TEACHER:”Raju,have u brought the world map”
RAJU :”Sir i am yet to purchse it…..”
TEACHER:”Why did not u purchase 1 so far”
RAJU :”Sir didn’t u say that the world is changing rapidly.Hence i am waiting 4 the world 2 change totally.”
“Can u tell where hapiness is alwats seen”
“IN the dictionary, of course! “
A 10 year old was repeatedly praying in the temple
“Oh God ! Make Nagpur the capital of India for a day plss”
Astonished the priest quizzed, “Son why do you want Nagpur 2 be the capital of India and tht too 4 a day.”
“in the geography test yesterday,I wrote Nagpur the capital of India”
Teacher: What do u undersatnd by climax?
Student : My father married my mother on the same day same time same place!
PREPARE FOR THE RIDE
Posted in Humour.
– March 15, 2007
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Gud one………..
nice one…expecially the nagpur one…i too think in the similar fashion…i commit mistake then i will be thinking that question to be wrong..so that i get grace marks…so i really enjoyed that one…
good ones yaar
good ones especially the last two…….
good light jokes….
LOL…very smart Raju is…
good light thoughts
Nice reading