then y is the sky always full of stars….!!!
    Wen its holi every kid shouts holi haiiiiiiiiii…………. wen its diwali y doesnt any shout…..!!!!!!!

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